DAMN FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING MICROSOFT EXCEL CSV means "COMMA SEPARATED" not "SEMICOLON SEPARATED" eat your fucking file and stick it up YO

Just sneezed. Luckily I have a cleaning rag just for these occasions. *wiping monitor clean*

@El_Chaco_Veloz es como Fringe pero en una isla y sin los Bishop = nadie entiende nada :)

@El_Chaco_Veloz nada bueno? Y Lost?

Cookies are delicious delicacies.

I BOFHd a user earlier today. Feel kinda bad about it. Guess i'm too soft for a true BOFH.

"¿tiene otra computadora donde probar?" - "sí tengo otra pero no funciona" - "o sea, NO tiene otra" - "no, sí tengo, pero no funciona"

Another user who forgot his password.

The new Windows Phone, it looks like the screen is too small for the image. I foresee a lot of scrolling on that sucker. LOL.

"Formidably convoluted and obscure" - you don't say. At least it's not Java or fricking C#.

Need a kickstand for your iphone/ipod touch? http://gizmodo.com/5057005/the-paperclip-iphoneipod-touch-stand

@El_Chaco_Veloz vente a mexico, aquí solo pasan los juegos en el canal 22, todos los demás no tienen ni resumen ;)

Don't place all your faith on your UPS - those fail too. *box rebooted twice due to faulty UPS*

Han shot first.

¿En México y quieres ver los juegos olímpicos? Están en el canal 22. Chinguen a su madre Televisa y TV Azteca.

"al cuarto para las siete jodieron la red" jajajajaj

WTFFS - the "what the fuck" filesystem.

Yah, if I ever work in a place with a formal dress code, "casual friday" will mean I get to wear the "lilo & stitch" bowtie. LOL.

"No plan survives contact with the enemy" - Von Moltke. So, if you have a life plan, it was pretty much fucked the moment you were born.

Other operating systems may make you choose, but Windows makes you decide. That's very stressful. Not to mention passive aggressive.

"Enjoy Windows" - If I enjoyed that piece of shit I wouldn't be installing it on a virtual machine. The more isolated, the better.

google buzz - I'm not convinced. It's yet another inbox for me to check.

@El_Chaco_Veloz Si lo mejor que pueden hacer con 3D es aventarle cosas en la cara a los espectadores, mejor paso. http://bit.ly/dHveG

Hoping kickass functionality will conceal the fact that I'M NOT A FREAKING WEB DESIGNER.

Today's hilarious word: "carcass".

"There is virtually nothing logical about grammar. It's all post-facto rationalizations of irrational speaking practices."

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/911y6p

Si Matuk es el Carl Sagan de la informática en México, estamos jodidos :(

the very concept of life insurance is creepy and twisted.

@silicongirl password fail :P lol

user: herc. Password: hercules. HOW FUCKING HARD TO REMEMBER IS THAT?

I fucking HATE users who forget their passwords. I should plainly refuse to help them.

Kernel upgrade FAIL: I installed the latest kernel, then uninstalled all the others... oops, I deleted the new one as well.

WTF, someone sent a picture of a cow to our printer.

... that actress was so fat, instead of a stunt DOUBLE she needed a TRIPLE. LOL!

How I know football isn't really my thing: I fell asleep during the superbowl. Three years in a row. Boring shit, I tell ya.

Percy Jackson. I'm a sucker for Greek mythology. However the premise sounds really stupid. Guess I'll wait for Clash of the Titans.

Watching an idiot whose brain was turned into shit by Windows groping for an obvious routing problem. I bet he kills our computer first.

I'm a pretty lame twitterer - here since 2007, only now approaching my 2000th tweet. Averaging less than one tweet a day. Lame. :)

It's a testament to the ease of modern life that you can go through it as distraught as most of my users and still be considered a success.

Diccionario español-español en twitter. "Dar del cuerpo" => "defecar"

@El_Chaco_Veloz Hay 2 clases de discos duros: los que ya fallaron y los que van a fallar :P

This account management system I wrote kicks ass. I didn't realize until I started using it.

People. It's cool to remember a bunch of IP addresses. It's even cooler to have a correctly configured DNS so YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER!

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/aTDszw

@pablommm by replying "fuck HTML mail" to any HTML mail you receive ;)

"Cuando mueres, dejas de vivir. Es como si uno falleciera…"

Hey, it's "Fuck HTML E-mail" tuesday

This clip accurately portrays most drivers. Made in 1950, still true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAZ_xu0DCg

"He says he can't take the call right now". OK, no rush. I'm not the one who forgot his e-mail password. LOL.

Watching log files scroll by - strangely soothing. Unless I spot a problem - then it's mass hysteria.

We have an exam this afternoon. Tweeting results in real-time as people finish the exam would be too mean. Wouldn't it? >:)

Internet Explorer, slowest damn browser ever - even it it's just for games. http://bit.ly/bxNexZ

Hi all, its Fuck You Microsoft Excel friday.

Excel sucks so much. If the format is called CSV (Comma Separated Values) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DELIMITING FIELDS WITH SEMICOLONS?

Damn keyboard. Makes me type all funny and I find myself putting accents on consonants: ń

My $ prediction for the iPad was spot-on. For the low-end, no-3G model. In all fairness, my first iPod cost about $400 anyway...

Flash - an abomination meant to enable Adobe's main customers (designers) to "design for the web" without really knowing how to do it.

Drupal: is it really *that* hard to just include a fucking image in an article?

Damn users. It's the last time I offer to help one organize their e-mail folders. Ended up being blamed for THEIR stupidity.

@silicongirl Nope, they don't care. BTW it just happened. some idiot DID send his login/password and my server was spewing spam. I Fixed it.

@El_Chaco_Veloz les piden login/password del mail de aquí. Los usan para mandar spam desde mi server :( y los usuarios caen!

Trying to save my users from phishers. Again.

Yeah, it's 95% full, but it still has 7 GB left. It's a lot of free space if you think in absolute terms...

My email users are idiots. They should just go and use the hotmail shit they love so much.

I'm Iron Man! yeah, honest - see, I'm ironing a shirt.

@El_Chaco_Veloz te acuerdas del Nopal, era un escuinclito cuando lo conocimos? http://aspuru.chem.harvard.edu/

Just received a file with words separated by asterisks. People have something against spaces now? They just get more absurd every day.

Tacos de canasta. *BURP*

Dealing with someone who doesn't grasp the concept of alphabetical ordering. Now I know all is lost. Sigh

@El_Chaco_Veloz según el número. http://bit.ly/64WIcJ

Someone just asked about the "Morcilla" browser. I want to cry but I'll laugh instead.

#WoofWednesday great danes are so dorky! http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/01/20/funny-dog-pictures-step-over/

@El_Chaco_Veloz me doy cuenta, </sarcasmo> no te agüites jeje

@El_Chaco_Veloz los últimos 3 años: es que apenas hace 3 meses hay iTunes acá ;)

@silicongirl good luck ;)

Love it when users "report" a problem they had a week ago. My first reaction is to panic, then I remember 1) I solved it, 2) they're morons.

The bank is giving me a credit card and I will pay no fees until the second year. Too bad I'm cancelling it before that MUAHAHAH

"there was an unavoidable problem with your search" - the way people phrase error messages can be quite amusing.

"play often proceeds for minutes without interruption". And they sound so surprised when they say it. Yes, it's hockey, not football.

"the government allowed onionization" WTF. Often life is much funnier if you misread things.

The new 16-GB monster should accomodate the memory-hungry virtual server just fine.

just ran into the computer equivalent of someone who bought a car without knowing how to drive.

En la basilica - y no exploté en llamas al entrar ;) http://twitpic.com/yiljt

People struggling with English reading comprehension seem quite bizarre to me. I guess I'd look like they do if I tried to read in Russian.

He's called an "electrician", not an "electric". Ay, people.

New 16-core, 16-GB RAM, quad-power-supply, 4U rackmount puppy just arrived.

The car: new shocks, brake pads, battery and replaced a noisy ball bearing. Got washed too. A classy ride once again.

Thought users forgetting their passwords were bad? I just had one who forgot her email address altogether. Like forgetting where you live.

The meaning humans assign to unnatural cycles of time (months, weeks, hours) is arbitrary but powerful.

RT @El_Chaco_veloz Gran articulo sobre "disenadores". http://bit.ly/5RGghw

Empresas, la mejor manera de dar una imagen poco profesional es DEJAR EL JODIDO BUZÓN TELMEX EN TU LINEA QUE SIEMPRE ESTÁ OCUPADA

Nice to see webmail providers reinventing Pine: "use keyboard shortcuts", "zip through your emails". 1989 called.

#WoofWednesday an earthquake-sensing dog http://dogblog.dogster.com/2010/01/13/video-dog-senses-earthquake-before-humans/

Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers from @oatmeal

All cars are pieces of junk waiting to happen.

The sad "sorry to see you go" emails my registrar sent when I transferred domains away from them almost made me reconsider. ALMOST >:)

Extreme tin foil hatting.

And people think I'm a mess with passwords. At least I remember them.

Pig's hands, yuk. You can actually see the bones. http://twitpic.com/xfexc

Ah, The Ring (Wagner's, not Tolkien's). Reading up on the plot.

@silicongirl Check these out http://www.dotsgloves.com/

Oh, the joy - found a user with a 2-GB inbox. I guess at home, he files his important documents inside his mailbox, too.

At work - wearing red running shoes. I forgot to take them off before leaving home. So far nobody has noticed ;)

My ergo keyboard, which has been with me for 12 years, has finally died. hm.

#WoofWednesday heed your dog's advice. http://bit.ly/6oCKkZ

Eating japanese snacks, I got a wasabi-coated pea! *FUCK*

RT @silicongirl: Blamestorming: a discussion in which members attempt to assign blame for a particular misdeed.

Chart showing Mexico next-to-last in OCDE countries' Internet speed, affordability and penetration. Shameful. http://i.imgur.com/cwiNV.jpg

at work - there's a tiny spider floating 6 inches from my face. CREEPY!

Happy new year from Mexico city!!

Today is this year's last #WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/6jNS8W

"asscomotion" - describes one of many ways of moving without actually getting off your butt. Is really fun, actually.

@silicongirl YUM!!

@yacaFx I'm supposed to be an elf. I think I look more like a Martian. Jajaj

The princess and the frog. I'm a sucker for traditional animation. Only Spanish dubbed versions, though; they lose the southern accent.

Destiny's puppet LOL

The aftermath of Christmas. We did eat too much. http://twitpic.com/v6fy2

On our way to christmas party! In bumper-to-bumper traffic at the moment.

Star Trek lovers: check out this Phantom Menace video review/analysis. http://bit.ly/4RF8rL. Part 2, 2:40 - pure gold.

WTF, another Sex and the City movie? What will this one be about, the mummy's curse? those women are like 60 now. http://bit.ly/6hiGA1

best christmas decoration ever - http://bit.ly/6l7edE

That's what happens when you use Java - you ask for 1 minute and it suddenly turns into 2 hours...

Um, I read a "10 operating systems you've never heard of" article and I did know 6 of them. I'm a geek, or they didn't research too well.

Every time you load a page with Silverlight content, god kills a kitten.

@yacaFx te refieres a esto? http://bit.ly/8SeNfJ

"a special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing"- George Lucas, believe it or not.

"It's not really art if no one likes it" - http://dilbert.com/2009-12-21

Dubious carbon footprint calculations: a pet pollutes more than a car, C++ is cleaner than PHP. People, please stop this madness.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! what the fuck. Don't know why we even watch that crap anymore.

@yacaFx el mejor antivirus obvio: Linux ;)

Don't butcher your language: use proper gender conventions, don't use @ to signify a/o. Gender-neutral languages need not apply. #petpeeve

a sad, heartbroken #WoofWednesday. However, here are 10 reasons to adopt a senior/older dog. http://bit.ly/2JV8t

The first blow was tough, but the second one, so suddenly and so soon, just knocked me out. Every breath hurts.

'65 Mustang, mint condition. It's for sale too! http://twitpic.com/thv2v

If we all became vegetarian to save the cows, think about what would happen to the cattle once they become useless. Yeah, didn't think so.

My road to fatness is paved with these. Yum! http://twitpic.com/teyk0

Yesterday I ate like a pig. Today I'm famished. I guess i'm becoming a fat person. Burp to you!

Overdosing on Twitter after 12-hour withdrawal

@El_Chaco_Veloz si! Además miento, claro que si fuimos y era un circo bien rascuache donde ahora esta el edificio parque alameda!

@El_Chaco_Veloz que años! Y no se nos hizo ir al circo ese día ;(

Almost lost an ear yesterday - got slammed between a great dane's thick skull and my own noggin. Hurts!

OK: BMP file: 1.5 MB. Equivalent, non-lossy PNG file: 23.5 kB. People, PLEASE stop using the BMP format.

This is what I think about fax machines. http://bit.ly/4Zm96E

The taxman came knockin' on my door, I said "I already gave", he said he wanted some more.

Tom-fucking-cat sucks.

Yeah, you couldn't see the most recent emails BECAUSE YOU WERE SORTING THEM BY SENDER.

#WoofWednesday and the amazing SCUBA dog http://bit.ly/5ERG3d

Bling-phone! http://bit.ly/7cGINL

Zorching a hard disk

Snow: weather you can eat.

"Monday, december 7th, 109". I thought we were long past the Y2K shit.

"Varney the Vampire": I love you, you love me, I suck your blood! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varney_the_Vampire

Ate too much. Burp.

@El_Chaco_Veloz @MACricio star trek fail http://failblog.org/2009/12/04/star-trek-fail/

A ver y en el mundial cual será ahora el "grupo de la muerte" ? siempre salen con la misma jalada :P

LOLrus http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/52/Bucket.png/800px-Bucket.png

"a 30-year study shows NO LINK between mobile phone use and brain tumors". Take that tinfoil hatters. Let's yap away! http://bit.ly/8FtbTB

How popcorn is born! corn popping in slow motion. http://bit.ly/ghgmW

A morbid fascination with ALL CAPS text. Thing #438 I don't understand about the majority of people.

#WoofWednesday, dalmatian-themed: a dalmatian can ride a bike. http://bit.ly/6frJjX

When asked what OS his computer was running, he answered "Seven" as if it was the coolest thing on earth. I nearly burst out laughing.

They're using Windows and the stupid ssh.com client and they wonder why their terminal is acting up. Sigh...

Oops- I've been wearing a sock inside out all day. The situation has been "rectified", so to speak.

Almost got mauled by a cat yesterday. Those beasts are dangerous, I tell ya. 4-pound cat scares me more than the 120-pound great dane.

It's International Computer Security Day. http://www.computersecurityday.org/

Just going to tweet the time (6:14 am, wtf) before going back to sleep. See y'all in a few hours.

TACOCAT is a palindrome. http://bit.ly/6sUBM

@yacaFx Guacala :P pero seguro está mejor que el vista.

The Wii, a girl's console: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/11/27nov09832fa.jpg

Cat in the box http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqjott6c771qa2i2xo1_400.gif

Video reviews, video tutorials, video everything. Have people lost the ability to write and read? the internet is turning into television!

I'll never understand the world's fascination with hit/visit counters on web pages. Who gives a damn about that?

@silicongirl WTF. Doesn't look like they're going to eat him, is too skinny.

@yacaFx perdón máster no te vimos :( sorry

New Moon's box office numbers do prove one thing: corniness rules the world!

Burp, I ate too much today. It was all good, though ;)

Ubunchu! http://divajutta.com/doctormo/ubunchu/ubunchu-episode-01.pdf

#WoofWednesday, dalmatian-themed: http://bit.ly/1BPjrl

disco music! the 70's called, on the phone because they don't know how to tweet HAHAAH

I fucking hate it when they start asking me to do things... at 2 minutes before lunch time.

Modern Warfare 2: Got my ass kicked, and a headache too. I'm too old for those games.

Remember Netscape Constellation? It took 12 years and Google (Chrome OS) to finally come close to realising that vision.

How would a tweet composed entirely of hashtags look like? What would be the point?

"Windows keeps telling me i might be a victim of software counterfeiting - I don't think of myself as a victim, more of a beneficiary"

People who turn on the TV just to have ambient noise to listen to: they freak me out!!!

All this time they're wasting learning to use the virus scanner would be better spent learning to use Linux. Viruses instantly gone.

@El_Chaco_Veloz Yo por eso ya ni compro juegos. El Ghostbusters lo tengo ahí juntando polvo desde hace meses. *SNIF*

My keyboard is like an old shoe: smelly, dirty and disgusting but I can't live without it.

"Stink Different with an Apple toilet": http://www.tuaw.com/2009/11/14/stink-different-with-an-apple-toilet/

Eating like a pig. Oink!

If programming languages were religions : http://blog.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

#WoofWednesday, celebrating dalmatians: http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-camoflauge-right.jpg

While livestock account for 20% of methane emissions, most of that is released by exhaling or burping. Only 1–2% comes from farts.

Bela the Dalmatian: They always tell you to go back to your daily routine. She was such a big part of it that in this case it's not working.

Saturdays are hellish, hopefully I get to stay home today.

I fucking hate Fridays and I goddamn motherfucking hate Fridays the fucking thirteenths. I'm glad it's over. Fuck you, Friday the 13th.

@pablommm la del "popular guy" debería salir hasta arriba ;) prueba "why won't my" :)

One of those not so rare instances when work gets in the way of work!

All morning wasted on administrivia.

Roll-up windows have always mesmerized me, even though they're completely useless.

Yeah: "it's 20% less bad". We have a national holiday next week.

Go to www.google.com and type "is there" in the search box. Don't press Enter. Look at the first result on the suggestion list.

Welcome to Friday the 13th! Since it's Follow Friday you might want to do a twitter search for "Jason Voorhees" and follow him! HAHAHA

I ate too much today. *BURP*

@silicongirl lucky you ;) enjoy!

@El_Chaco_Veloz Seguro ni bajó de la nave porque la secuestran :P

V: so, did Anna wear a China Poblana traditional outfit when she spoke with the Mexican authorities re: diplomatic relations?

Just sent a strongly-worded email to the idiots at Yahoo! who are hosting a phisher's e-mail address and refuse to do anything about it.

Daily visit to the drugstore. Today's special: metoclopramide for intravenous use.

Being root is like being god: I can do anything, but I'll only do what I damn well please. Your prayers to me might or might not work.

Upright smilies: another example of humans twisting reality instead of adjusting their point of view U_U >_< o_O

This slightly chilly weather really agrees with me - I wish I'd remembered to bring my scarf, though.

Why does wikipedia have a picture of someone's puke on the sidewalk? http://bit.ly/89B7N

For some unfathomable reason, there's a 2-foot steel bar in my office.

@pablommm WTF :) worst translation ever.

@silicongirl They weren't that feeble, she was really going for it!

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." - Donald Knuth

Ah, Prokofiev. I prefer his mainstreamness to Stravinsky's strangeness. Not to say I don't like Stravinsky.

We have a TV backlog of about a week and a half. That's ok, as long as I don't run out of storage space we'll get to watching all this.

I don't have a baby but I do have some formula and damn, it tastes awful. Poor babies. Do whatever it takes NOT to feed this crap to yer kid

Yelling and insults- Yes, I mean YOU, 90% of the drivers in Mexico City.

Being extra-polite on an e-mail I'm sending. Some people behave better if you're nice to them. Others only understand yelling and insults.

I'm such a compulsive "empty the trash after you've deleted the files" person that the file trashcan is effectively useless for me.

A window manager you can control with VIM keystrokes? whee?

@silicongirl yuk?

I hope my day doesn't get murdered by a fucking 3-hour meeting like it was on Friday. Win: I got my iPhone back- can play during meetings.

@El_Chaco_Veloz mi Mac también tiene Ubuntu :P

I got my new iPhone, after a week, I was already going through withdrawal. Browsing while taking a dump = priceless.

If there's a complex problem to solve, do you create a tool that's just as complex, or do you simplify both the tool and the problem?

@El_Chaco_Veloz no hay ya baseball, terminó la serie mundial. PERO siempre puedes contar con algún idiota en FOX que decida no pasar Fringe.

Using a maximized browser on a screen this big (19" widescreen) is practically an insult. Yet people insist on doing it...

My complaint about my current (loaner) phone is a pretty stupid one: you can only use it to text and talk.

Now that I think of it, Twitter was the last thing I was an early adopter of.

@El_Chaco_Veloz Que coraje nos va a dar cuando ABC le quite a Fox los derechos de transmisión de MLB ;) (afectados: Lost, FlashForward, V)

Don't the fuck act all surprised with me, I've been telling them to make the damn payment with time to spare, SINCE FUCKING SEPTEMBER.

I WARNED them to make a domain payment no later than October 24, so WHY DIDN'T THEY PAY UNTIL NOVEMBER 3? Some problems I can't solve.

My iphone fell on a concrete floor and while I watched the screen start dying all I could say was FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

About the only damn thing the stupid Windows key is good for: http://ragethread.org/images/1238800830018.jpg.jpeg

Iphone did a cylon and died, is now being resurrected.

my infernal self.

AHA! Switching to daylight savings time is proven to increase number of heart attacks; going back to standard time is proven to reduce them.

My first time using the Brasero CD burning software - not bad.

@El_Chaco_Veloz OK tienes razón! pero nada de twitear el resultado :P asi ya no tiene chiste verlo :(

@El_Chaco_Veloz No te pierdes de nada, lo pasan el prox jueves :P En cambio yo no podré ver el partido :(

@El_Chaco_Veloz no te metas con el beis :P

Upgrading my box to Karmic Koala. I'd cross my fingers, but this is not Win-fucking-dows, so I foresee no problems.

I almost felt bad for telling the bank leech off. However, I bet she didn't feel the least bit bad about trying to take my money.

Fucking banks are leeches of my money, almost looks like I'm the one doing them a favor.

#WoofWednesday and the gravity-defying puppy http://i.imgur.com/wfXPO.jpg

http://amish-online-dating.com/ - what the fuck.

Fucking meetings are like leeches of my time. We pretty much knew what software we'd install before wasting 2 hours figuring it out.

It's 200-fucking-9, why the hell can't Windows handle the switch to standard time correctly?

Windows, ASP, .Net's timezone handling. what a fscking nightmare.

Some people can't function without noise (radio, tv, music) in their environment, some others just can't stand noise. Which one are you?

So, if you plug in your personal laptop while at work for it to charge, are you stealing energy from your company?

The premise of DST breaks down when there are people like me who can't just "wake up one hour earlier". I've been a zombie since April.

I FUCKING HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. I'm so glad it's over for this year. I pity the fools who still have a few weeks of this idiocy left.

@silicongirl @pablommm what's wrong with 34?

What the fuck happened to Trillian :( it's become disgusting, spammy bloatware :(

About to zorch Windows Live Messenger and install Trillian instead. The less MSFT software I have, the better.

Windows' font rendering hurts my eyes. How can people work all day long on this thing?

Linus Torvalds LOVES Windows 7. http://bit.ly/2lRMdL

Windows Whopper burger, WIndows Café and Windows Stores. WTF?

There's a difference between "intelligent" and "smart". However smart a smartphone is, it's still pretty dumb - not intelligent.

I see Kanye is still an asshole.

Putting the 16-GB RAM, 8-core monster through its paces. Formatting a 2-TB partition while filling-emptying a 30-GB one should do the trick.

Dexter bobbleheads ? WTF? A Masuka bobblehead figure would kick ass. http://bit.ly/3Yhg2z

#WoofWednesday largest & smallest dogs meet http://bit.ly/1ZGp6m

@silicongirl lifesaver? like the candy lifesavers?

I think I opened my eyes too quickly this morning, they hurt!

8 cores, 16 GB RAM and 3 TB disk on a 2U rack enclosure. It wasn't even that expensive.

letmegooglethatforyou.com is your friend.

A spammer's crawler picked up my new honeypot address quicker than Google's! I tell ya, spam and porn drive new technology.

The snail parade we saw while on our midnight walk was downright surreal.

A dog's fart: music to my ears and a prelude of things to come. Also much preferable to the smell of burning tobacco for instance.

Hey, it's 4:20 am and I'm awake, but hopefully not for long. Zzzz

@pablommm nice use of the word "accrued". Epic win!

En el Puesto de revistas tenían "Esquire". Entendí "ESQUITE". Jajaj

People strolling through walmart with a bluetooth headset, as if the world depends on their ability to take a call while shopping.

we use certain structures or intonations for a reason when asking something. There's no need to begin questions with "I have a question".

What I hate about video tutorials is that instead of reading at my pace I have to wait for a slow-speaking narrator who thinks I'm retarded.

I fucking hate video reviews and tutorials. Have people forgotten how to read? That question is best left unanswered.

Aullido: under the knife! yes, again :(

One of the very very few reasons to wake up before dawn. http://twitpic.com/ktwot

If you think everyone's smarter than you, then maybe you're as stupid as you think you are. (today's "huh" phrase)

Fuck Windows Server and IIS. They threw a fit and the server had to be restarted.

Heard in The bathroom: " I need a soft one and a sweet one". WTF!!

6:10 am - already up

@silicongirl black coffee, black dog?

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/aytKC

Sometimes a fart can bring you joy and happiness ;)

@silicongirl yeah, before, it was "the system", now it's "the internet". It's always to blame!

The Internet: it's like god, but unlike god, it does exist.

@silicongirl whee milestone <3

Waiting for the truck with our brand spanking new 42U server cabinet!!

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/1rNLIV

Just spent 2 hours automating a task that used to take 1 hour a year. I'll be reaping the benefits in 2011. LOL.

Some asshole just offered me english lessons. I'm baffled.

Oído por ahí: "tengo un hoyo en la cola" :-o

Someone just asked me if Mac OS is better than Windows. It's like asking if a hamburger tastes better than a turd.

Whee, just discovered Ubuntu's "stretch icon" option, and I'm now filling my desktop with big-ass mismatched-size icons!!

Just yanked a 10,000RPM hot-swap drive off a live server, while it was still spinning. Gyroscope win. Scratched platters fail.

Installing Windows 2003 server on a poor, innocent and unsuspecting server. Will soon be put out of its misery, it's for temporary testing.

Whee doggie pool! http://twitpic.com/igmvy

Just cooked this: http://bit.ly/2z5Jf5 everybody liked it, epic win.

People shitting and peeing on the street in plain view are gross, but on the other hand, there are no public toilets anywhere in town.

If I had a cent for every time a customer has tried to get away without paying, and I had more than one cent, that'd mean i'm an idiot.

Publicity for movies on the radio: stupidest idea ever? It's just random music, yelling and explosions.

I might as well just tweet "uploading exam questions" and be done with it until tomorrow, because that's all I'll be doing for 2 days. Sigh.

People unable to conceptualize a 4-way KVM switcher! what will they do when we finally get the network-enabled, 32-port monstrosity?

Lately I've taken to swaying while I type. Must look quite dorky ;)

Yuck, chicken feet. People will eat the grossest things.

@El_Chaco_Veloz flashforward: lee el (excelente) libro de Robert J. Sawyer, luego reza por que Brannon Braga no lo convierta en basura :)

Our great Dane got bitten by a German shepherd. We left her at the pet hospital for wound cleaning and suture. About to go pick her up!

10:19 pm - a snail is eating our plants. I like them snails, though. http://twitpic.com/heb0j

12:55 pm - the view outside the building. They have us geeks in the basement of course. No view. http://twitpic.com/hc8ry

9 am - on my way to work http://twitpic.com/hb9sm

7:23 am - a walk in the park. http://twitpic.com/haujd

@silicongirl some teacher. Interrupted my hacking run, bleh.

Rimsky-Korsakov: Like Orff and Beethoven, best enjoyed really loud. Nearly missed the phone's ringing because of it ;)

um missed #WoofWednesday yesterday again :( but we did rescue a lost dog!

Been a while since I listened to Rimsky-Korsakov's Scheherazade suite. Managed to get the Kondrashin version too. Awesome piece of music.

After 2:30 hours of administrivia I'm ready to start actual work. Until my 12:30 meeting, that is. Meetings: so unproductive.

@silicongirl I'm not mad ;)

Some people have assplosions frequently. There's no other explanation for the scatter patterns one sees in public toilets. Marksmanship FAIL

Just had a 1980's moment: "you mean, the guy on the other computer 1000 miles away can see what you type in real time? THAT'S AMAZING!"

@silicongirl thanks! I actually slept better than expected :)

Aullido: back home after surgery, he feels like shit and refuses to get off the car. Looks like someone will have to sleep outside with him!

#WoofWednesday: http://bit.ly/LKQge

I tried to make a flowchart for this system. I promise I did. It just didn't make any sense. I wasn't made for flowcharting.

Aullido: under the knife. Wish him luck.

a heart-shaped sandwich! how cool! thanks ;)

So, since I never upgraded to Leopard, I'm fucked and have to get the box set with (sigh) iLife '09 to get Snow Leopard...

Fixing some hideous code. It was a revolting mess of code copy-and-paste. Worst part is, I wrote it in the first place.

Hey! #WoofWednesday a star trek doggie. http://bit.ly/Bj4Pd

Mozart's piano sonata #11, as played by the great Glenn Gould. Why did he have to die so young?

"after a while you'll find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a wysiwyg"

@silicongirl I hate fridays :P

Fire up a packet analyzer and marvel at the vomit-like shitload of malformed packets and crap Microsoft's stacks and protocols generate.

People can't handle plain text anymore. If it's not a Word document, it's like you never sent anything at all.

Using Excel as a database pales in comparison with the atrocities people misuse PowerPoint for.

I don't know if I like the AuthLogic gem... http://github.com/binarylogic/authlogic/tree/master

All of a sudden I have 2 identical pens.

Back from hell, just in time for #WoofWednesday: http://bit.ly/FcjLF

@silicongirl indeed!! <3

At Shanghai's. This Chinese restaurant kicks ass. I'm already drooling!

BackupPC saves the day yet again. Back up, people.

zombie cucumbers? wtf?

I need to re-download Beethoven's 5th. My MP3s are borked.

I just realized that a functionality we depend on with our assessment software is actually enabled by a bug. I hope they don't fix it.

WHEE, I'm going to preorder my Zune HD and ditch the iPod!!!!! ... .NOT.

Last 2 times I remember Mexico being a trending topic: swine flu and soccer match. Poor country.

Hey! #WoofWednesday. This little rascal is up for adoption: http://tinyurl.com/lzxpvu He's cute and friendly.

"Computers are racist because whites and chinese make them too hard to use. They should be easy, like TV". http://bit.ly/PZBTQ

@silicongirl ¡¡QUÉ ÑÁÑARAS!!

My solution to the problem with this system sucked. Luckily, my solution to the solution worked just fine.

Just dosed a flea-ridden dog with Frontline. It's amazing: 30 minutes and you can actually watch them dying. I highly recommend it.

@silicongirl Xwo'ñkt. Aka the unpronounceable.

@silicongirl #WoofWednesday me!

Hey all happy #WoofWednesday!

it's fun when I google Windows Index Server's process name (cidaemon.exe) and the first link is exactly my problem: "high CPU usage".

I fucking hate Windows. There. Hadn't said that in a long time.

"Word is the new typewriter" - http://bit.ly/iWZiw

@pablommm good luck on the interview ;)

BEST X-Ray EVER. http://bit.ly/lz7fX

Accounting is the perversion of math through law.

Whee a doggie merry-go-round!

The eternal struggle between good bacteria and evil bacteria.

"mejor miéntamela" - una expresión de desacuerdo que debe usarse con mucho cuidado

Eek, Microsoft's evil Ribbon interface to come to OpenOffice.org in November. Puagh.

@pablommm vista? WTF :( downgrade to xp or wait till October and get windows 7 :p

"Traffic jamming risk is lowest when about 40 percent of people drive like jerks." http://bit.ly/6lMyP.

Top 5 reasons to use Firefox 3.5. In iambic pentameter. Amazing. http://www.bash.org/?895141

So, are you in a first-person basis with the 80's?

#WoofWednesday! I have no dog pics to post, though!

Shoot, a power supply just croaked. Replacement will cost US $250. I'm glad I'm not the one who pays for it.

@pablommm we liked how season 3 of Dexter got solved. Watch until the end. Season 4 premieres in September and looks promising!

Shit, I'm not even back to work yet and I'm already all tense again.

I was told I was negative and tended to exaggerate. My reply? "*NO*, and I've already told you that 150 million times."

Tv reporting on a contest: "the 22-year old winner surpassed all other contestants". Duh? Definition fail? Redundancy win? Air time filling?

Customer support guys from cell phone company. So useless, I prefer talking to their hideous prerecorded messages instead.

I don't use a spell checker. I prefer to make my own mistakes ;)

"I took your little plan and turned it on itself". I got these procedure-oriented, waterfally developers doing shotgun debugging. LOL!

OK, so Java wasn't to blame. They were, and for the usual reason: THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

Whee, Java and Ruby generate the exact same XML SOAP message, the one from Java fails. Talk about a jinxed, failed language / platform.

Watching java coders working. It's like watching a couple of whales crushing a kitten and then getting blasted to bits by evil aliens.

Mexico Microbus WIN!!!! what these motherfuckers deserve. http://twitpic.com/bdx7x

Useless talent: I can write upside down. I mean, the writing is upside down. Tho I guess I could write while hanging upside down, too.

Watching these people using the command line is like watching a rhinoceros trying to walk the tightrope.

Fucking point & clickers. Learn to use your damn computers. You call yourselves IT professionals, don't you?

Just discovered keyboard shortcuts in GMail. As a former Pine addict I can see myself becoming used to this.

It's rare for mexican mass media to carry news that bring a smile to my face. Opossum rescued in Mexico City. http://bit.ly/14nHth

It takes a dog to show you how valuable a fart can be.

Hey! happy #WoofWednesday to all!

I wonder which idiot decided to air reruns of The Nanny, in its awful Spanish dubbed version, exactly at meal time.

"beer is nutritious" - best excuse I've ever heard for getting drunk.

3-cheese panini, nuked out of existence. Use 20 seconds next time. http://twitpic.com/9wb4m

Car wash fail. http://twitpic.com/9txyz

The car is in fact so dirty, it won't be long before we can grow vegetables inside. Such a rich soil!

Our car is wash-cursed. We come to the car wash for the first time in 3 months and the machine is broken today.

Huge trucks suck.

WTF: the dogs found a vertebra in the park. Been there for about a week.

@pablommm Public Enemies. Basically the same plot as Heat, only set in the 1930s

At the movies, I'm such a pig, I ordered a ton of food :P~

Almost got killed fulfilling my civic duties: on my way to voting booth, an asshole jammed his car against a parked suv 20 inches from me.

It's flirt Friday at the supermarket. Idiocy levels are through the roof.

How Windows Vista manages to make a 17" screen feel cramped is beyond me.

I missed WoofWednesday yesterday :(

@pablommm Unlike Satan's, God's existence can be scientifically disproved. http://godisimaginary.com

Ooh, a basic level question slipped into the advanced exam! they're gonna flip when they find out. Of course, I'm not going to tell them...

Only in Mexico: prison inmate sentenced to prison for organizing a kidnapping from prison. I'm serious, it happened.http://bit.ly/HGkTP

I should just flat out refuse to work with windows

Sushi conveyor belt! Such a fun place to eat. http://twitpic.com/8vihi

Um. Firefox 3.5's tail is hairier! look at the icon.

@silicongirl happy birthday ;)