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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 17 17:35:51 +0000 2010

DAMN FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING MICROSOFT EXCEL CSV means "COMMA SEPARATED" not "SEMICOLON SEPARATED" eat your fucking file and stick it up YO

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 17 17:14:16 +0000 2010

Just sneezed. Luckily I have a cleaning rag just for these occasions. *wiping monitor clean*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 17 02:56:28 +0000 2010

@El_Chaco_Veloz es como Fringe pero en una isla y sin los Bishop = nadie entiende nada :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 17 02:27:29 +0000 2010

@El_Chaco_Veloz nada bueno? Y Lost?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 22:27:29 +0000 2010

Cookies are delicious delicacies.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 22:18:50 +0000 2010

I BOFHd a user earlier today. Feel kinda bad about it. Guess i'm too soft for a true BOFH.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 19:05:08 +0000 2010

"¿tiene otra computadora donde probar?" - "sí tengo otra pero no funciona" - "o sea, NO tiene otra" - "no, sí tengo, pero no funciona"

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 18:59:33 +0000 2010

Another user who forgot his password.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 17:58:39 +0000 2010

The new Windows Phone, it looks like the screen is too small for the image. I foresee a lot of scrolling on that sucker. LOL.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 00:37:25 +0000 2010

"Formidably convoluted and obscure" - you don't say. At least it's not Java or fricking C#.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 23:50:51 +0000 2010

Need a kickstand for your iphone/ipod touch? http://gizmodo.com/5057005/the-paperclip-iphoneipod-touch-stand

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 21:30:54 +0000 2010

@El_Chaco_Veloz vente a mexico, aquí solo pasan los juegos en el canal 22, todos los demás no tienen ni resumen ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 16:43:07 +0000 2010

Don't place all your faith on your UPS - those fail too. *box rebooted twice due to faulty UPS*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 14 23:15:20 +0000 2010

Han shot first.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 13 20:31:06 +0000 2010

¿En México y quieres ver los juegos olímpicos? Están en el canal 22. Chinguen a su madre Televisa y TV Azteca.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 13 01:19:18 +0000 2010

"al cuarto para las siete jodieron la red" jajajajaj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 12 23:03:41 +0000 2010

WTFFS - the "what the fuck" filesystem.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 12 16:52:18 +0000 2010

Yah, if I ever work in a place with a formal dress code, "casual friday" will mean I get to wear the "lilo & stitch" bowtie. LOL.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 12 15:31:20 +0000 2010

"No plan survives contact with the enemy" - Von Moltke. So, if you have a life plan, it was pretty much fucked the moment you were born.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 11 21:19:37 +0000 2010

Other operating systems may make you choose, but Windows makes you decide. That's very stressful. Not to mention passive aggressive.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 11 19:18:47 +0000 2010

"Enjoy Windows" - If I enjoyed that piece of shit I wouldn't be installing it on a virtual machine. The more isolated, the better.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 11 17:39:32 +0000 2010

google buzz - I'm not convinced. It's yet another inbox for me to check.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 23:45:20 +0000 2010

@El_Chaco_Veloz Si lo mejor que pueden hacer con 3D es aventarle cosas en la cara a los espectadores, mejor paso. http://bit.ly/dHveG

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 19:01:39 +0000 2010

Hoping kickass functionality will conceal the fact that I'M NOT A FREAKING WEB DESIGNER.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 18:14:29 +0000 2010

Today's hilarious word: "carcass".

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 16:44:56 +0000 2010

"There is virtually nothing logical about grammar. It's all post-facto rationalizations of irrational speaking practices."

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 15:43:14 +0000 2010

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/911y6p

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 10 15:26:22 +0000 2010

Si Matuk es el Carl Sagan de la informática en México, estamos jodidos :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 23:40:15 +0000 2010

the very concept of life insurance is creepy and twisted.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 22:52:42 +0000 2010

@silicongirl password fail :P lol

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 17:29:36 +0000 2010

user: herc. Password: hercules. HOW FUCKING HARD TO REMEMBER IS THAT?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 17:18:09 +0000 2010

I fucking HATE users who forget their passwords. I should plainly refuse to help them.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 15:32:01 +0000 2010

Kernel upgrade FAIL: I installed the latest kernel, then uninstalled all the others... oops, I deleted the new one as well.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 09 00:24:39 +0000 2010

WTF, someone sent a picture of a cow to our printer.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 08 15:58:15 +0000 2010

... that actress was so fat, instead of a stunt DOUBLE she needed a TRIPLE. LOL!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 08 02:57:23 +0000 2010

How I know football isn't really my thing: I fell asleep during the superbowl. Three years in a row. Boring shit, I tell ya.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 07 03:06:25 +0000 2010

Percy Jackson. I'm a sucker for Greek mythology. However the premise sounds really stupid. Guess I'll wait for Clash of the Titans.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 05 22:59:13 +0000 2010

Watching an idiot whose brain was turned into shit by Windows groping for an obvious routing problem. I bet he kills our computer first.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 05 18:00:33 +0000 2010

I'm a pretty lame twitterer - here since 2007, only now approaching my 2000th tweet. Averaging less than one tweet a day. Lame. :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 04 19:21:27 +0000 2010

It's a testament to the ease of modern life that you can go through it as distraught as most of my users and still be considered a success.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 04 18:57:55 +0000 2010

Diccionario español-español en twitter. "Dar del cuerpo" => "defecar"

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 04 16:24:53 +0000 2010

@El_Chaco_Veloz Hay 2 clases de discos duros: los que ya fallaron y los que van a fallar :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 04 16:09:57 +0000 2010

This account management system I wrote kicks ass. I didn't realize until I started using it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 03 23:58:43 +0000 2010

People. It's cool to remember a bunch of IP addresses. It's even cooler to have a correctly configured DNS so YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 03 18:15:27 +0000 2010

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/aTDszw

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 03 02:55:00 +0000 2010

@pablommm by replying "fuck HTML mail" to any HTML mail you receive ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 03 00:35:50 +0000 2010

"Cuando mueres, dejas de vivir. Es como si uno falleciera…"

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 02 23:39:08 +0000 2010

Hey, it's "Fuck HTML E-mail" tuesday

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 29 22:28:11 +0000 2010

This clip accurately portrays most drivers. Made in 1950, still true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAZ_xu0DCg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 29 19:29:24 +0000 2010

"He says he can't take the call right now". OK, no rush. I'm not the one who forgot his e-mail password. LOL.

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