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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 02 01:02:24 +0000 2009

Project Natal, bah: The only intuitive interface is the nipple; everything else is learned.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 01 22:08:05 +0000 2009

@pablommm No pics, sorry. Dogs wanted to eat the liver and intestines so I had to run.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 01 20:59:38 +0000 2009

Some asshole dumped two rabbit skins and matching entrails in the park. And people wonder why I'm a sociopath.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 01 18:26:56 +0000 2009

Monkey Island ! whee the 80's called, this time I feel inclined to answer.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 01 16:41:40 +0000 2009

@pablommm actually only 5 months gone (jan, feb, mar, abr, may). Half the year will be behind us on JULY 1st. :P (sorry to nitpick)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 31 18:51:24 +0000 2009

"lo puedes calentar para que se le quite lo frío" : tan cierto pero tan... equivocado

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 30 20:47:10 +0000 2009

Theatres are sold out. So nope, it doesn't say "watch a movie" anywhere in the appointment book my secretary, ms. Destiny, keeps for me.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 30 00:59:36 +0000 2009

Cops pursuing a robber fall into a 80-feet-deep ravine. Robber runs away. Only in Mexico...

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 29 21:05:37 +0000 2009

Today's piña colada: much better than the one I made 2 days ago.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 29 17:40:46 +0000 2009

Using the last of my few miserable hard-earned pesos to pay for the car's insurance. Irony: This will leave me with no money for gas.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 29 15:16:08 +0000 2009

This evaluation questionnaire is always messing with my mind; always different results. Am I worthy? am I made out of suck?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 28 22:09:06 +0000 2009

With this ridiculous heat, afternoon naps are becoming a necessity...

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 28 20:39:45 +0000 2009

@pablommm I agree. Experience counts. Aim high! Worst case scenario, nobody calls you, then you can search for more modest positions.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 28 03:10:03 +0000 2009

Piña Colada, yummiest drink ever. Drinking a whole pitcher by myself was a big no-no, though. *tummy aches*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 27 23:26:45 +0000 2009

Wow, John Lithgow to join Dexter's cast.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 27 16:32:01 +0000 2009

hey! #WoofWednesday is the only trending tag I agree to use. Check out these pictures of the new '09 great dane model. http://bit.ly/FKzJW

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 27 13:11:57 +0000 2009

The Geneva convention should cover a man's inalienable right to take a shit In peace. Bathrooms are the new neutral zone.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 26 16:53:18 +0000 2009

Kudos to the assholes who bought a VoIP PBX instead of using Asterisk. Now the company's disappeared and we're without phones.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 26 15:28:07 +0000 2009

About to spend the rest of the morning drafting documents. Blech.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 23:42:31 +0000 2009

Ah my DBA duties.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 22:24:47 +0000 2009

Trying a new domain registrar. GoDaddy.com = haven't been that bad for me but their interface is SO byzantine.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 18:01:58 +0000 2009

Me caga la gente que usa "@" para significar "o/a". Amig@s!!! ARGHG!!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 14:09:01 +0000 2009

Hey Happy Towel Day to all!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 03:27:45 +0000 2009

"buying food is so pointless: it all ends up as shit anyway". Now that's wisdom for you!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 24 23:49:13 +0000 2009

@pablommm y si a un perro o gato le dijeran "pareces humano"?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 24 22:19:31 +0000 2009

Ah crazy Chinese and their food. Sweet beans. I like them, though.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 24 01:40:54 +0000 2009

I just like my movies with a bit more plot to them, thank you. I did laugh a lot with Clerks, though.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 23 15:39:45 +0000 2009

I'm a huge pixar fan but I'm an even bigger star trek fan. So appropriately in this case "fuck up", and we'll watch star trek on June 5.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 23 15:31:07 +0000 2009

Fuck, "up" and star trek both open June 5 in Mexico!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 23 00:27:47 +0000 2009

I hurt my neck while sleeping; only happens to me! I'm on medication, don't want to be a cripple all week long as usual.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 22 23:43:27 +0000 2009

Rushy mountain penitentiary! yee-haw!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 22 22:14:13 +0000 2009

Ora, este edificio se zarandeó re gacho con el temblor. Todos sobrevivimos por suerte :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 22 00:12:06 +0000 2009

Fuck, I'd be about 200% more productive if I didn't have to waste time writing reports about what I've been doing.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 21 18:41:16 +0000 2009

How to write an algorithm: "I think about how I'd solve the problem if I were a computer, then I teach the computer how to do it".

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 21 15:57:55 +0000 2009

"las redes sociales son el opio del pueblo"

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 17:00:03 +0000 2009

Testament to Firefox's success: I reported a problem on a web page and instead of telling me "we only support explorer" they're checking it!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 16:05:10 +0000 2009

"A rapidly tanking economy". One of my best sentences ever.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 15:37:44 +0000 2009

Someone had a serious bout of diarrhea. *moving to the next toilet*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 14:22:35 +0000 2009

ho-hum. Another castle defense game.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 02:54:04 +0000 2009

I'm still mad. Don't think I'll sleep too well.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 00:04:46 +0000 2009

The Dan Tyminski Band. Awe-some. Yee-haw!!!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 00:00:07 +0000 2009

Delving deep into WEBrick's bowels

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 22:58:31 +0000 2009

Found some leftover food. Hope it's not spoiled *NOM NOM*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 22:55:42 +0000 2009

Actually playing Nexuiz for a few minutes helped me calm down.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 22:16:42 +0000 2009

My anger knows no bounds. Maybe I should turn to the dark side? nah, switching to Windows will only make me angrier. ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 16:41:06 +0000 2009

I can speak SMTP just fine; SWAKS for me is more of an assistant than an interpreter.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 15:09:03 +0000 2009

Hey, world. I woke up in a perfectly fine mood but you've managed to ruin it and now I'm downright furious and upset. Thanks a lot. NOT.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 19 00:22:09 +0000 2009

I just read a really stupid but cute book :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 18 18:09:31 +0000 2009

People in affected cubes to be relocated while the plenum is fixed. Hopefully +before+ the sewage deluge.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 18 17:32:13 +0000 2009

Shit and sewage are leaking into our basement's plenum AGAIN. Just get me a lot of plastic sheets to shield my servers from the shitstorm.

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