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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 07 17:23:59 +0000 2022

How to charge 10 bucks for a bottle of grape juice: sell it as “alcohol-free wine” 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/QqVFaFM878

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 20 18:49:45 +0000 2022

RT @ubuntu: Ubuntu 22.10 is now available to download and install. Upgrade now: https://t.co/BvYLmObfsI https://t.co/QWwgJBnBNH

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 16 18:00:34 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz Zenón? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 16 17:11:39 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz Zemo, no Zuma :) https://t.co/drJtGbpKA4

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 09 14:10:13 +0000 2022

@mstfacmly @Communauto Reload every 5 seconds you’ll get one eventually. Just when you see an available one DO NOT HESITATE. I know 😓

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 05 19:43:24 +0000 2022

Airline food: promise and reality 🌯 https://t.co/vT7uQwxjR6

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 11 21:46:57 +0000 2022

@AirCanada I literally want to give you money to change seats but your web page does not work, you have stopped answering the phones, and emails take “up to 30 days” to be processed. Honestly, you need to do better.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 10 23:37:03 +0000 2022

@silicongirl For gender inclusivity you should use “They-people” 😑

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 05 02:16:47 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz But Chaco si le hacen eso no se va a espantar más? 😱💥🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 01 12:46:43 +0000 2022

Airlines received billions in pandemic bailouts, then charged exorbitant prices when travel restarted; knowing *in advance* what the demand was going to be like they didn’t plan for it and now have the gall to pull crap like https://t.co/oFRlRxkOCw.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 09 16:49:03 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz También acá en el verdadero norte ;) https://t.co/r39z8gbBAh

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 30 12:46:44 +0000 2022

No we don’t 🤣 https://t.co/1ugSCfur1c

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 25 18:09:21 +0000 2022

@belairdirect your unsubscribe form is CONVENIENTLY having “technical difficulties”. Please fix it so I can unsubscribe from your #SPAM. https://t.co/RtlZCU92r8

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 16 12:33:37 +0000 2022

https://t.co/8Ls07wYFPH

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 08 19:34:45 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz Lo siento Chaco yo nada más tengo el Mario Kart DS :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 07 15:51:16 +0000 2022

RT @BicycleLobby: https://t.co/c2jQWoBKvy

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 22 20:57:07 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz Oops 🤭

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 22 20:54:07 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz A poco no le dura todo el día la pila? Ya cómprate una nueva, Chaco 💻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 02 14:35:44 +0000 2022

Isn’t it suspicious that the Legault government decided to condone the insurance portion of driver license renovations on an election year? Why didn’t they do it before, or after? Or not doing it and, I don’t know, use the money to improve pandemic measures. Just a thought. 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/Dz3KbC4Q3b

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 31 20:13:02 +0000 2022

@Tonejito Y cartón. No se te olvide el cartón (tablarroca). 😜

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 14 01:40:37 +0000 2022

So which is it ? https://t.co/ESlL8UJRDS or https://t.co/snk97ZV5hd ? Conflicting advice makes me fear they really have no idea.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 06 14:49:27 +0000 2022

@El_Chaco_Veloz Y la Cheyenne apá?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 04 18:03:43 +0000 2021

The queen’s gambit board game. Otherwise known as - chess 🙄 #marketing #fail https://t.co/n8naSWwest

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 10 12:57:48 +0000 2021

Wow @twitter that’s some pro level text rendering right there. (Sarcasm) https://t.co/lKUtOBFYOF

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 25 15:21:20 +0000 2021

Cameos of characters from other movies in 3d animation (the “pizza planet” truck in most Pixar movies, Sven the reindeer appearing in Moana) … they look clever but did you consider they’re merely reusing 3d models from their design libraries to make their work easier? 😜

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 24 22:04:30 +0000 2021

@mstfacmly Pics!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 12 18:59:53 +0000 2021

@A_Aspuru_Guzik A tip: write canned responses for each type of request/rejection. You can customize them before sending, but having 80% already written really helps with time and the soul-sucking nature of repetitive replies. It works for me when dealing with support!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Sep 23 20:56:20 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz No es miércoles Chaco :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 21 22:08:58 +0000 2021

jaja los servidores de correo del SAT están blacklisteados :) F=<buzontributario@sat.gob.mx> rejected RCPT <XXXX>: 200.33.74.91 is listed at https://t.co/h4gKoZlyvQ (127.0.0.3: https://www .spamhaus.org/sbl/query/SBLCSS)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 18 16:43:44 +0000 2021

@rollercoastrppl https://t.co/vqagF18OXR

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 15 17:05:42 +0000 2021

Celebrando el 15 con una piñata de nyancat 🇲🇽🥳 https://t.co/hIT8bwEU4n

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 14 00:42:28 +0000 2021

In the interest of inclusiveness, the “Advanced…” button in GUI settings dialogs should instead be named “Detailed…”. “Advanced” sends a “you’re too dumb to comprehend this” message to all your users, even the ones that do understand what they’re doing.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 23 18:56:30 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz ?? Si tu certificado es de let’s encrypt a poco no usas certbot para que se acuerde y lo haga por ti? 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 09 00:02:17 +0000 2021

Pandemic challenges, ordering food : - In a noisy food court - In not-your-native-language - With you and the clerk wearing masks - With a plexiglas barrier in between - And somehow managing to not screw up the order or miss anything. ✅ achievement unlocked ✅

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 22:30:09 +0000 2021

Wow Twitter is atrocious for long-form content - yet people keep using it for that :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 17:48:08 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Pos quien quiera que los hackeó es ahora dueño 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 11:58:45 +0000 2021

@A_Aspuru_Guzik Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 haha

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 14 19:27:24 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Porque creen que estás usando “transparency mode” Chaco 😆

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 26 23:52:50 +0000 2021

Very classy, ⁦@googledrive⁩ - it would be great if you could offer the default browser first, instead of two apps *i don’t even have * 🧐 https://t.co/cSzocAtTjK

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 15 19:20:34 +0000 2021

What’s your “people you follow” / “people you have blocked” ratio on Twitter? Mine is 0.246 😬

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 14 17:45:07 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Jaja si eso te sorprende mira aquí https://t.co/xGXPa52YWd

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 07 22:04:08 +0000 2021

@bloodearnest @nottrobin The project is still public, send a PR and I’ll merge it :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 04 23:54:40 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤔 Chevrolet trax la tiene del lado derecho. Mini Cooper, a la izquierda. Solo los que alcancé a ver en una cuadra 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 04 20:06:01 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz No 😎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 27 15:32:39 +0000 2021

Ah the irony. https://t.co/VzOExVZzjS

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 12 00:31:53 +0000 2021

🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/3BsIiTasTw

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 25 18:12:45 +0000 2021

Overheard: “I am God!” 😎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 19 16:55:29 +0000 2021

@google_meet "this video is paused due to problems with your network" is beyond useless. What exactly is the problem with my network? it *is* working fine. The "troubleshooting" panel in the app concurs - system load and latency are fine. What's the problem? 🤷

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 17 13:01:41 +0000 2021

Montreal - almost as cold as Houston, TX 🤪 https://t.co/bOfFCKNJJI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 16 23:59:23 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Pueden dar su discurso con la cartera y construirse una passive house 🥳https://t.co/mogad8n3e5

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 13:46:25 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz O sobornarlo! Dale un premio cuando se anime a poner una pata en la nieve y así poco a poco 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 13:36:16 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Esta acostumbrado, desde que tenia 11 meses anda en la nieve. Para ayudarlos: https://t.co/OuQn8i3cL1 y alguno de https://t.co/1NdiK8jDLo o https://t.co/IHhJNlmOxd

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 15 12:55:16 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz Bienvenido a Canadá 🥶

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 03 17:11:15 +0000 2021

Rock & roll spider man ! https://t.co/2DjY5WX7Wb

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 28 18:38:06 +0000 2021

Some top-notch promoted ad targeting, Twitter. Sure, sign me up for one, will make for a very fast commute. https://t.co/V9bLkG9LNb

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jan 23 15:02:25 +0000 2021

@bloodearnest Microsoft.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 22 23:27:05 +0000 2021

#oobleck https://t.co/8lDXociwJJ

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 14 18:20:59 +0000 2021

@El_Chaco_Veloz https://t.co/2XDx8otkqA

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 10 22:07:59 +0000 2021

Very accurate ad targeting @YouTube - listerine ad. In Chinese, which we don’t speak here. https://t.co/ikpcsCMhH4

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 07 13:57:18 +0000 2021

@nottrobin What has the pandemic man done to you? 😞😜

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 07 00:46:29 +0000 2021

https://t.co/ycZ8fQ0Kxh curfew and non-essential businesses to shutdown, but schools to remain open? Almost sounds like our premier is using children as human shields 😒

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 06 16:34:21 +0000 2021

@mstfacmly This is how Twitter is meant to be used! I switched away from the silly “Home” view as soon as they introduced it. Warning, Twitter will periodically change your setting and send you back to “Home” view. If your main view suddenly looks weird again, that’s why :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 05 22:46:25 +0000 2021

Airlines - always looking after your health and best interests (NOT) https://t.co/di0XeJ3PTU

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 31 15:41:30 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz ¿Y su minivan, señora? 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 25 17:28:36 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Por una vez te la maté jaja https://t.co/AEwa3aeSF8

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 18 19:31:49 +0000 2020

@popmofolk Cuando uno muere, deja de vivir. Es como si uno falleciera. 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 17 19:32:25 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ay pero está tan chirris que te cabría en un go kart 🤪🏎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 13 20:53:16 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly Bowser is not a dinosaur, maybe a turtle dragon 🐲

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 12 21:26:00 +0000 2020

4:20 pm. It is night. 🌛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 11 13:58:22 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Wow del milenio pasado aparecen los documentos históricos del TEESA Protector!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 04 17:29:02 +0000 2020

Val Plante 2019: “we’re cancelling Halloween” François Legault 2020: “hold my beer” 🎄🚫

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 03 19:28:39 +0000 2020

@cactitocdmx 💯🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 03 18:37:09 +0000 2020

🤤😋 https://t.co/LMwmex7sXk

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 01 12:56:09 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Bonjour? 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 29 14:31:51 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly Because I liked it 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 29 14:30:26 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly You were searching for anime suggestions 🤗

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 29 12:25:46 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly SAO? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 23 13:05:59 +0000 2020

Garage “la fleur” - we will remember you always 😭🌷

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 22 15:33:47 +0000 2020

“Volcanic water” hahaha. It’s called “lava” and it’s probably not good for the skin ☄️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 07 14:37:30 +0000 2020

“El grito pusilánime “ 😆

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 04 21:43:23 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Como crees chaco 😞

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 02 02:12:56 +0000 2020

Evolution of Gatosaurio 😸🦖

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 31 19:00:06 +0000 2020

https://t.co/a5evDxTsP0

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 26 23:25:24 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Felicidades Chaco 🤩 (por la ciudadanía, no por el atracón de hot cakes jaja)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 24 13:49:46 +0000 2020

RT @GalacticFurball: convert -depth 8 yt_dl1.png rgb:yt_dl1.part convert -depth 8 yt_dl2.png rgb:yt_dl2.part cat yt_dl1.part yt_dl2.part >…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 23 14:22:11 +0000 2020

@nottrobin Being pedantic, the person from Mexico did say 6 hours. It can take a long time even if you don’t need to go to a special polling station 🧐

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 21 18:16:24 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly Big fan of sarcasm here 😉

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 20 21:40:06 +0000 2020

whois 213.142.148.33 Abuse to: info@hostingdunyam.com.tr This IP block is used for web hosting, of many many web sites. In case of a spam, please only deal with the exact originator IP only. DO NOT DEAL WITH THE WHOLE IP BLOCK

Well guess what. deals with whole block. LOL

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 20 18:29:40 +0000 2020

Clicking on a link on Twitter is horrible because it goes through like 5 redirects and takes forever.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 17 11:35:52 +0000 2020

RT @mstfacmly: Case in point: https://t.co/FUiXy5lxCg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 13 12:53:54 +0000 2020

@arapulido Yes. Why isn’t this a twitter poll? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 06 00:25:38 +0000 2020

Back In august Legault directly opposed the federal Covid app (https://t.co/XBocB9LOlr) now he blames it on the “opposition parties” (https://t.co/6RYVFJj0N6). Which is it? The only clear thing is that he put us all in more danger for some petty nationalist politics.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 03 22:29:52 +0000 2020

@tartley Take a break if you must/ want but I highly recommend going into Legend of Korra while you have the world/events fresh in your mind!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 03 20:07:08 +0000 2020

Groceries for the week + arts & crafts materials = it all fits in the bike trailer with room to spare 💪🏻 https://t.co/E8mHkQGqiK

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 30 11:35:42 +0000 2020

Pandemics are not the time to get on your nationalism high horse. We must use all tools at our disposal and by refusing to do so, this asshat was putting us all knowingly in danger. Just remember that next time you’re asked about his “performance”. https://t.co/YYWL09PiPn

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 25 19:06:18 +0000 2020

@Tonejito master 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Sep 17 01:17:28 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz “Tattoo” 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 16 19:10:14 +0000 2020

Wow this is a new low for Gmail spam detection - signed up on a new device, the “new sign in notification” email which is sent from google to google was classified as SPAM by google. 🤣 or 😢? #EpicFailure

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 15 12:02:03 +0000 2020

7:55 am perfect time to break a piñata 🎉

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 11 21:45:31 +0000 2020

Replaced the motor in our @Baratza Encore grinder and it’s working like new again. The manufacturer sells the needed parts and provides full disassembly, diagnostics and replacement manuals. 💯 totally recommend 😁 https://t.co/bCfmnuVgdI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 09 22:58:39 +0000 2020

@mstfacmly Pics or it didn’t happen!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 31 17:55:43 +0000 2020

RT @gregmlarsen: @D22_soso @ronnychieng Ask yourself what Mario is doing that Bowser needs to take the princess away? We've only ever heard…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 30 13:10:04 +0000 2020

Se murió el Loco Valdés :/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 24 18:21:30 +0000 2020

I mean @YouTube - a 21-minute ad? LOL c’mon who’s gonna watch this. 🤣 *skip* https://t.co/QCp2py3mVy

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 18 23:50:48 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz https://t.co/vUHhB40Eh8

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 18 18:50:36 +0000 2020

- YouTube viewers hate when we interrupt their videos with ads. What to do? - we can stop showing ads in the middle of the video... - no, I know! Let’s show an “ad coming in 5... 4... “ countdown so they are not taken by suspense! - ... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 17 17:46:02 +0000 2020

RT @n01s3: We are seeking an Engineering Manager to join our distributed/remote-first team at Canonical. Apply here https://t.co/PvCU3SGq1…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 11 11:48:30 +0000 2020

It’s only 7:45 am and I’m already on my second head reattachment of the day. #ToyLife https://t.co/py83tUfcbW

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 03 23:06:52 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Chaco deja de ver series de Fox, solo las cancelan antes de tiempo y dejan a los fans chiflando en la loma (firefly, TTSCC, fringe, dollhouse). Te vas a ahorrar hartos corajes 👿

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 23 12:39:55 +0000 2020

Thanks to Google’s crappy spam detection I now have two inboxes to check instead of just one. #YouHadOneJob

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 16:49:19 +0000 2020

A couple of hours in the clamp and he’s all better now ! https://t.co/oV7s63qyZA

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 16:49:17 +0000 2020

Arm in place, ready for glue https://t.co/uq8JBT0BDE

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 16:49:15 +0000 2020

Measuring and cutting the replacement joint (brad nail) https://t.co/b5R2uNAMVp

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 16:49:13 +0000 2020

Bowser shoulder replacement take two (he leads a rough life, busted his *other* arm) https://t.co/CsYJvKHQaa

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jul 11 13:52:11 +0000 2020

“Tu decepcionante ñerez” 🤣👍🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 10 17:15:23 +0000 2020

@zygoon Hang in there! This too shall pass.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 30 13:29:47 +0000 2020

Shoulder replacement surgery for Bowser https://t.co/GY0Ky0YBbG

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 27 01:42:48 +0000 2020

RT @silicongirl: Hey Montrealers, please sign! 💙 https://t.co/J3j3rAjQQQ

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 24 21:51:23 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz Si el correo se lo mandaste a su cuenta de outlook te vas a quedar esperando 😜

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 24 18:56:01 +0000 2020

Garden friends https://t.co/loES91wMGt

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 16 23:51:23 +0000 2020

Well @twitter - I click “see less often” every single time and you still show this at least once a day. I wonder how often you would spam me with this crap if I didn’t say I want to see it less often 🙄 https://t.co/SqVVAihO4W

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 31 20:05:29 +0000 2020

Traducción de “OK” a español = “VALE”????????? 😨😓 https://t.co/Nxvc4O5wKd

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 25 01:40:41 +0000 2020

Your phone is too big to fit in your pant pockets. 📱Do you get:

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 21 10:49:34 +0000 2020

“Legault's approval ratings fall back to earth as Quebec tries to reopen” - easy to get 95% approval for a non-controversial “just stay home and you’ll be safe”. Much harder to achieve when reopening, which means managing actual risk, which means doing an actual politician’s job.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 11 11:34:03 +0000 2020

@popmofolk 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 30 18:34:56 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz 3? Estás chavo Chaco mi récord en un día son 9 😞

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 19 19:57:16 +0000 2020

👀👀 https://t.co/Wb0d1m3I2F

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 09 12:03:21 +0000 2020

Isolation, say 27: we are watching larva videos. #Covid_19 #speakingmoistly

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 06 17:58:54 +0000 2020

“Who can see your future meat hook”? 🤔 #meaninglessTweets

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 05 23:00:49 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤪 https://t.co/beuMRH24Vj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 05 22:56:30 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz https://t.co/5suphjXWio

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 30 22:46:47 +0000 2020

Si el problema es un virus, ¿por que usan gel anti bacterial? 🤔 https://t.co/TUe2rpSp97

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Mar 29 15:31:52 +0000 2020

@El_Chaco_Veloz En realidad es el límite de 1 por persona 😝 si no, seguiría vacío 🧻🚫

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 18 12:51:06 +0000 2020

These days, keep a close eye on which companies are ready to help even at the expense of profits. And which are already eyeing government bailouts to sustain their failed business models. I’m looking at you, airlines and banks. #coronaCrooks https://t.co/AtEXdyHG7e

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 16 13:11:00 +0000 2020

Gee I feel *so* reassured now that CEOs from 2 banks, 3 supermarkets, 2 mega stores, one cinema group and a chain of pharmacies sent me impersonal, mass emails letting me know they’re there for me. 🙄 #corporate

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 14 23:59:23 +0000 2020

Dude if you’re upset about hand sanitizer or toilet paper price gouging you should see what airlines are charging to change/rebook flights. ✈️👎🏼 #crooks

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 13 21:07:22 +0000 2020

The elbow 💪🏻 most underrated human joint, having its 15 minutes of fame because it turns out - you can use it for everything! Sneeze into it, greet others with it, can even do self-defense in a pinch while fighting for that last TP roll at the store. 🧻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 10 16:36:30 +0000 2020

How much does “rush hour” last in your town, per day? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 23 07:09:05 +0000 2020

@A_Aspuru_Guzik Remember In 2009 “The Mexican government closed most of Mexico City's public and private facilities in an attempt to contain the spread of the virus” https://t.co/7bV4Ndd5Mf

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 12 14:19:51 +0000 2020

Some things in the world can’t be fixed. Some can be fixed with a strawberry 🤪 https://t.co/sfdCBtkmkN

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 08 23:00:24 +0000 2020

@ELTONEJO https://t.co/2jcRtG5R57

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 03 14:29:44 +0000 2020

How many faxes did you send in 2019? How many do you think you’ll send in 2020? 🤔📠 #fax

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 01 13:43:11 +0000 2020

@popmofolk Ya se adaptaron 🙊 https://t.co/2ihrSCEegt

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 30 00:23:23 +0000 2019

@popmofolk Es por los 29 de febrero de los años bisiestos (2012 y 2016) 🤓

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 18 00:11:53 +0000 2019

“Montreal police has not enforced the bylaw since 2015.” - any bylaw that isn’t enforced in 6 months should automatically become invalid - selective enforcement is a form of oppression. https://t.co/YOqJ7JpQAm

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 13 22:59:17 +0000 2019

@EvilSynths @stanpcgaming @Lord_Arse Your wait ended in 1987 https://t.co/YqmhwYuMK2

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 12 14:00:37 +0000 2019

https://t.co/XmlWorzORn 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 09 01:24:06 +0000 2019

@El_Chaco_Veloz Trabaja desde casa Chaco, y descansa del Doom un rato 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 08 19:10:13 +0000 2019

@AmazonHelp hey so - my book arrived like this. I don’t want to go to the hassle of a return (it’s minor and just the sleeve of a hardcover book) but damn, please be more careful with stuff 🙄 order 702-5021217-3449015 if it matters https://t.co/TaeDY5Ewji

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 06 18:12:06 +0000 2019

Baby Pumbaa or baby Yoda? 🤔 https://t.co/uuDoO9j8lO

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 06 01:03:56 +0000 2019

“I ain’t scared of no ghost” 👻😎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 03 13:55:11 +0000 2019

This #GivingTuesday we're donating to animal welfare, nature conservation and to organizations that power the stuff we depend on daily for work and leisure, like @Wikimedia , @letsencrypt and @mozilla .

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 01 00:19:16 +0000 2019

@popmofolk @silicongirl 🤪😂

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 30 12:30:43 +0000 2019

@popmofolk @silicongirl 😒👎🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 25 18:26:41 +0000 2019

@popmofolk Es una válvula “presta”, necesitas una bomba o adaptador que le entre 😛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 21 18:52:58 +0000 2019

@zygoon I think it’s called Disney+ 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 14 18:43:44 +0000 2019

Blood has been spilled 🔪 https://t.co/biraCm0HeE

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Oct 01 17:05:58 +0000 2019

Yes we Canada! #dukeCaboom #WeTheNorth https://t.co/lOyIBOfNPe

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Sep 09 22:57:06 +0000 2019

Ed. Minister Roberge: “if she wants to avoid punishment, she also has the option to remove her hijab at work.” - what this asswipe minister fails to understand is that people’s identity is NOT an “option”. It’s who they are. https://t.co/qeAoGHb3JD

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 06 18:09:54 +0000 2019

https://t.co/SHDCOJ2emr

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 06 12:28:02 +0000 2019

A new generation of Thundercats fans 🗡🦁🐱🐯

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 03 00:58:17 +0000 2019

Good rednecks 🤔 https://t.co/gBFoyLGXmh

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 30 16:43:26 +0000 2019

"we use cookies to improve your experience" - but apparently you don't use them to store my acceptance of your use of cookies, and ask me about them every single time. 😤 now that would be a welcome improvement. #websitesSuck

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 16 18:12:52 +0000 2019

Space goop 👽🛸

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 09 13:57:23 +0000 2019

"Walmart is removing displays and signs of violent video games in its stores" - but I bet they will NOT stop selling or displaying actual guns. 🤦 #perfectemoji

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 08 23:09:49 +0000 2019

“All we hear from Andrew Scheer is how he wants to do less to tackle climate change, when the science says we need to be doing more.” - keep in mind for October. https://t.co/jidRedGa0K

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jul 06 00:36:57 +0000 2019

They are fighting against *your* rights. Think about that next time you’re considering buying tickets from them. https://t.co/WWzOIklhgG

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 03 17:27:40 +0000 2019

Funny how when you sign up for a new site/service you start getting spam almost immediately but when you want to unsubscribe it's always "Oh, please allow 10 days for processing your request". It's a computer processing it, it should be instantaneous.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 02 11:34:37 +0000 2019

@mstfacmly Congrats on the new job!! 🙌🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 28 13:26:56 +0000 2019

@GitHubHelp: "This browser doesn’t support the FIDO U2F standard yet. We recommend updating to the latest Google Chrome to start using security key devices" is a lie. Firefox 67 does support U2F (I've tested it). Also please stop recommending Google Chrome (it's spyware). Thanks!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 19 11:51:33 +0000 2019

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.” #authoritarian https://t.co/Heb7cHtFDh

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 16 17:30:34 +0000 2019

Super ñango 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 31 13:26:32 +0000 2019

@mstfacmly The current hoopla is about *real-time* ray tracing. How long did it take you to render a scene back in 1995? 😏 https://t.co/ayYr2aAFfH

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 25 12:45:08 +0000 2019

Ka-Chow! ⚡️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 23 00:21:37 +0000 2019

Infancias destruidas : el Gansito de Marinela no es un ganso - es un pato 😞 https://t.co/D8YKzknbHN

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 21 00:19:54 +0000 2019

Power balls 💪🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 10 13:37:15 +0000 2019

RT @jamestait0: I'm looking for my next contract! Available mid-June for #remotework in #python and #freesoftware. See my CV to find out if…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 10 00:24:35 +0000 2019

RT @nixcraft: Haha. Poor MS. It went from calling Linux cancer to adopting Linux kernel. Microsoft will ship a full Linux kernel in Windows…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 24 14:47:33 +0000 2019

RT @kelseyhightower: I think @Canonical might have assembled the easiest way to provision a single node Kubernetes cluster:

$ snap inst…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Apr 20 14:16:35 +0000 2019

“My pet caca 💩” 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 18 18:15:45 +0000 2019

RT @silicongirl: 😎 https://t.co/SOsw1jmYgw

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 17 18:31:16 +0000 2019

Pardon my rusty Latin 😎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 07 14:08:48 +0000 2019

YouTube injecting ads for beer in the middle of a children-oriented video but hey - it’s ok because it’s alcohol-free beer 😎🤦🏻‍♂️#deleteyoutube

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Apr 02 19:22:09 +0000 2019

RT @Val_Plante: En cette Journée mondiale de sensibilisation à l’#autisme, assurons-nous de bâtir des milieux de vie ouverts et inclusifs,…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 27 12:37:53 +0000 2019

The ratio of ads to content is now infinite - just found buzzfeed has an endless scrolling pit of ads at the bottom of every article.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 26 21:13:24 +0000 2019

@El_Chaco_Veloz Y ya lograron poner el certificado? 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 18 02:01:37 +0000 2019

Yay una figura de acción de Diego Luna 🖖🏼 https://t.co/OBtoSgP46A

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 13 17:37:55 +0000 2019

“Android - the phone OS of my nightmares” 🤭

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 13 17:03:34 +0000 2019

https://t.co/BEeymi2A0B it was about time. Canada owes nothing to Boeing - the safety of Canadian travellers comes first.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 09 16:11:06 +0000 2019

@popmofolk https://t.co/TA6tGRkfAt

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 27 23:49:37 +0000 2019

@El_Chaco_Veloz Sólo pregúntale si sabe instalar certificados en Windows 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 26 03:00:41 +0000 2019

@Tonejito @gitlab @GoHugoIO @jekyllrb @hexojs How about https://t.co/E6Om0DkS97 ?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 25 22:47:06 +0000 2019

Spot-on targeting, Google. I can’t read mandarin, you’re just wasting BMO’s advertising dollars 🤣 https://t.co/MduIyho29R

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 12 22:39:43 +0000 2019

RT @stminfo: [Conditions météo] 🚌⚠️🌨 À partir de 17 h et durant toute la nuit, plus de 40cm de neige sont attendus. Pensez à planifier vos…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 09 02:09:51 +0000 2019

The Crumpet Police 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 01 18:47:23 +0000 2019

Way to go @YouTube - showing ads for Scotiabank iTrade in the middle of a children’s video. 👍🏻 #YouHadOneJob #targeting #fail

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 24 18:34:00 +0000 2019

@El_Chaco_Veloz Jaja a que es más chico que tu gato ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 20 16:55:27 +0000 2019

@El_Chaco_Veloz No le saques chaco! https://t.co/tffusl8PnB

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 09 17:15:10 +0000 2019

RT @popmofolk: Por esta casa cobran un predial equivalente al de 93 departamentos #cartelinmobiliario

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 07 04:02:05 +0000 2019

@popmofolk https://t.co/QOWqc7Cvxk https://t.co/hpa53a82uj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 21 19:11:41 +0000 2018

“Everybody knows the tyrannosaur is a carnivore - why are you giving him broccoli? Give it to the brachiosaurus instead.” 🦖🦕

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 20 18:48:29 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah no pos así sí 😮👍🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 20 18:46:34 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ay Chaco y pa qué tanta pantalla si ya ni te dejan programar 😭😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 14 16:29:00 +0000 2018

@popmofolk Se los mandó diosito para castigarlos porque se canceló el aeropuerto de Texcoco 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 13 01:15:18 +0000 2018

RT @amyngyn: COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 12 01:46:48 +0000 2018

Hay que sacar el fua! 💪🏼 #loqueseproyectahaciaeluniverso https://t.co/ZdWDGTYu7F

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 07 18:37:31 +0000 2018

Pro tip! https://t.co/8VVPuFkWb5 image search lets you see images full-screen unlike google’s crap 🙌🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 28 00:02:39 +0000 2018

Peña Nieto es el único líder de un país del G20 que usa trono 🚽😝 https://t.co/InyktLyZpW

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 27 15:25:17 +0000 2018

It's #GivingTuesday2018 . We donated small amounts (every bit counts!) to @SPCAMontreal , the Canadian Wildlife Federation, @NCC_CNC, @Wikipedia , @letsencrypt , @mozilla.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 09 12:28:37 +0000 2018

First hoar frost of the season! #winter https://t.co/A08a4trRPC

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:27:21 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤗

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:26:51 +0000 2018

@A_Aspuru_Guzik @El_Chaco_Veloz No te preocupes ya que caiga la nieve vas a ver mejor 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:03:49 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah estos sureños 😝 https://t.co/NgcN9JkdWe

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 29 19:21:24 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 29 19:14:53 +0000 2018

This is NOT a taco 🚫🌮 https://t.co/K7UsngX7Np

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 28 19:25:13 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Recuérdales que en otoño les devuelven la hora que fue robada en primavera 👌🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 20 16:22:44 +0000 2018

“¿Así o más quelite?” 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 19 13:46:42 +0000 2018

@davidlh @clutterbuck_19 Los egipcios no conocían ni el sistema métrico ni las coordenadas basadas en Greenwich. En el mejor de los casos es una coincidencia increíble. Peor de los casos, es falso 🧐

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 13 18:35:34 +0000 2018

Where will the cycling path take you today? #Autumn #bikepath https://t.co/50oCj1fodr

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 11 23:02:05 +0000 2018

How did this clown get elected? 🙄 https://t.co/tanXvFPBqI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 08 11:58:49 +0000 2018

- “everybody needs a skeleton” - “Except worms and other invertebrates “ - 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 07 14:12:11 +0000 2018

The word “apparatus” has been uttered #mustbeasunday

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 03 01:37:37 +0000 2018

It has begun 🙄 https://t.co/F2uTuPRTu2 with the notwithstanding clause, the CAQ can use its ”simple majority vote [to] suspend the core rights of the Charter. “

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Sep 30 22:18:56 +0000 2018

En Quebec tenemos al partido verde y al partido de la verde 😝 https://t.co/a9jDImJ0qV #blocpot

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 28 17:54:35 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Pero esa foto es de la temporada 2 (who’s the doctor?)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Sep 23 16:22:52 +0000 2018

There is an entire subculture of people who empty their pockets, take and share pictures of the contents, and spend their time explaining why they carry each item every day. #wondersOfTheInternet #EDC

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 15 21:00:29 +0000 2018

@citrix “It’s” 🙄. For god’s sake please if you’re going to spam my timeline with your promoted tweets at least have them proofread.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 12 14:35:42 +0000 2018

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Desconfío de cualquier cosa que venga de Microsoft y tenga la palabra “inteligente”.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 08 13:44:10 +0000 2018

“It’s time to feed the wolf” 🐺

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 04 11:45:19 +0000 2018

RT @chick_in_kiev: i can well and truly say that most of you have no idea the kind of abhorrent filth that is succeeding wildly on youtube.…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Sep 03 13:19:22 +0000 2018

Disney is like a dementor that sucks souls and then pukes out money. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 01 14:24:07 +0000 2018

RT @TheRickWilson: And so began Donald Trump's war against the Snow Mexicans. https://t.co/qeSPnYdHx9

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 30 17:36:54 +0000 2018

How many engineers does Google have working on UI/UX for Meet? did not a single one of them realize that having the "hang up" button right between the very commonly-used "mute audio" and "stop sending video" controls is idiotic? 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 29 13:36:48 +0000 2018

"melon drama" was just mentioned in a conference call. May you live in interesting times and work in an interesting place :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 29 12:03:24 +0000 2018

Tomato drum - or “drumato” 🍅 🥁

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 27 15:02:11 +0000 2018

RT @aljwhite: so screwed has the gaming of the algorithm become, if you give a 3 year old access to YouTube they will have navigated their…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Aug 25 14:11:31 +0000 2018

Have you ever treated a wound with vodka? (Please RT)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 22 11:56:11 +0000 2018

@zygoon Their PCI vendor identifier is 0x8086 also https://t.co/GLOgjUUqwT ⌨️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 21 19:39:09 +0000 2018

Oh hahaha I just muted a person that claimed journalists are the “truth force”. Not interested in anything else this delusional individual has to say. 💪🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 20 22:30:46 +0000 2018

RT @popmofolk: "abro hilo" es de lo que más me da molesta leer en twitter

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 20 17:55:58 +0000 2018

“Oh no! Semicircle fall!” 😱⭕️#toddlerspeak

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 16 13:50:38 +0000 2018

Hahahahah YouTube wants me to pay $16 a month for the privilege to download videos hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 15 22:31:35 +0000 2018

We’ve been trying to watch broadcast tv for a while. It’s super hard: it has almost as many ads as YouTube. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Aug 11 23:52:19 +0000 2018

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción: Gatito amoroso - https://t.co/EmEkzNnVAw https://t.co/Ya0J7pOsI6

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 10 19:48:33 +0000 2018

After several decades programming I finally wrote a tool named after a Chuck Norris movie 🤛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 09 19:09:11 +0000 2018

Why do sharks have nostrils? 🤔 🦈 #shark

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 07 17:03:39 +0000 2018

Why on earth would google calendar need 18.6 MB of data? It’s a calendar, should only be syncing small chunks of data, not a list of all events in the world since the birth of Julius Caesar. 🙄 google stop wasting my resources 🙄 https://t.co/8nimv5lfsk

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 06 17:57:58 +0000 2018

YouTube used to have no ads. Then they put ads at the start of videos, now they come in the *middle* of videos, and more frequently every time. Looks like google is a bit desperate for money?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 02 15:11:19 +0000 2018

RT @snapcraftio: .@Opera is now available as a Snap in the Snap Store. https://t.co/E4GDp5lyBD https://t.co/AzUpKILTo5

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 31 14:00:58 +0000 2018

🤣From https://t.co/mJSEgjRzLQ: "This message does not have authentication information or fails to pass authentication checks". "Fails to pass"? isn't that just "Fails authentication checks" ?? Clearly the guys working on Google's SMTP servers don't english too good.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 25 23:29:00 +0000 2018

🙄 https://t.co/aSbd8dZWBp

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 24 13:06:30 +0000 2018

@silicongirl 🙊

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 22 17:46:17 +0000 2018

RT @El0bal: Quien no entiende con hechos, no va a entender con argumentos. Por eso hay conservadores.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 22 16:01:18 +0000 2018

The word “unfathomable” has been uttered 😎

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 22 15:46:38 +0000 2018

@silicongirl “Dinos make everything better “ ❤️ 🦖 💕 🦕 💗

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 20 23:52:07 +0000 2018

“Harry Potter y la Sierra Tarahumara” - “Harry Potter y la pelota azteca” - “Harry Potter y el nagual del destino “ #region4 😸

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 20 12:42:17 +0000 2018

@silicongirl 😞

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 17 15:50:50 +0000 2018

Without any tweaks, @ubuntu 18.04 makes my laptop's battery last noticeably longer \o/ great to squeeze more life out of this 4-year-old laptop!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 15 19:17:56 +0000 2018

@popmofolk “La cafetera de émbolo explota en elogios luego de la victoria de su equipo nacional” 🤔🤗

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 13 12:07:42 +0000 2018

“Chaotic roadshow” hahaha great headline CBC news 🤣https://t.co/VaD7LPrwRX

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 13 11:33:04 +0000 2018

RT @writingben: Let's have something nice today.

Let’s remember that in 1500 BCE, someone in Iran carved a little hedgehog on wheels to gi…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 13 01:10:38 +0000 2018

Or this. https://t.co/3FqzkYZkOd

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 12 22:39:46 +0000 2018

I was going to tweet complaining about this or that. But there are plenty of angry complain tweets around, so I decided to post this instead. #enjoy https://t.co/L3JIiyIXFK

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 12 16:26:13 +0000 2018

Ontario elected Doug Ford even knowing he probably shared his brother’s penchant for car centricity (remember the “war on the car is over”?). https://t.co/37VLP6U0FX

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 09 23:47:12 +0000 2018

Muppets genealogy 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 09 11:42:50 +0000 2018

RT @mattcoyney: When toddlers insist that they can dress themselves. #fuckitwearelate https://t.co/oN44Psx1pX

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jul 07 13:50:58 +0000 2018

“It all began with a banana and went downhill from there” 😒🍌

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 06 19:26:52 +0000 2018

“He was so evil even his right hand was sinister” 🤚 #evil

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 06 19:24:38 +0000 2018

@silicongirl 😭

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 06 18:20:46 +0000 2018

¿Cómo se abrevia “nada más”?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 05 16:48:58 +0000 2018

@popmofolk Pon unos mosquiteros en las ventanas 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 02 11:43:51 +0000 2018

@silicongirl 😂🤔😒😓

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 29 14:52:07 +0000 2018

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Oye @Aeromexico En el vuelo 477 de ayer Houston - CDMX nos arrancaron los tags de las maletas. El mío era de Batman y e…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 25 13:03:22 +0000 2018

@silicongirl 🤤 #perfectEmoji

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 24 14:30:43 +0000 2018

@1stvamp @bloodearnest We’re big fans of Nanny Plum :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 24 14:25:52 +0000 2018

@bloodearnest Indeed! A lot of adult-worthy sarcasm, ironies and references. I plan to watch Peppa well into my eighties :) 🐷

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 24 13:59:51 +0000 2018

@1stvamp Entirely agree 🐽

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 24 12:27:23 +0000 2018

“El tigre de Santa Julia” https://t.co/j0nngzOJ6z

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 24 12:11:45 +0000 2018

Those who whined about Peppa Pig creating unrealistic expectations about NHS service times clearly didn’t watch the episode where a house is built from scratch and inspected in 2 days 🤗lighten up, it’s just a cartoon show.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 22 19:28:00 +0000 2018

RT @HoarseWisperer: I’d much rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an American than an American who wouldn’t cros…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 21 18:13:47 +0000 2018

RT @pangmeli: the fuck are you honking at me for??? you're flying around in a climate controlled invincibility chariot while I'm out here o…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 20 14:19:33 +0000 2018

The new “axis”, the axis of evil, is shaping up to be USA-Russia-North Korea. #HistoryRepeatsItself

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 19 14:30:50 +0000 2018

RT @bIazingxmexican: Avocado farmers in Santa Barbara County are currently struggling to find workers. So to all of the white people who wh…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 18 23:25:49 +0000 2018

Apooka wawawawa 😆

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 18 12:25:01 +0000 2018

Que cuando el gol contra Alemania, tembló de tanto brinco que dieron los aficionados. Ándenle con esa enjundia salgan a votar el 2 de julio 👍🏻 https://t.co/a6k9yQwgtb

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 16 00:41:18 +0000 2018

La liguilla y la lagartijilla 😜

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 12 12:43:44 +0000 2018

“No te rasques!” “Sí me rasco y qué”

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 11 17:13:17 +0000 2018

@gusdetavo @alicedice Los pueden anunciar en https://t.co/l1GwwXAuwD 🐶

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 10 22:32:26 +0000 2018

The word “sphincter” has been uttered 😱

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 10 12:56:12 +0000 2018

“More waffle please “

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 04 23:18:05 +0000 2018

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: …porque Microsoft es un campeón del Open Source…” ja jaja JaJa JAJA JAJAJAJAJA!!!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 04 17:51:18 +0000 2018

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: A ver si siguen felices cuando tengan que firmarse a su cuenta de Outlook 360 para actualizar la última versión de su d…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 03 21:58:42 +0000 2018

Just remember, folks. Microsoft have never been “friends” of free software. Everybody rejoices about them “embracing” open source. They are, indeed. Just remember the two steps that come after that. #stillTheEnemy

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 03 21:56:48 +0000 2018

@jamesadonner Like this exciting commitment ? https://t.co/2opjSwOHaL

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 22:55:18 +0000 2018

“Trump's actions transferred more than half a billion dollars from the U.S. economy to Canada's since March.” hahahaha thanks Trump! 😂 https://t.co/Xaqos0oqvS

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 22:21:32 +0000 2018

We’ve reached the conclusion that gorillas are difficult to draw 😓🙄 https://t.co/2pfbr2wRIQ

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 20:43:41 +0000 2018

@silicongirl What 🤖

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 16:55:03 +0000 2018

@A_Aspuru_Guzik @ServiceCanada_E Welcome landed immigrant!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 12:57:11 +0000 2018

“What is a geek?” 🤓

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 01 11:23:42 +0000 2018

What the hell is a “progressive conservative” party? Sounds like a “carnivorous vegetarian” Party to me. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 31 19:13:31 +0000 2018

RT @JustinTrudeau: American tariffs on Canadian aluminum & steel are unacceptable. As we have said, we will always stand up for our workers…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 31 18:46:07 +0000 2018

This is how you respond to a president’s tariff bravado! 👊 https://t.co/2vD5gwBHJM

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 31 11:00:49 +0000 2018

When there is really nothing on tv - they had nothing to air so they’re actually showing the camera feed from the *radio* station #cbc https://t.co/WL36QOOAek

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 30 18:05:56 +0000 2018

“Si tú me entiendes y yo te entiendo, ¿para qué nos hacemos los que no nos entendemos? “ 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 26 18:34:01 +0000 2018

@silicongirl @popmofolk « Un peu de civisme » 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 26 17:24:22 +0000 2018

RT @dog_feelings: one of the small neighbor humans. was outside. blowing magic rainbow spheres. so of course i went over to investigate. i…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 24 19:23:31 +0000 2018

@Plant_id Yes! Impressive speed and accuracy. Thanks! I’ll definitely swing by your site!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 24 18:48:52 +0000 2018

Anyone know what kind of plant or tree this is ? 🤔 https://t.co/v4aaBphtUy

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 24 12:07:49 +0000 2018

RT @ffffffffffound: Encuentre las 7 diferencias. https://t.co/OxZ2oNcm8M

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 23 11:38:55 +0000 2018

Que chispa que al Bronco lo dejaron poner su apodo en la boleta. Hubieran dejado a AMLO poner “el peje” y a Meade pues quien sabe como le dirán 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/rrTxb9DLHO

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 23 10:29:55 +0000 2018

RT @3baal: YES!!! I can finally ditch the other browser from my system again :) @firefox working with google hangouts/meet! https://t.co/3d…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 23 01:14:51 +0000 2018

The battle for the lawn #grass https://t.co/fdwf7xRahs

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 22 19:35:21 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: Bike racks at #Provigo #LaSalle completely obstructed by their garden merchandise! @ProvigoQc making your shops friendly a…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 22 13:45:32 +0000 2018

@silicongirl I am old and grumpy 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 22 11:52:37 +0000 2018

Can I somehow filter out all those “by age 35” tweets? It was fun once or twice. By now it’s just annoying and the meme is like 2 weeks old anyway. Face it the time has passed 😛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 21 11:21:50 +0000 2018

“We have a visual” 💩

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 20 21:27:59 +0000 2018

RT @ChloeCondon: Just woke up from a dream where I was doing an expense report for activities in another dream I had. Adulthood is the wors…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 20 15:17:14 +0000 2018

RT @samccone: Have a code review culture that's dominated by nitpicks? Chances are that you need to invest in more rigid presubmit checks.…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 18 17:06:04 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: They have live lobsters at the supermarket. 😭😭😭😭😭

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 16 23:51:45 +0000 2018

If people’s political views become more conservative as they age, then we’re doomed as current population grows older. Being conservative is not the solution: the world has never been in a good enough situation that we can afford to just remain as we are.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 16 19:00:53 +0000 2018

The foliage is back! 🍃 https://t.co/3ieBwpFmBc

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 15 18:29:43 +0000 2018

RT @ubuntu: Trust and security in the Snap Store https://t.co/nj4VQLORY1 https://t.co/zwERJjmbPe

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue May 15 11:57:27 +0000 2018

RT @brianklaas: If there are any Italian to English translators out there, I’m pretty sure the restaurant I’m at in Naples could use your h…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 13 14:21:31 +0000 2018

Do you take your phone with you when you go to the bathroom? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 12 16:56:04 +0000 2018

Writers who appear as characters or are mentioned in their own books. Reply with more! Stephen King, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Coupland...

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 11 11:13:40 +0000 2018

Brooklyn nine-nine. Another beloved series cancelled by FOX. Why do you guys even bother? Do what I do, preempt the inevitable anguish and don’t start watching any Fox series. Let them go quietly into the night. 🌟

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 10 12:59:54 +0000 2018

“This is not for babies” 👶🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 09 01:49:49 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: 👏🏽 good news are good! https://t.co/Zq8yarmZMN

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 07 21:53:22 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz En FOX? No tiene caso, hagan lo que hagan lo van a cancelar 😔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 07 12:38:03 +0000 2018

Yes there is a code Among pirates 😡

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 04 11:28:17 +0000 2018

RT @tomgreenleaftec: Why is #LXC so awesome? Easier testing setup and being able to build for dak even though I'm on bionic are my latest t…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Apr 28 15:28:56 +0000 2018

This crap appeared at the top of my timeline today. Know what’s missing @Twitter ? A “thanks but i don’t want you spamming all my contacts ever” dismiss button. https://t.co/6DCLYV1lIZ

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 27 14:43:28 +0000 2018

Looked like some kind of test. Pretty stupid and dangerous to do this over heavily populated LaSalle and Ville-Émard. https://t.co/25OGPotTHG

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 27 14:41:52 +0000 2018

I had to re add my gmail account to my iPhone because it was borked. Now @Google is emailing, popping messages in all their web pages, begging me “please please we want to be on your iPhone and slurp all your data pleaseeee” - it’s so annoying. 👿

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 27 13:02:31 +0000 2018

Why is there a (pretty large) airplane circling over angrignon park in #montreal right now ? ✈️🤔 https://t.co/DT74wYtWtv

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 27 12:42:03 +0000 2018

“your new Apple iPhone doesn't have the latest Google apps” - well, it’s by choice, @gmail. So don’t patronize me ok? 😛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 26 23:33:46 +0000 2018

RT @ubuntu: Ubuntu 18.04 LTS is now available! https://t.co/eH49xZbqlp https://t.co/ge1DHhQZ81

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 25 12:16:55 +0000 2018

Por si quedaba duda que Anaya y Meade representan a lo mismo 😜 #error #EleccionesMexico https://t.co/9lXbRGcC00 https://t.co/cwrTNu3Qyl

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 22 21:54:55 +0000 2018

Luego del #DebatePresidencial2018 inevitablemente vendrán las declaraciones triunfalistas “fulanito ganó el debate” con la consabida implicación de que todos debemos votar por fulanito. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 20 00:01:12 +0000 2018

Ode to the knees.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 18 23:46:19 +0000 2018

“cómo odio a los pitufos” 😤https://t.co/11cvW6peVS

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 18 11:37:59 +0000 2018

Face it - winter is always coming. It’s just a matter of time scales.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 13 13:32:54 +0000 2018

How to “share” a link from the PC to my phone: 1- copy url. 2- paste url in https://t.co/S4asSOPYal. 3- scan onscreen code with phone. 4- done! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 13 11:22:29 +0000 2018

Look out the window, what do you see ? I see the houses, I see the trees 🌲 🏠

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 11 00:34:26 +0000 2018

Gary the God #startrek https://t.co/nVzSICsWXw

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Apr 10 18:40:24 +0000 2018

RT @Val_Plante: Après un hiver pour le moins rigoureux, il est temps de passer au printemps! Lancement de la 10e saison de @BIXImontreal au…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 09 18:00:38 +0000 2018

@popmofolk I know, was just messing with you 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 09 17:28:45 +0000 2018

@popmofolk A Fawcett? https://t.co/4FLKm8yfMV

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Apr 07 12:54:34 +0000 2018

Sometimes one letter makes all the difference 🍳

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 06 22:54:20 +0000 2018

RT @viewfromalake: I never heard of this until I moved to Canada. #tea #wtf https://t.co/v4MX3cpCxU https://t.co/W6B99eYFSu

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 06 17:13:55 +0000 2018

RT @GirlFromBlupo: Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toile…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 06 12:17:32 +0000 2018

Another day, another funky ice formation. #isitspringyet #ice https://t.co/f0BPi30vls

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 06 11:59:44 +0000 2018

“Esto es un asco “ 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 04 12:43:38 +0000 2018

“Seitan is nasty because it comes from hell” 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 04 00:03:54 +0000 2018

@JoeTalbott Hahaha 😆

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Apr 03 23:45:01 +0000 2018

“Geriatric pregnancy “ 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Apr 03 19:35:39 +0000 2018

I can no longer read @engadget on my phone because they added obnoxious auto playing videos to their front page. #Rude

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Apr 03 11:14:44 +0000 2018

RT @SpaceforGiants: Protecting elephants by ending #IvoryTrade is not only about saving an endangered species and #endwildlifecrime. It's a…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 02 13:14:11 +0000 2018

“People” 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 01 19:56:47 +0000 2018

These guys are looking for a home #plush #villeemard #lesudouest #mtl https://t.co/ytOYIVMcf8

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 30 11:30:00 +0000 2018

PayPal sucks but getting your CC data stolen from careless merchants and having it used to ride Ubers sucks more. Hahaha

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 29 14:39:33 +0000 2018

@A_Aspuru_Guzik @UofT @chemuoft @UofTCompSci @VectorInst @NRCan Welcome to Canada dude 🇨🇦

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 28 11:29:57 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah jajaja cierto! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 27 20:53:53 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz “Beam me up, Scotty”? 🤔“Elementary, my dear Watson”

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 26 22:15:03 +0000 2018

RT @popmofolk: Sleep is waaaay too important. Cherish that shit.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 26 12:25:56 +0000 2018

RT @acollard: Proud to announce Snap Enterprise Proxy https://t.co/77DSWrX4Vo for @snapcraftio users everywhere

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 26 11:42:00 +0000 2018

Did you know you can use a twitter poll to gather opinions instead of asking people to RT if they agree/disagree with your point? RT if you didn’t know.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 26 11:39:39 +0000 2018

RT @bloodearnest: So true... https://t.co/EUnrgjQaHj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 24 21:45:56 +0000 2018

A 3-paragraph news article has 4 advertisements, 2 of which are auto playing video. YouTube inserts 2 commercials into a single 5-minute video. I’m really missing old print and television media. 📺

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 23 19:22:15 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Clarinetes :) al menos aquí en Canadá siguen existiendo 👍🏻 a ver cuánto aguantan.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 23 19:18:35 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz “Now hiring”?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 23 12:40:18 +0000 2018

Sorry I’m not prince harry 🤴 haha 😆

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 23 11:42:21 +0000 2018

Made with snail drool 🐌 🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 19 13:16:18 +0000 2018

Slapping “nautical” in front of distance measurements in miles doesn’t make them any less absurd as measurement units. 😒

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Mar 18 11:50:39 +0000 2018

Spring equinox is 2 days away, meanwhile ... https://t.co/0biktU3icG

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 16 13:25:17 +0000 2018

@caio1982 Maybe it’ll turn them into Boris Vallejo style paintings ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 16 13:09:02 +0000 2018

“El aceite de linaza disuelve pintura. ¿Qué no hará por tu cintura?” 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 16 11:59:32 +0000 2018

¿El Rogelio Moreno canadiense? 🤔 https://t.co/pIhQqkK4Kp

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 15 18:55:01 +0000 2018

Daddy’s big tummy 🐷

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 14 12:21:15 +0000 2018

Uranus was there long before I was born. 🌍

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 12 21:07:07 +0000 2018

Twitter just injected a “this weird trick” ad about building muscles with some shady product in my timeline. No kidding. What makes them think I care about this? And more importantly - what’s with the shit ads? 😒 https://t.co/PPPHvPyulU

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 10 12:43:26 +0000 2018

RT @franceculture: L’administration Trump autorise (discrètement) de nouveau l’importation de trophées d’éléphants et de lions... Comment l…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 10 11:53:00 +0000 2018

@silicongirl Hello 🤖

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 10 11:52:51 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: I get heebie-jeebies whenever I think about all those bots and programs paying such painstaking attention to my every onli…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 09 09:45:54 +0000 2018

RT @SenFeinstein: President Trump is quietly trying to allow African elephant trophies to be imported again. We need to protect these anima…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 01 18:27:06 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: Having a happy swing at Verdun borough because @SO_MTL takes down every single one of them during winter. Why?

#why #ver…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 01 01:08:21 +0000 2018

@popmofolk Se siente chido 😎👍

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 01 01:07:15 +0000 2018

RT @toddmotto: Decided last night I was gonna learn webpack. 20 minutes later I was googling visa requirements to hawaii and how to become…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 27 19:32:01 +0000 2018

RT @Malboury: We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do. https://t.co/kRQcqM…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 27 17:53:47 +0000 2018

RT @popmofolk: Prepara un texto larguísimo en otro lado para meterlo en un chingo de tuits. Esto es decadencia https://t.co/YMwQMA1tqO

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 27 01:17:07 +0000 2018

“Quick, to the leekmobile!” 🚘

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 26 18:39:47 +0000 2018

Airline-style pasta 🍝 ✈️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 23 16:29:29 +0000 2018

"You have received this service announcement so we could provide you with essential information about using your Gmail email address." Sorry @gmail but you spamming me with your passive-aggressive promotion of the gmail app is NOT "essential information".

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 23 14:32:52 +0000 2018

A bunny of love 🐰 ❤️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 20 15:50:27 +0000 2018

When I got a new phone I didn’t reinstall google docs or sheets, ridiculous bloated applications which have sucked ever since they got split from the Drive app. And I actually haven’t missed them at all. Good riddance!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 19 19:36:03 +0000 2018

@Aeromexico para qué carajos compré mis boletos 3 meses antes y les pagué extra por selección de asientos si a la hora de documentar me dicen que no se pudo y me mandan a hacer cola como si fueran guajoloteros o “amenazan” con cambiarme al al día siguiente. Pésimo servicio. 👿

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 15 13:32:30 +0000 2018

@mkissiel @YouTube I guess they get away with that crap because they’re pretty much indispensable 😡

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 15 13:17:44 +0000 2018

“Update available” descriptions for @YouTube iOS are horrendous. Always the same, they can’t bother to craft proper descriptions; something about trash and lawns and nothing about what they actually did and why I should waste my time and bandwidth downloading their crap.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 15 00:49:56 +0000 2018

Yes because this is THE defining scene in blade runner 🙄 https://t.co/5KT81RWI6l

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 11 14:21:13 +0000 2018

@caio1982 Hahaha 🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 11 13:54:33 +0000 2018

Not my food but 😋 #poachedegg https://t.co/tqVfRdVJJg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 11 00:52:00 +0000 2018

Confundir Pyeongchang con Pyongyang es como confundir México 68 con México 86 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 10 00:28:05 +0000 2018

Just realized - football 🏈 is so boring, people actually prefer watching the commercials. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 05 23:39:21 +0000 2018

@popmofolk #whatisacomputer https://t.co/SOHTLPO3hc

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 05 02:47:17 +0000 2018

“Crop yields down for you?” Wow YouTube, spot-on ad targeting 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 04 21:19:35 +0000 2018

I get phone calls from all over the world! Niger, Burundi, the Maldives, Barbados, Mauritania. All thanks to phone scammers 🙏🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 02 13:10:33 +0000 2018

@mstfacmly Do you have it under source control? GitHub? Then delete it. It will remain in history forever mwah ahah

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 02 00:39:56 +0000 2018

“Cuando estaba cruzando por la marimba lo atropelló una mano de chango” 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 01 22:29:12 +0000 2018

@INEMexico esta página https://t.co/ls7ZuUQekm está pésima, con navegador Firefox no se puede borrar/backspace, si me equivoco tengo que empezar todo de nuevo ☹️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 01 18:32:10 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz 😂

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 01 13:23:15 +0000 2018

Disposable clothes? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 28 19:50:26 +0000 2018

RT @legogradstudent: I just checked out a new coffee shop. At the register, there's a sign that says there's no wi-fi so that customers "ma…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 28 14:01:15 +0000 2018

“Mi grito pusilánime “ 😫

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 26 12:50:32 +0000 2018

The eye of Sauron! 👁‍🗨🔥😱

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 26 01:29:04 +0000 2018

“Dauvaka es una vaca danesa” #theletters

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 26 01:22:25 +0000 2018

“La secretaría de moñoclos” 😬

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 23 17:12:32 +0000 2018

RT @benoitdorais: Pour le #SOmtl : • 14 équipements de trottoirs déblaient la couche de neige imbibée de #verglas • D'ici midi les trottoir…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 23 13:18:45 +0000 2018

RT @TurnbullJay: Many people have given up trying to navigate the sidewalks and are instead walking in the middle of the streets. Montreal…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 19 15:42:10 +0000 2018

Oh ok then 👍🏻 https://t.co/7JWZuBQbgd

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 19 14:54:32 +0000 2018

RT @silicongirl: For my kid a park without swings is not a park, it's a shame -and additional $ on transport- we have to go to neighboring…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 16 12:45:37 +0000 2018

@silicongirl Oh no 😱

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 16 05:57:56 +0000 2018

@popmofolk ¿Y 💩?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jan 09 18:38:52 +0000 2018

#Lasagna 😋🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 08 18:56:04 +0000 2018

RT @popmofolk: Qué raro es cuando escriben en presente simple algo que ocurrió en el pasado.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 08 13:29:24 +0000 2018

“You should never hit a bear or a human” 👍🏻🐻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jan 06 13:32:15 +0000 2018

RT @mstfacmly: why https://t.co/iXeCw0XmXc

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 01 16:09:29 +0000 2018

“That’s not much fun - even for a grownup “ #pigwisdom #adultsareboring

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 01 16:06:20 +0000 2018

“Naughty tortoise 🐢“ 😏

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 01 13:26:11 +0000 2018

RT @maureenjohnson: We need a holiday where the whole thing is that you go to bed at like 7:30.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 31 14:51:31 +0000 2017

“Why are you speaking of Satan in my kitchen?” 😱😈

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 30 15:27:36 +0000 2017

That sad moment when you realize Alice the Camel is actually a dromedary 😞 https://t.co/8audtqlUjg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 30 14:54:06 +0000 2017

“Two adults vs. one toddler - we’re almost evenly matched” 👩🏻👦🏻👨🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 29 16:38:51 +0000 2017

“Silly daddy” :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 29 14:34:39 +0000 2017

RT @mtlblog: Montreal Is Colder Than The North Pole Today #Montreal #Quebec #Canada https://t.co/EQIYKxcdmI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 29 00:56:47 +0000 2017

“You’re a carcass eater” 🍖😋

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 27 23:11:05 +0000 2017

“They’re not real fish, they’re cookies - don’t be silly” - said the reindeer sock puppet 🦌🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 27 00:11:12 +0000 2017

RT @mstfacmly: The world "isn't becoming more" anything.

You’re just gaining awareness of it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 26 21:25:59 +0000 2017

RT @rasmansa: Me: *trying to teach child to be grateful*: "Some kids didn't get any presents at all"

Child: “Not even from Santa? So they…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 26 00:53:30 +0000 2017

It’s going to be a cold week ❄️ https://t.co/Vaa0qoOslj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 25 20:11:02 +0000 2017

“I don’t think we’ll use the car until spring” 2017-2018 edition. https://t.co/BenmZ8VRvf

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 25 14:07:23 +0000 2017

#Christmas chicken dance 🐓 🐓 🎄 🐓 🐓

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 24 22:45:17 +0000 2017

“Préstame tu sacas” 🤗 https://t.co/MiMUVSIpIT

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 24 17:59:50 +0000 2017

Black and (mostly) white https://t.co/ivi1K2iHRN

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 24 00:30:52 +0000 2017

@AppleSupport No updates available. My last app update was earlier today, only 2 apps updated at that time.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 23 23:36:41 +0000 2017

@AppleSupport I just tried all my regular apps, it happened once while switching from Safari to the home screen but not consistently 😞 it’s very intermittent.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 23 18:17:10 +0000 2017

@AppleSupport Thanks! It’s intermittent, happens only when unlocking the phone (but only sometimes). It’s easy to work around: just swipe to the next screen and the bottom bar reappears. Restarting does fix it temporarily.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 23 14:31:33 +0000 2017

Dear @AppleSupport this horrible bug with the dock started with the latest (11.2.1) iOS update on my iPhone SE. please fix it 🤗 thanks! (See bottom of screenshots) https://t.co/HzUrDw8LGx

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 23 00:47:32 +0000 2017

“And after all his adventures he decided to launch his own line of food seasonings” #vegeta https://t.co/oWo37p4b6L

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 21 22:29:25 +0000 2017

“The average hour of television contains 14.25 minutes of commercials”. 1)WTF really? That’s horrible. 2) YouTube is doing its best to try and match that, it has a boatload of ads these days. 😒

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 21 13:33:35 +0000 2017

@popmofolk @YouTube Quieren jugar con los niños, pobres ratitas ❤️🐀❤️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 19 20:38:46 +0000 2017

“Coffee everywhere! Anywhere! ☕️ “

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 12 23:37:30 +0000 2017

Twitter now has “official” support for “threads” 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/6dKkIxfsaA

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 11 15:22:17 +0000 2017

Gmail’s “canned response” function is atrociously unreliable. It’s lost my canned responses at least 5 times, thereby completely defeating the purpose.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 10 23:55:07 +0000 2017

Holy spoons! 🥄 https://t.co/ZAO05awXRD

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 09 14:26:02 +0000 2017

“You naughty piggy 🐷!”

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 08 21:37:57 +0000 2017

😱 https://t.co/BFbizaidt4

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 08 13:29:17 +0000 2017

RT @zygoon: I started my winter holidays and decided to look at the grass across the fence. I’ve installed visual studio 2017 and *geez* th…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 08 02:27:57 +0000 2017

Streets and sidewalks in #villeEmard were not salted and they’re now dangerously icy😞

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 07 00:23:22 +0000 2017

@popmofolk https://t.co/BgOPCwx0Rq

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 04 23:29:32 +0000 2017

RT @HumaneSociety: Don’t support animal testing this holiday season! Shop for cruelty-free cosmetics and household products #ThisHolidaySea…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 03 15:58:25 +0000 2017

RT @popmofolk: Dicen "niño chiquito" como si fuera algo malo

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 03 15:56:04 +0000 2017

“I couldn’t hold it anymore and then suddenly the poop fairy came down and with a whisk of her wand transported me to the Toilet of Dreams” 🧚‍♀️ ✨🚽 💩

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 03 15:02:21 +0000 2017

RT @BicisRobadasMX: Conductor de Mazda CX9, placas 665 XAG, arrolla a ciclista que le pidió que respetara carril exclusivo para bicicletas.…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Dec 03 14:16:33 +0000 2017

RT @neuvel: Made the front page of my neighborhood paper. Feels weird, but I got to meet two new neighbors at the corner store. https://t.c…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 02 23:54:45 +0000 2017

A brutalist gingerbread house? 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 02 18:07:42 +0000 2017

“This is nuts “ 🥜 https://t.co/ZK9NgtHigz

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 02 01:15:01 +0000 2017

“Una cosa es martirizar y otra cosa es torturar” 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 30 01:39:38 +0000 2017

RT @vl4db0t: @roadmr Depende la zona, yo lo he visto desde $40 hasta los $70 🙀

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 30 00:32:11 +0000 2017

¿A cómo anda el kilo de aguacate? 🥑🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 29 21:49:07 +0000 2017

RT @RespectfulMemes: https://t.co/a3a17iKDfI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 28 03:03:57 +0000 2017

Hymie died?! Noooooooooooo https://t.co/VdiawDkeos 🥪😢

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 28 02:17:29 +0000 2017

RT @DrJenGunter: You do know it’s 2017 not 1917, right? Who the fuck cares what her husband thinks? It’s her name. https://t.co/53xIqGKTP0

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 27 15:51:54 +0000 2017

Some airlines ✈️ charge extra for the “right” to choose seats at booking time. Guaranteed contiguous seats are essential when traveling with young kids, so this measure unfairly targets families. At this rate they’ll depressurize the cabin and charge for use of oxygen masks🎭

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 26 15:40:54 +0000 2017

RT @DiegoCastaneda: @conradhackett Some estimates put Mexico ahead of the US with 21%

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 25 00:49:37 +0000 2017

So many variants! #peanutbutter https://t.co/E8tEwjNN4X

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 24 14:00:02 +0000 2017

“No me gusta la mengambrea” 😒

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 23 22:30:19 +0000 2017

RT @TheDweck: Never forget that the President drew a smaller crowd than a Pikachu balloon https://t.co/E9R7RWFyGM

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 20 13:17:48 +0000 2017

Hahaha they can’t even predict tomorrow’s weather accurately and they expect us to believe a 6-month forecast? 🤣https://t.co/BOoBRboGMY

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 18 19:55:59 +0000 2017

Jueviernes - Frhursday - Jeudredi 😏 https://t.co/ujPdTJejQg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 18 19:54:19 +0000 2017

RT @silicongirl: More like this please! I've been nice this year ☺️. #MyChristmasWish #mtl @Val_Plante https://t.co/aTNKa7N97I

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 17 15:03:55 +0000 2017

Seriously impressed with #Firefox 57 (aka Quantum). Fast and responsive and doesn't keep trying to suck me into Google's ecosystem like Chrome.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 16 22:29:28 +0000 2017

Hypocrisy: Boeing plastering these ads all over the web after they actively shut Bombardier out of the US market with their government's complicity. They are NOT committed to Canada and Canada's government should refuse all further business with them. https://t.co/H291AqKfmK

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 14 20:20:54 +0000 2017

"Why are there so many cats outside?" 🐱 🐈🐾"obvious - it's Caturday" 🙄🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 12 19:14:12 +0000 2017

@popmofolk 🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 11 13:36:05 +0000 2017

The fruit of life 🍉 🍌 🍎🍊

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 09 13:22:06 +0000 2017

Now that we have twice (notice I didn't say 2x) the characters, we can start calling them #FoFr and #ThTh 😏(and still fit under 140)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 08 14:10:37 +0000 2017

280 chars isn't enough to express my rage at how dumb the new limit is. Or is it? 🤔😡

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 08 12:30:24 +0000 2017

Hoar frost! Brace yourselves, winter is coming. https://t.co/PUXlNy56oS

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 08 12:19:57 +0000 2017

@silicongirl 🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 07 14:54:51 +0000 2017

RT @zygoon: Man, I sure am using @Canonical's live patching service: https://t.co/yEG67Fq4jx - uptime 72 days and all the CVEs !!!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 06 15:04:22 +0000 2017

RT @Guglielminetti: Les directions éditoriales du Devoir et de La Presse auront démontré à quel point elles étaient loin des Montréalais en…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 06 01:57:11 +0000 2017

RT @silicongirl: Can't get to a TV? Here some links. #POLMTL #mtl2017 https://t.co/IbBP52pFe3

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 05 19:51:15 +0000 2017

"Carece de rostro" 😱

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 05 17:19:05 +0000 2017

Polling stations open until 8 pm! #polmtl #MTL2017 #Montreal https://t.co/DuPjESuxZg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 05 13:58:28 +0000 2017

Suck on your lollipop 🍭 👅

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 04 21:37:36 +0000 2017

"Don't go calling me weird, you weirdo " 🤔🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 03 16:45:09 +0000 2017

RT @bodil: On this day, 60 years ago, the ill fated mission of one very good dog marked the beginning of the Space Age. Rest in glory, comr…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 02 19:51:35 +0000 2017

#TFW the merchant says "in case of trouble contact the shipper" and the shipper says "in case of trouble contact the merchant" 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 29 12:59:56 +0000 2017

RT @s_guilbeault: Élections municipales : jour de vote par anticipation https://t.co/B4HAHE8VCZ https://t.co/KtcA6HeZiu

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 28 12:38:10 +0000 2017

Haydn-Handel, Mondrian-Modigliani , Monet-Manet. #art is confusing 🙄

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