Our car is wash-cursed. We come to the car wash for the first time in 3 months and the machine is broken today.
Huge trucks suck.
WTF: the dogs found a vertebra in the park. Been there for about a week.
@pablommm Public Enemies. Basically the same plot as Heat, only set in the 1930s
At the movies, I'm such a pig, I ordered a ton of food :P~
Almost got killed fulfilling my civic duties: on my way to voting booth, an asshole jammed his car against a parked suv 20 inches from me.
It's flirt Friday at the supermarket. Idiocy levels are through the roof.
How Windows Vista manages to make a 17" screen feel cramped is beyond me.
I missed WoofWednesday yesterday :(
@pablommm Unlike Satan's, God's existence can be scientifically disproved. http://godisimaginary.com
Ooh, a basic level question slipped into the advanced exam! they're gonna flip when they find out. Of course, I'm not going to tell them...
Only in Mexico: prison inmate sentenced to prison for organizing a kidnapping from prison. I'm serious, it happened.http://bit.ly/HGkTP
I should just flat out refuse to work with windows
Sushi conveyor belt! Such a fun place to eat. http://twitpic.com/8vihi
Um. Firefox 3.5's tail is hairier! look at the icon.
@silicongirl happy birthday ;)
About to debianize another server. I'd use the word "exorcize" had the server been preinstalled with Windows.
Yeah I'm a sucker for corny love stories with happy endings!
How the hell does a genius like Kerry Conran drop off the face of the earth while the Wayans brothers keep churning out crap?
Mexico's president says Michael Jackson died from drug abuse. So, let's support for this man who saved the world from Swine Flu. </sarcasm>
Arthur Fonzarelli's got an army of clones! ROFL!
@silicongirl gracias ;) suerte también (ni la necesitas)
Most exam settings are designed to make the applicant nervous. I know I was! Maybe because I didn't know what the hell I was doing!
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett dead on the same day. Coincidence?
People shitting in a public bathroom without closing the stall's door! WTF?
Slam dunk. Tossing paper balls on the trash can - is so fun.
OK, inobtrusive javascript just impressed the hell out of me.
Well, yeah. I misread #iranelection for #ironerection. OMFG, viagra peddlers have overrun twitter!
#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/K1ErD
I can tell the time by the noise coming from outside. Speeding cars: 2 AM. Cargo trucks: 5 AM. Birds chirping: 6 AM. Horns blaring: 7:30 AM.
@El_Chaco_Veloz muestrale este video http://bit.ly/iAsXV
the "I don't want to upgrade because I can mess something up" mantra can only get you so far. I upgraded and the system is now hosed ;)
Shrieking blasts of ultrasound. Cool.
Juggling 3 password encryption algorithms.
"coléit_anderscár_bakáp" jaja
Encontré unos colombianos que hablan más ñero que cualquier tepiteño
Fuck! SQL should never be read as "Sequel"!!! DO you read "TRD" as "turd"? NO! so why the hell SQL = Sequel???? argh.
Ah finally a trending topic I can relate with: #dontyouhate FRIDAYS????
FUCKING ASSHOLES GET THIS THROUGH YOUR STUPID FUCKING HEAD: "IT'S NOT WORKING" IS NOT A GOOD PROBLEM DESCRIPTION; I CAN'T FUCKING HELP YOU.
@El_Chaco_Veloz Achis.. pos si no con vim, con qué otra cosa se programa? :-O
I will now have to explain to him the finer points of X11 and networked windowing architectures. Well, it's a friday after all...
Why do I have to explain a TEACHER that he can't run a graphical program from SSH session and expect it to magically appear on his screen?
What do you think about Apache JMeter? I think it's too byzantine.
@pablommm good luck on monday :)
Having a blast checking .bash_history for a wannabe hacker who really had no clue.
National "deal with assholes" day. Whee. Not.
Installing Mocha. Now that this system has to interact with the real world extensively, mocking/stubbing makes a lot of sense.
Hey ! don't forget! today is #WoofWednesday ! http://bit.ly/TQPCt
Manually blacklisting a spammer: it's so futile yet so satisfying.
Corn dog night! And the deep fryer just had an oil change. Sounds yum.