Watching log files scroll by - strangely soothing. Unless I spot a problem - then it's mass hysteria.
We have an exam this afternoon. Tweeting results in real-time as people finish the exam would be too mean. Wouldn't it? >:)
Internet Explorer, slowest damn browser ever - even it it's just for games. http://bit.ly/bxNexZ
Hi all, its Fuck You Microsoft Excel friday.
Excel sucks so much. If the format is called CSV (Comma Separated Values) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DELIMITING FIELDS WITH SEMICOLONS?
Damn keyboard. Makes me type all funny and I find myself putting accents on consonants: ń
My $ prediction for the iPad was spot-on. For the low-end, no-3G model. In all fairness, my first iPod cost about $400 anyway...
Flash - an abomination meant to enable Adobe's main customers (designers) to "design for the web" without really knowing how to do it.
Drupal: is it really *that* hard to just include a fucking image in an article?
Damn users. It's the last time I offer to help one organize their e-mail folders. Ended up being blamed for THEIR stupidity.
@silicongirl Nope, they don't care. BTW it just happened. some idiot DID send his login/password and my server was spewing spam. I Fixed it.
@El_Chaco_Veloz les piden login/password del mail de aquí. Los usan para mandar spam desde mi server :( y los usuarios caen!
Trying to save my users from phishers. Again.
Yeah, it's 95% full, but it still has 7 GB left. It's a lot of free space if you think in absolute terms...
My email users are idiots. They should just go and use the hotmail shit they love so much.
I'm Iron Man! yeah, honest - see, I'm ironing a shirt.
@El_Chaco_Veloz te acuerdas del Nopal, era un escuinclito cuando lo conocimos? http://aspuru.chem.harvard.edu/
Just received a file with words separated by asterisks. People have something against spaces now? They just get more absurd every day.
Tacos de canasta. *BURP*
Dealing with someone who doesn't grasp the concept of alphabetical ordering. Now I know all is lost. Sigh
@El_Chaco_Veloz según el número. http://bit.ly/64WIcJ
Someone just asked about the "Morcilla" browser. I want to cry but I'll laugh instead.
#WoofWednesday great danes are so dorky! http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/01/20/funny-dog-pictures-step-over/
@El_Chaco_Veloz me doy cuenta, </sarcasmo> no te agüites jeje
@El_Chaco_Veloz los últimos 3 años: es que apenas hace 3 meses hay iTunes acá ;)
@silicongirl good luck ;)
Love it when users "report" a problem they had a week ago. My first reaction is to panic, then I remember 1) I solved it, 2) they're morons.
The bank is giving me a credit card and I will pay no fees until the second year. Too bad I'm cancelling it before that MUAHAHAH
"there was an unavoidable problem with your search" - the way people phrase error messages can be quite amusing.
"play often proceeds for minutes without interruption". And they sound so surprised when they say it. Yes, it's hockey, not football.
"the government allowed onionization" WTF. Often life is much funnier if you misread things.
The new 16-GB monster should accomodate the memory-hungry virtual server just fine.
just ran into the computer equivalent of someone who bought a car without knowing how to drive.
En la basilica - y no exploté en llamas al entrar ;) http://twitpic.com/yiljt
People struggling with English reading comprehension seem quite bizarre to me. I guess I'd look like they do if I tried to read in Russian.
He's called an "electrician", not an "electric". Ay, people.
New 16-core, 16-GB RAM, quad-power-supply, 4U rackmount puppy just arrived.
The car: new shocks, brake pads, battery and replaced a noisy ball bearing. Got washed too. A classy ride once again.
Thought users forgetting their passwords were bad? I just had one who forgot her email address altogether. Like forgetting where you live.
The meaning humans assign to unnatural cycles of time (months, weeks, hours) is arbitrary but powerful.
RT @El_Chaco_veloz Gran articulo sobre "disenadores". http://bit.ly/5RGghw
Empresas, la mejor manera de dar una imagen poco profesional es DEJAR EL JODIDO BUZÓN TELMEX EN TU LINEA QUE SIEMPRE ESTÁ OCUPADA
Nice to see webmail providers reinventing Pine: "use keyboard shortcuts", "zip through your emails". 1989 called.
#WoofWednesday an earthquake-sensing dog http://dogblog.dogster.com/2010/01/13/video-dog-senses-earthquake-before-humans/
Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers from @oatmeal
All cars are pieces of junk waiting to happen.
The sad "sorry to see you go" emails my registrar sent when I transferred domains away from them almost made me reconsider. ALMOST >:)
Extreme tin foil hatting.
And people think I'm a mess with passwords. At least I remember them.
Pig's hands, yuk. You can actually see the bones. http://twitpic.com/xfexc