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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 13 17:12:56 +0000 2009

Roll-up windows have always mesmerized me, even though they're completely useless.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 13 17:03:56 +0000 2009

Yeah: "it's 20% less bad". We have a national holiday next week.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 13 16:17:20 +0000 2009

Go to www.google.com and type "is there" in the search box. Don't press Enter. Look at the first result on the suggestion list.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 13 15:33:12 +0000 2009

Welcome to Friday the 13th! Since it's Follow Friday you might want to do a twitter search for "Jason Voorhees" and follow him! HAHAHA

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 13 00:23:09 +0000 2009

I ate too much today. *BURP*

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 12 23:38:45 +0000 2009

@silicongirl lucky you ;) enjoy!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 12 19:35:48 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz Seguro ni bajó de la nave porque la secuestran :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 12 19:25:21 +0000 2009

V: so, did Anna wear a China Poblana traditional outfit when she spoke with the Mexican authorities re: diplomatic relations?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 12 15:59:57 +0000 2009

Just sent a strongly-worded email to the idiots at Yahoo! who are hosting a phisher's e-mail address and refuse to do anything about it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 12 01:51:52 +0000 2009

Daily visit to the drugstore. Today's special: metoclopramide for intravenous use.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 11 20:44:10 +0000 2009

Being root is like being god: I can do anything, but I'll only do what I damn well please. Your prayers to me might or might not work.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 11 17:01:25 +0000 2009

Upright smilies: another example of humans twisting reality instead of adjusting their point of view U_U >_< o_O

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 11 16:40:16 +0000 2009

This slightly chilly weather really agrees with me - I wish I'd remembered to bring my scarf, though.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 11 00:25:10 +0000 2009

Why does wikipedia have a picture of someone's puke on the sidewalk? http://bit.ly/89B7N

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 11 00:21:39 +0000 2009

For some unfathomable reason, there's a 2-foot steel bar in my office.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 23:51:12 +0000 2009

@pablommm WTF :) worst translation ever.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 19:37:14 +0000 2009

@silicongirl They weren't that feeble, she was really going for it!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 19:06:33 +0000 2009

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." - Donald Knuth

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 17:39:47 +0000 2009

Ah, Prokofiev. I prefer his mainstreamness to Stravinsky's strangeness. Not to say I don't like Stravinsky.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 16:30:32 +0000 2009

We have a TV backlog of about a week and a half. That's ok, as long as I don't run out of storage space we'll get to watching all this.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 12:34:22 +0000 2009

I don't have a baby but I do have some formula and damn, it tastes awful. Poor babies. Do whatever it takes NOT to feed this crap to yer kid

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 01:58:45 +0000 2009

Yelling and insults- Yes, I mean YOU, 90% of the drivers in Mexico City.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 01:58:19 +0000 2009

Being extra-polite on an e-mail I'm sending. Some people behave better if you're nice to them. Others only understand yelling and insults.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 01:50:22 +0000 2009

I'm such a compulsive "empty the trash after you've deleted the files" person that the file trashcan is effectively useless for me.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 10 00:41:53 +0000 2009

A window manager you can control with VIM keystrokes? whee?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 09 15:46:02 +0000 2009

@silicongirl yuk?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 09 15:42:42 +0000 2009

I hope my day doesn't get murdered by a fucking 3-hour meeting like it was on Friday. Win: I got my iPhone back- can play during meetings.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 08 05:44:18 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz mi Mac también tiene Ubuntu :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 08 05:22:57 +0000 2009

I got my new iPhone, after a week, I was already going through withdrawal. Browsing while taking a dump = priceless.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 06 17:42:05 +0000 2009

If there's a complex problem to solve, do you create a tool that's just as complex, or do you simplify both the tool and the problem?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 05 23:38:34 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz no hay ya baseball, terminó la serie mundial. PERO siempre puedes contar con algún idiota en FOX que decida no pasar Fringe.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 05 16:33:18 +0000 2009

Using a maximized browser on a screen this big (19" widescreen) is practically an insult. Yet people insist on doing it...

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 05 14:58:26 +0000 2009

My complaint about my current (loaner) phone is a pretty stupid one: you can only use it to text and talk.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 04 00:14:53 +0000 2009

Now that I think of it, Twitter was the last thing I was an early adopter of.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 03 23:31:51 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz Que coraje nos va a dar cuando ABC le quite a Fox los derechos de transmisión de MLB ;) (afectados: Lost, FlashForward, V)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 03 16:40:06 +0000 2009

Don't the fuck act all surprised with me, I've been telling them to make the damn payment with time to spare, SINCE FUCKING SEPTEMBER.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 03 16:38:24 +0000 2009

I WARNED them to make a domain payment no later than October 24, so WHY DIDN'T THEY PAY UNTIL NOVEMBER 3? Some problems I can't solve.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 02 19:53:25 +0000 2009

My iphone fell on a concrete floor and while I watched the screen start dying all I could say was FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 30 23:49:18 +0000 2009

About the only damn thing the stupid Windows key is good for: http://ragethread.org/images/1238800830018.jpg.jpeg

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 30 18:03:26 +0000 2009

Iphone did a cylon and died, is now being resurrected.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 30 17:27:38 +0000 2009

my infernal self.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 30 01:45:29 +0000 2009

AHA! Switching to daylight savings time is proven to increase number of heart attacks; going back to standard time is proven to reduce them.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 30 00:53:11 +0000 2009

My first time using the Brasero CD burning software - not bad.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 29 23:10:05 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz OK tienes razón! pero nada de twitear el resultado :P asi ya no tiene chiste verlo :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 29 23:07:03 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz No te pierdes de nada, lo pasan el prox jueves :P En cambio yo no podré ver el partido :(

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 29 23:03:40 +0000 2009

@El_Chaco_Veloz no te metas con el beis :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 29 18:09:27 +0000 2009

Upgrading my box to Karmic Koala. I'd cross my fingers, but this is not Win-fucking-dows, so I foresee no problems.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 28 17:29:56 +0000 2009

I almost felt bad for telling the bank leech off. However, I bet she didn't feel the least bit bad about trying to take my money.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 28 17:27:45 +0000 2009

Fucking banks are leeches of my money, almost looks like I'm the one doing them a favor.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 28 16:20:48 +0000 2009

#WoofWednesday and the gravity-defying puppy http://i.imgur.com/wfXPO.jpg

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