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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 13 14:41:56 +0000 2009

I just realized that a functionality we depend on with our assessment software is actually enabled by a bug. I hope they don't fix it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 13 14:34:55 +0000 2009

WHEE, I'm going to preorder my Zune HD and ditch the iPod!!!!! ... .NOT.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 12 16:43:21 +0000 2009

Last 2 times I remember Mexico being a trending topic: swine flu and soccer match. Poor country.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 12 16:19:55 +0000 2009

Hey! #WoofWednesday. This little rascal is up for adoption: http://tinyurl.com/lzxpvu He's cute and friendly.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 12 14:53:47 +0000 2009

"Computers are racist because whites and chinese make them too hard to use. They should be easy, like TV". http://bit.ly/PZBTQ

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 12 14:50:59 +0000 2009

@silicongirl ¡¡QUÉ ÑÁÑARAS!!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 11 18:34:35 +0000 2009

My solution to the problem with this system sucked. Luckily, my solution to the solution worked just fine.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 09 20:39:10 +0000 2009

Just dosed a flea-ridden dog with Frontline. It's amazing: 30 minutes and you can actually watch them dying. I highly recommend it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 09 17:37:53 +0000 2009

@silicongirl Xwo'ñkt. Aka the unpronounceable.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 05 20:23:09 +0000 2009

@silicongirl #WoofWednesday me!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 05 18:23:03 +0000 2009

Hey all happy #WoofWednesday!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 05 17:32:47 +0000 2009

it's fun when I google Windows Index Server's process name (cidaemon.exe) and the first link is exactly my problem: "high CPU usage".

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 05 15:06:26 +0000 2009

I fucking hate Windows. There. Hadn't said that in a long time.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 04 15:10:11 +0000 2009

"Word is the new typewriter" - http://bit.ly/iWZiw

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 03 16:57:13 +0000 2009

@pablommm good luck on the interview ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 03 16:56:59 +0000 2009

BEST X-Ray EVER. http://bit.ly/lz7fX

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 03 14:17:10 +0000 2009

Accounting is the perversion of math through law.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 02 19:57:03 +0000 2009

Whee a doggie merry-go-round!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 02 13:41:43 +0000 2009

The eternal struggle between good bacteria and evil bacteria.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Aug 02 01:07:21 +0000 2009

"mejor miéntamela" - una expresión de desacuerdo que debe usarse con mucho cuidado

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 31 17:17:15 +0000 2009

Eek, Microsoft's evil Ribbon interface to come to OpenOffice.org in November. Puagh.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 30 03:13:45 +0000 2009

@pablommm vista? WTF :( downgrade to xp or wait till October and get windows 7 :p

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 29 17:58:30 +0000 2009

"Traffic jamming risk is lowest when about 40 percent of people drive like jerks." http://bit.ly/6lMyP.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 29 17:28:22 +0000 2009

Top 5 reasons to use Firefox 3.5. In iambic pentameter. Amazing. http://www.bash.org/?895141

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 29 16:45:31 +0000 2009

So, are you in a first-person basis with the 80's?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 29 15:38:08 +0000 2009

#WoofWednesday! I have no dog pics to post, though!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 29 15:35:25 +0000 2009

Shoot, a power supply just croaked. Replacement will cost US $250. I'm glad I'm not the one who pays for it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 27 15:16:20 +0000 2009

@pablommm we liked how season 3 of Dexter got solved. Watch until the end. Season 4 premieres in September and looks promising!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 27 01:43:21 +0000 2009

Shit, I'm not even back to work yet and I'm already all tense again.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 27 00:35:15 +0000 2009

I was told I was negative and tended to exaggerate. My reply? "*NO*, and I've already told you that 150 million times."

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 26 16:38:17 +0000 2009

Tv reporting on a contest: "the 22-year old winner surpassed all other contestants". Duh? Definition fail? Redundancy win? Air time filling?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 26 15:24:55 +0000 2009

Customer support guys from cell phone company. So useless, I prefer talking to their hideous prerecorded messages instead.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 26 01:39:12 +0000 2009

I don't use a spell checker. I prefer to make my own mistakes ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 24 22:43:42 +0000 2009

"I took your little plan and turned it on itself". I got these procedure-oriented, waterfally developers doing shotgun debugging. LOL!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 24 22:31:47 +0000 2009

OK, so Java wasn't to blame. They were, and for the usual reason: THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 24 22:02:11 +0000 2009

Whee, Java and Ruby generate the exact same XML SOAP message, the one from Java fails. Talk about a jinxed, failed language / platform.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 24 21:09:18 +0000 2009

Watching java coders working. It's like watching a couple of whales crushing a kitten and then getting blasted to bits by evil aliens.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 23 23:54:04 +0000 2009

Mexico Microbus WIN!!!! what these motherfuckers deserve. http://twitpic.com/bdx7x

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 23 23:31:40 +0000 2009

Useless talent: I can write upside down. I mean, the writing is upside down. Tho I guess I could write while hanging upside down, too.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 22 19:53:11 +0000 2009

Watching these people using the command line is like watching a rhinoceros trying to walk the tightrope.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 22 19:48:42 +0000 2009

Fucking point & clickers. Learn to use your damn computers. You call yourselves IT professionals, don't you?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 21 17:53:43 +0000 2009

Just discovered keyboard shortcuts in GMail. As a former Pine addict I can see myself becoming used to this.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 17 20:04:09 +0000 2009

It's rare for mexican mass media to carry news that bring a smile to my face. Opossum rescued in Mexico City. http://bit.ly/14nHth

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 17 04:29:58 +0000 2009

It takes a dog to show you how valuable a fart can be.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 22:32:52 +0000 2009

Hey! happy #WoofWednesday to all!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 15 20:29:33 +0000 2009

I wonder which idiot decided to air reruns of The Nanny, in its awful Spanish dubbed version, exactly at meal time.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jul 11 18:22:07 +0000 2009

"beer is nutritious" - best excuse I've ever heard for getting drunk.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 10 16:09:05 +0000 2009

3-cheese panini, nuked out of existence. Use 20 seconds next time. http://twitpic.com/9wb4m

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 09 23:06:22 +0000 2009

Car wash fail. http://twitpic.com/9txyz

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 09 23:03:00 +0000 2009

The car is in fact so dirty, it won't be long before we can grow vegetables inside. Such a rich soil!

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