What's a raccoon doing on the tree outside the building? Probably waiting to do some mischief with the trash in the bags.

Thanks for saving me.

@silicongirl best of lucks for today. See ya tomorrow ;)

It's raining here too!

Doing laundry - a fail might mean I'll need to make a run to buy some underwear lol

IKEA lemmings unite!

@silicongirl hope you get better :(

Lugging a 12-kilo, 1.50m-tall sushi roll around town has got to be one of the craziest things i've ever done :)

Bureaucracy: you can tame it a bit but it can't be killed.

Sad fact, toilet paper at the mall bathroom is higher quality than the one at the hotel.

Having a vanilla latte and muffin breakfast. Muffins here are too creamy :-/

things have gone from possibly hopeless to certainly difficult. That's ok: once we're back together, difficult is doable. Monday win.

yummy tea and carrot muffin for breakfast (at noon - FAIL)

Mass transit is a wonderful when it works. 20-minute commutes sound great.

@silicongirl doing much better stomach-wise, thanks. Heart-wise, I'm not so sure...

FUCK YOU MEXICANA!!! We're going to get a refund for the ticket we didn't get to use; pretty small comfort when it's keeping us apart.

Everything works like clockwork here, except for my stomach. :P

Bureaucracy loops. Can't get a job without a NAS number, which requires an address, which I can't get without having a job.

On a one-way flight, bound north. And yep, leaving loved ones behind is the hardest part. Hopefully we'll be together again soon. ;)

@silicongirl yah unlike my (short) walk (no coffee) with ms. Trash Bag. Was ok ;)

#WoofWednesday Great Danes rule http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/08/18/funny-dog-pictures-fold-up-dog/

Banks suck!

@El_Chaco_Veloz ayyy no empezaban con 200.33? Y si, 172.16 son privadas = usuario menso jajaj

@El_Chaco_Veloz ups perdón, 172.16.0.0 a 172.31.255.255 son para redes privadas, el resto del rango 172.* es publico. Rfc1918 :(

@El_Chaco_Veloz aguas Chaco, la 127.* es localhost. La 172 es privada pero solo de 172.16.*.* a 172.20.*.* y el resto de 172 son públicas.

My stomach, a fucking disaster again ;$

So my xbox is in a box again :-/ that's ok though - have barely had time to Play lately.

@silicongirl you're welcome ;) glad I was helpful. Roadmaster: dragging people kicking and screaming into the 21st century since 1992.

Ever felt like this? http://dilbert.com/2010-08-07/

The interview: I think I blew it :( But all I did was be honest. After all, it's about taking a new direction ;)

"Hidalgo; la historia jamas contada". NO MAMES QUE HICIERON UNA PELÍCULA DE MIGUEL HIDALGO!!!! fail

Sensitive, just-filled tooth + ice cold movi theater drink = epic FAIL

The horror!! http://twitpic.com/2c6ucs

I'm not scared of heights. It's just flimsy ledges without rails or protection at the edge of bottomless pits that make me nervous.

PLEASE do this in your next meeting. http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-08-06/ waste of protein WIN.

@silicongirl 2500 is a nice number! now I'm aiming for 3000. Will have it done in about 6 months.

Fuck mexican airlines. A perfectly planned trip now turns into a potential mess.

#WoofWednesday karma's a bitch http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/08/03/funny-dog-pictures-karma/ (it's a GIF animation but well worth it)

People who walk around carrying 10 USB sticks amuse me. 2 are enough most of the time (assuming they have enough capacity).

Big ass building. http://twitpic.com/2bjayl

7:27 am. Time to walk the dogs. Btw, happy #WoofWednesday !

I hate people who use their inbox as an archiving system. I'm just migrating them to Maildir and letting them drown in their own crap.

Unemployed as of today. But I still have to work one more week. Or am I employed but unpaid? I don't know.

Slept like a baby - except for the part when I started choking on my own stomach acid. I survived, though.

Presumen que el operativo donde mataron a Nacho Coronel fue "de precisión". Entonces ¿todos los demás son de "imprecisión"? FAIL

There's something liberating about being able to give server passwords to a coworker. "Too much of a burden for me to carry alone" hahaha

I don't like fridays :(

Presumen que el operativo donde mataron a Nacho Coronel fue "de precisión". Entonces ¿todos los demás son de "imprecisión"? FAIL

How many apps in the App Store are just safari wrappers that simply download a publisher's web page and show it to you? stop the madness.

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/27/funny-dog-pictures-pre-captioned/

Going to the dentist without brushing your teeth is like going to the proctologist without wiping your ass :-|

I really don't tweet all that often :P

What a day. Woken up by a tiger dog. The word "shoo" has been uttered a few times. Been offered a payment I cant refuse. And it's only 9 am.

@Tonejito I once found a cat - she'd snook in the fridge while it was open. We found her 10 minutes later when I went to get something else.

Back online - smartphone without internet access was pretty useless.

Free of cell phone contract for the first time since 1997. It's actually kinda liberating. Prepaid win.

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/20/funny-dog-pictures-he-started-it-2/

Mathias: stitch-free and ready to run. <30 minutes later, at the park> the dog is panting its lungs out. Mission accomplished.

de-virusing a windows machine. hadn't done this in a while.

RT @danielpunkass: I think I finally figured out Facebook. It's where you write all the crap that you are afraid would be too boring for ...

43 ways your dog can ruin your day. http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/05/43-things-ruined-by-dogs.html

Talking while burping - an art only a select few have mastered.

Minutes after I tweet about dentists, teeth and pain, bondagevideos starts following me. Don't let anyone fool you, dentists are torture.

Sporting a couple of brand spanking new tooth fillings. Didn't hurt at all!

At the dentist. Oh the pain !

I've always thought OpenSolaris was a waste of time. Apparently Oracle agrees: http://bit.ly/9TIdls

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/13/funny-dog-pictures-to-the-litter-box/

Looks like my trusty Powershot A80's sensor is dying - lots of horizontal noise bands in artificially-lit pictures. Natural light is OK.

@silicongirl let them cavort ;)

The bow tie makes me look like a nutty professor. But a) THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! b) it would have been the fanciest tie in the room. :P

Getting ready for a Final Fantasy overdose

Finally got the xbox connected to the internet. What a mess; Leave it to Microsoft to make the process as painful as possible

The amount of crap people accumulate over the years is staggering. Also, when you get down to it, about 80% turns out to be just junk.

At the park, on snail rescue duty after the rain. http://twitpic.com/22ob0b

Wondering whether the other moviegoers hate me as much as I hate them. Sociopathy win ;)

Security barrier fail http://twitpic.com/21taxc

User trying to e-mail a 3-page, camera-ready, 40-MB PDF. Epic Fail. Someone needs to take lessons on information measurement.

Maximized browsers are absurd in today's screens.

There is no substitute ;)

Some days I do my best to get some work done, but people just don't let me!

#WoofWednesday Devil Dog http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/30/funny-dog-picture-yes-i-have-been/

Managed to burn half a pack of microwave popcorn. Yay.

This pro-java, anti-.net movie trailer is awesome, except for one thing: JAVA SUCKS TOO. http://bit.ly/bXj4Cj

@silicongirl a chair! amazing :P

Teachers' lounge - it's ok, classes are over anyway. Japan 0 - 0 Uruguay http://twitpic.com/20zxhb

"I'm trying to enjoy the vuvuzela concert and some prick keeps playing football" PURE GOLD

Incendio en la tradicional churrería El Moro http://bit.ly/bRUjpj

Why Dilbert doesn't fix people's computers http://dilbert.com/2010-06-27/

nasty monday traffic!

QUE GOLAZO! de Argentina, por supuesto jajajjaja

Saved from certain death by ninja dad.

A great reference to "don' t tase me bro" - http://su.pr/33QaP2

Tenencia México: "Precisa el sec. de Hacienda que la medida sólo es para impulsar la compra de autos nuevos". Acuérdense a la hora de votar.

Ticketing systems rock. Many organizations would benefit from using one. Mine included. HAHAH. </BOFH>

Yeah - even Apple's vaunted gorilla glass is no match for the Blendtec!

The iPhone 4 - will it blend? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLreo24WYeQ this one is really amusing, you won't regret watching it.

Cat who lost hind legs in harvester accident (!) gets "bionic feet" - http://bit.ly/9xJ6jf I actually know of a cat without front paws.

June 25th is Take your Dog to Work Day - http://www.takeyourdog.com/

spread your wings like a vulture in search of carrion. HHAAHAH.

triple doble ve (jajaaj)

"La Puerta de Alcalá" versión cumbia. Ya no hay respeto.

Farewell Nagual5 - good luck in your new home. (Just shipped a server to a new data center - I'm making too big a deal out of it!)

@silicongirl bling-bling win

maps.toogls.com - what the fuck is wrong with my typnig. <- see?

#WoofWednesday dog dislikes Linux. http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/22/funny-dog-pictures-well-2/

God Almighty - best action figure ever. http://failblog.org/2010/06/23/epic-fail-photos-product-fail-spree-3/

How to deal with vuvuzelas: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/22/funny-pictures-no-wayz/

Thanks to his brilliant "I am Canadian" speech, William Shatner being considered for next Governor General of Canada: http://bit.ly/9apMRP

iOS 4 : not worth it on the iPhone 3G. Hardly anything new.

Vicente Fernández on iTunes. Now I've seen it all.

Yeah - just look at their creepy, tiny selves. Birds are creepy! http://twitpic.com/1y5hqs

Birds are so creepy!

being a syntax checker: priceless.

I still dislike fridays.

"viva mexico cabrones" a trending topic again.

Fuck Mexican TV. world cup looks amazing in HD; why didn't we have this coverage during the winter olympics?

Kneel before z... GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

@El_Chaco_Veloz Te la cambio por el partido mex-fra en pantalla gigante :(

Putting some more pieces in place. *evil cackle*

Yoga does NOT make you invulnerable. http://failblog.org/2010/06/17/epic-fail-photos-yoga-fail/

Mexico might give a soccer surprise today: they're used to the vuvuzela noise, while the french will do nothing but complain.

@silicongirl 34 minutes late. But what can they do? FIRE YOU? hahaah

@silicongirl 1998: it can't call you cuz cell phone time is SO expensive.

BackupPC - saving the day once again

Mexico, a culture of noise: You know those vuvuzelas that everybody hates cuz "they're too noisy"? they're common in Mexican soccer matches.

"Site best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.0". What the fuck, I almost puked.

Attempt 3: I want a quick mission and they recommend I play campaign first. An endless movie I can't back out of. I now have to go to work.

Xbox, attempt 2: modern warfare 2. Wants me to apply an update before playing and whatnot. How do people even play with this thing?

xbox, attempt 1: Lego Indiana jones. Took 5 minutes to get where I could actually start playing the game. By then I already had to leave.

グレート・デーン (I have no idea what that means). #WoofWednesday.

#WoofWednesday and a great dane puppy. http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/14/funny-dog-pictures-iz-akshun-figger/

Rain + sun = fucking tropical weather.

Sitting on a bench at the airport. Whenever someone sits on the opposite end, my end goes up like a seesaw. Bunch of fatsos ;)

Ah, the wee hours of the morning. What the fuck.

RT @caBazan: La seleccion no entiende que el Futbol es como el sexo. Pueden jugar todo lo que quieran, pero lo imporante es meterla//a güebo

Increíble que "VIVA MEXICO CABRONES" sea trending topic.

@El_Chaco_Veloz yo estoy enojado porque mexico no perdió >:(

Flash 10.1: No H.264 acceleration on Mac. "Mac OS X does not expose access to the required APIs." There you go, Adobe whiny-boys.

I don't like diagrams :( doodles are better.

@silicongirl no idea, it was in one of the actual computer labs ;)

A miniature computer lab http://twitpic.com/1vlyln

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/08/funny-dog-pictures-okayz/

They wrote their system using the pdfcomplete evaluation license so all reports have a banner on them. Visual basic does rot your brain.

A guy using notepad to search and replace a string at the beginning of each line. How sad to realize he could be replaced by a regex.

Trophies taken from vanquished foes!! http://twitpic.com/1vap11

People's obsession with charts and diagrams ;-/

@silicongirl Hope they both (rain and bonus) are copious ;)

Plucked nose hairs, yuck.

Beethoven - The perfect companion for the boring, mindless, menial work I find myself performing right now.

@silicongirl " 'che caldo odioso " :-o no te gusta el caldo¿?¿?

@silicongirl I see one of these in your future. http://images.apple.com/iphone/gallery/images/gallery02-20100607.jpg

I said it before and I'll say it again: I'm weary of an OS which has as one of its major features a way to bombard me with ads.

Farmville on the iPhone? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Watch out, Reality Distortion Field being cast over the murky App Store approval/rejection process.

"brownios" - can't spell them but I can sure eat them ;)

KNEEL BEFORE Z... Why do I even try anymore?

Caturday is nigh!

YUCK! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cockroachcloseup.jpg

@El_Chaco_Veloz jaja la magna está en 8.04 el litro; la premium, arriba de $9. Cambian cada semana, a lo mejor me equivoco por centavos.

@silicongirl Tortilla beats being early ;)

@silicongirl soap: smells good, tastes horrible. Some delicacies like stinky french cheese are exactly the opposite ;)

User lost her most recent e-mails: turns out she'd pressed the "oldest mail first" button without realizing. And still swore it was my fault

@silicongirl resist the temptation! doesn't taste as good as it smells. :(

The truth about the Vulcan Salute http://twitpic.com/1tbzlw

@silicongirl Still beats my 0k run :P

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/01/funny-dog-pictures-2010-version/

Not stopping typing while sneezing - smeared screen.

The only reason why I sometimes choose pronounceable passwords is so I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING SPELL THEM. Guess I won't do it again.

Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues: http://bit.ly/99WUF6

RT @ma8a: ¿Que ayer encontraron restos humanos en el Angel? hasta cuando terminara la violencia!! :P

Actually "Top Kill" sounds like something you'd do on the Unix command line.

Prince of Persia classic/retro on the iPhone - so many deaths, so little time (glad they kept the game true to the 60-minute limit).

I'm rooting for the bull - http://failblog.org/2010/05/29/epic-fail-photos-image-search-fail/

Ladrón detenido con "cuchillo cebollero" - vaya armas. http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2010/05/31/index.php?section=capital&article=041n3cap

Sunday before 8:30 am, it's the best time for a quiet enjoyable walk. Alas, i didn't manage it :( *waking up at 9:30*

"what you talking about Willis?"

IP-to-Crazy-IP one-liner YOUR_IP_AS_A_STRING.split(/\./).map {|i| i.to_i.to_s(2).rjust(8,"0")}.join.to_i(2)

LionCat WTF http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/05/26/funny-pictures-little-off-da-top/

@silicongirl morning ;)

Leprechaun dog costume - http://www.costumecraze.com/DOG83.html

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/26/funny-dog-pictures-a-beech/

@El_Chaco_Veloz Doom II y la leyenda del "gabinene" jajjaaj

We humans make no sense #WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/24/funny-dog-pictures-confuzin-hoomins/

Aversion to vet #WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/24/funny-dog-pictures-pleez/

Ice cream for supper, olives for breakfast. Wonder what lunch and dinner will have in store for me.

#WoofWednesday why a dog that can play "fetch" rocks so much: http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/25/funny-dog-pictures-he-expects-us/

"facebook es ideal para mantenerte en contacto con los pedantes fracasados que activamente has evitado durante todos estos años" Anon. RT

Unreliable progress bars suck. Might as well tell me "it'll be done when it's done".

@silicongirl I see a lot of leprechaun in him. Not so sure about the boa bit.

Happy towel day ;) http://www.towelday.org/

Google's Pac-Man stunt generated losses worth 120 million dollars: 4.8 million man-hours. http://bit.ly/c5OR7P

RT @dariuus: Me impresiona qué inteligente esa estrategia de Aguirre de hacer parecer que México trae un equipucho. Seguro todos se la c ...

You don't ask how to "reverse-engineer" something. If you can't do it by yourself, you shouldn't even attempt it.

Anointed with drool. Ah the wonderful world of dogs!

AH, CentOS. About the only good thing I can say about it is, at least they're not using Windows.

@Tonejito must be "Microsoft minutes" - remnants of the "unholy alliance" of 1997. They were in the contract!

PacMan 30th Anniversary - We've had reports from concerned users: "My PC has a virus! a game appears!" - when entering google.com :) :)

crank your volume up and then enter this page (SFW): http://www.kessels.com/catsounds/index.html

Someone just suggested we install MySQL for Windows, under Linux, using Wine and Samba. WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK PHP 5.3!!!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

RT @cape: http://bit.ly/aXVUoW - awesome video on what motivates people at work (via @robinklein)

Gotta love the latest excuse people use to litter in the park: "it's biodegradable". FAIL

MySQL installation videoconference later today - will be like watching snails wrestling -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA5gOaCQ6SI

http://bancomer.com . One of Mexico's largest banks. Go ahead, click on that URL and see what comes up. *FAIL*

The average user: http://dilbert.com/2010-05-20

"Herding cats" - it CAN be done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

Fuck it - I'm giving up on Blackberry development. 90% of the time is spent reimplementing *essential* classes that are not present in J2ME.

Why the fuck does the Blackberry API have a "BodyPart" method? what the fuck. Had forgotten what a pain in the ass Berry programming is.

#WoofWednesday - for dog lovers and Trekkers alike http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/18/funny-dog-pictures-excuse-me/

@silicongirl best of lucks with the holy Niño ;)

My desk phone crashed - is it running Windows?

That's what I'm talking about: a site with an embedded Flash clock that refreshes. Every. Second. WHY THE FUCK?

The more I look at Fedora, the happier I am about having migrated to Debian.

Tuned to two different radio stations during the day. Both happened to be playing Tchaikovsky's Capriccio Italien. Amazing!

Differences between Solaris "up 6 day(s)" and Linux "up 77 days": Solaris programmers were TOO LAZY to add a 1-line pluralization check.

STOP using the word "rich" to describe Flash websites. Unless by "rich" you mean "akin to wading through molasses while being stung by bees"

@silicongirl Maybe they were aiming for that "never lived in" look? Not the colonial, cozy town I remember...

"I thought the administrator had more power than that". Well, i thought you knew how one-way hashes work, asshole. And you're the teacher...

@silicongirl late = but it's for a good cause :P

@silicongirl 18k congrats :)

@silicongirl Sundays are nice :P

The ability to ignore SMS from certain senders (looking at you TELCEL) would be a killer feature in any cell phone.

Someone at the office is listening to Juan Gabriel :( "QUERIDAAAAAA!!!"

@silicongirl I hate Fridays :-/

Disappointed - spent 2 days upgrading sendmail / configuring antivirus. nobody uses it (i.e. we haven't been sent any viruses). snif.

I enjoy scaring users. It's not bad, I usually solve their problems anyway.

Exactly how I feel when using Windows. http://dilbert.com/2010-05-14

simple RBL spam filter has killed over 37,000 spam in the last 2 months. It's still not enough :(

@silicongirl inventories are fun :P

I have nothing but hatred for people who insist on using their e-mail inbox as an archiving space.

Someone has a ringtone from Rimsky-Korsakov's Scheherazade. Sadly, it's likely they don't know and just chose it because it "sounds pretty".

Slowaris box should be put out of its (and my) misery. Instead I'm dragging it kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

Just ran Netscape 4.78 on the solaris server, display sent to my Linux box. That shit is ancient, can't render any sites.

@silicongirl Domo arigato mr. Coyoto?

After 7 years, finally discovered rsync's --partial option. Would have saved me so much time.

Top Google suggestion if you type "How can I k" -> "HOW CAN I KILL MY BABY?" (was looking for a way to keep cockroaches out of kitchen)

People's descriptive capabilities suck: that's why it's often faster to ask for a screenshot to see where they screwed up.

@silicongirl Work can wait - the run can't :P

I'm all thumbs today - can't type correctly.

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/11/funny-dog-pictures-hot-feet/

Why catch an exception and then do nothing but print the stack trace? Java fail.

someone is screaming passwords to someone else on the phone. *writing password down*. Might come in handy sometime ;)

EvilZune: Welcome to the Antisocial :P

ZOMFG I wrotZOMFG I wrote a (short) Java program and it compiled without errors! WHEE.

ffmpeg is pretty worthless unless you get all the libraries and compile from source. *no mp3 encoder in Ubuntu - FLV FAIL*

Our video server had had an audio sync problem since 2007. I never really did anything about it. Finally fixed it today! whee.

I hate people who make us work, then don't use our product/service for a year.

"Your account has been confirmed, thank you" - FAIL. "Account confirmed, Yay! " - WIN

"We're going to try and make the best tools in the world for HTML5." - Adobe's Kevin Lynch. That wasn't so hard, was it? can we move on now?

Hm. OpenOffice now sports a nasty Oracle logo. WTF.

What the fuck - a user comes and explicitly says that all he wants is for ME to read the software's manual and tell him how to do stuff.

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/03/funny-dog-pictures-they-told-me/

Nieva en la Portales: http://www.jornada.unam.mx/ultimas/2010/05/05/vuelca-camion-con-tres-toneladas-de-hielo-en-la-colonia-portales-del-df

Chale ya celebran mas el cinco de mayo en el gabacho que en mexico :-/ jajajajaj

If Windows were a car it would have crashed already. Oh, wait... never mind.

T-800 terminator - so cute. http://bit.ly/asFCvx

twitter desktop integration - is it good? fun? no idea

His last words: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...! http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-04.html

"the keyboard is only used for the occasional shortcut or actual typing" - this is why most people are so slow on the computer. Mouse fail.

@silicongirl watch your head ;)

Entire week just went to hell: a progress report for the last 6 months is due on friday, and they just told us today.

2 GB video file was crunched down to 30 MB. Sounds like much, but the original was just raw data. It's just a 5-minute video. People!

@silicongirl yah all those beds and I bet you those two would be on the same one, poking each other's eyes.

@pablommm most content isn't filmed at 120 fps. To render 120 times per second the TV has to repeat some frames. Looks weird.

@pablommm lots of comfy beds to try ;)

I like to sleep. This place is like a sleeper's dream come true. http://twitpic.com/1kesoj

Shit those 120hz LCD TVs make me want to throw up. *dizziness fail*

Beautiful quevedo avenue turned into a littering ground by some wannabe artists who produce "art" from garbage. FAIL

It's #caturday! Post some cats!

"1600 prestadores de servicios social tiene". Obviamente Yoda es editor en jefe del reforma, ese orgullo del periodismo nacional.

Compiling sendmail on solaris: quite a feat.

HAN SHOT FIRST! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YbFnkZwZk

The truth about tech support: http://dilbert.com/2010-04-30

No Flash on the iPhone: http://bit.ly/aUhvto

Deploying a Rails app - pure joy.

Me caga la gente que dice que el software o la computadora se "inhibió". O que "cometió un grave error". LEAN BIEN LA CHINGADA PANTALLA.

RT @MACricio: TOMALA Adobe!!!!! pensamientos sobre Flash, del escritorio de Steve Jobs para ti con mucho afecto. http://bit.ly/9Lt9wD

@silicongirl hmm also "emails aren't tweets" :)

@silicongirl eres bastante influyente ;)

At this rate I'll fill up my GMail quota in ... 39 years. I guess I shouldn't worry about it just yet :)

"The Mythical Man-Month" summed up in 3 panels. Brilliant, as usual. http://dilbert.com/2010-04-29

2 people held hostage after failed robbery at pawnshop. Mexico City - closer to the movies every day!http://bit.ly/9ZA13p

Hewlett Packard buys Palm! didn't see that one coming. Glad Palm's still alive in one form or another.

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/04/28/funny-dog-pictures-i-graduated/

Darth Vader never laughs.

Facebook transcodes video for iPad instead of leaving its users in "you have no Flash" limbo. http://bit.ly/987FBw Flash is evil.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! what the fuck.

The difference between cats and dogs: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/27/funny-pictures-come-yu-git-a-box-tu/ :P

Pitiful Earthlings, What Can Save You Now?

Sure seems like a lot of work and suffering to get a picture of your ass accepted on Wikipedia : http://bit.ly/nJ2iC

@Tonejito sustancia o substancia? oscuro u obscuro? estadounidense o estadunidense? cuestión de enfoques :P (ambos son correctos).

Gen. Petraeus, says sitting through PowerPoint briefings is “just agony". Tough general can't handle it, so why should we civilians do it?

Exorcist lolcat: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/25/funny-pictures-me-whateveh-fred/

Apple vs. Adobe: If you want porn and Flash, get an Android phone. See how the two go hand-in-hand? LOL.

Today's botched McAfee update probably hosed more PCs than viruses do. With friends like those, you'd be better off running Linux.

Estaba un día el Santos barnizando un cerote... http://www.crya.unam.mx/~g.gomez/santos/cerote.htm

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/biOxHa

@silicongirl coffee and a run make everything better. Even being a bit late for work :P

Why e-mail attachments suck : http://dilbert.com/2010-04-21

@pablommm LOL :P

@pablommm dunno, what? :P

@silicongirl I don't think it was a bite. I just hope it's not some nasty fungus! *yuck*

damn, my right pinky toe itches. *scratching*

@silicongirl the last straw was when the software happily let us configure 5 teams when it only supports 3. Two weeks' work down the toilet.

I'm sick of this piece-of-shit $50,000 simulator that's not worth the fucking CD it was delivered in. Buggy, defective, and runs on windows.

this is it = dizzy zit. Homophone win.

Systems Administration teachers forgetting their passwords. I'm not surprised... just disappointed.

Left a bottle of lemonade at the office for the weekend. Now it has a slimy film at the bottom. Fungi, bacteria, I don't know.

At the kitchen appliances and utensils section. Get me out of here before I max out the credit card! I'm such a sucker for kitchenware.

Life's always a bit better when you're riding a bicycle.

Damn, I cut myself again. Now sporting a Mucha Lucha band aid.

Mission statements suck. Unless it's built according to this advice http://j.mp/bWuYWC it's probably pointless babble.

I hate this asshole who doesn't get straight to the point, wastes my time and wants me to do his work.

Shit, guess I should have read the end-of-life announcement for ClamAV 0.94 :)

Amazon: if you know I'm using Firefox, then you also know I'm using Linux. So fuck off and stop suggesting I try "Internet Explorer 8".

"You could try homeopathy to fix your irrational belief in things that have no scientific basis" - http://bit.ly/bhBVX5

Usernames with spaces are evil. Don't fucking do it.

El RENAPO acaba de agregar CAPTCHA al sistema de consulta de la CURP - ¿quién se las estaba robando para registrar celulares?

Ipad: US $499. Happy cat: Priceless. http://bit.ly/98tzhT

"Cualquier servicio no puede ser usado para..." ¿Por qué no ponen "ningún servicio puede ser usado para"? carajo aprendan español :(

Who says university jobs aren't risky? http://twitpic.com/1fsm2p

How to print from an iPad. It's so simple! http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/15/ipad-printing-solved/

@silicongirl @pablommm was that a tweetpee?

If Adobe is THAT pissed at Apple, they could withhold CS5 for Mac OS X. Massive designer migration to Windows. But they don't have the guts.

Fuck windows and its auto-fucking-Matic upgrade and reboot crap. Damn server rebooted without warning 2 minutes before a critical process.

Failure puppet -> http://bit.ly/jGUFI

"back in simpler times OS/2 was super badass. Both of the guys who ran it were hard core." I was one of them :P

El Windows, aunque sea Win7, Windows se queda :-/

Bacon tuxedo FTW: http://failblog.org/2010/04/14/epic-fail-photos-formalwear-fail/

#WoofWednesday and a puppy for you. http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/04/13/funny-dog-pictures-yes-yes/

@pablommm #hashtagspendejos jeje :P

@MACricio Yo quiero una macbook de 13" con Core i5 :( pero no hay :(

Windows really struggles with being an operating system. Maybe all it wanted to be was a file loader.

Calling MySQL "my sequel" is absurd. Sounds like you have a mini-me.

41% of tweets are pointless babble?

Tuesday the 13th? lol.

@silicongirl half marathon for the Win!!

Men with long fingernails creep me out.

Chief of Mexico City's anti-kidnaping task-force was kidnapped a week ago? EPIC FAIL.

Network sherpa - his job is to haul his clients up LAN Mountain and deposit them kicking and screaming at the summit. http://bit.ly/dqBWjD

Kudos to the teacher who went on a trip - while he was supposed to apply some exams.

It's monday after all. Nothing good to be expected from this hellish day.

6:15 am, lero lero :P

Every time you watch a YouTube video, a tree dies (it's true; the extra CPU load from Flash consumes power and kills trees).

ohnoes, firefox has crashed: http://bit.ly/as0fUN

Using Hotmail in any form feels like holding your breath inside a hornet's nest - not nice.

@yacaFx Muchas felicidades mi estimado. Mucha suerte! Tenle paciencia al juez, luego son medio colgaditos :P

I decided WINs are better than FAILs. Carpooling WIN. http://failblog.org/2010/04/08/epic-fail-videos-carpooling-win/

Off to buy 70 pounds of dog food.

I've multitasked on machines 10 times slower than the iPhone 3G, so don't give me that "the hardware doesn't support it" crap.

Steve: "If that's an incentive for them to upgrade to a new device... terrific." - Go to hell. I don't want to upgrade :P

Do Windows, Mac OS, Linux, have a freaking AD DELIVERY FRAMEWORK BUILT IN? Death to ads!

@MACricio QUE CHINGUE A SU /&·$%!/· el !/%$"!% comprar fon nuevo cada 2 meses, de puro pinche coraje me voy a comprar un Windows Phone 7 :P

No multitasking on the iPhone 3G - FUCK YOU STEVE!!!!

So, in exchange for multitasking, my iPhone is going to turn into a portable fucking billboard.

Piece of shit software- I had to debug its operation via database logs and packet sniffing. Why do people get away with selling this crap?

Using your login as the account's password is a VERY BAD IDEA.

The telephone - what a wonderful invention. I can call people instead of walking all the way to their offices!

DAMN WINDOWS FUCKING SUCKS. There, hadn't said that in a while.

How to generate 1.3 million die rolls per day: Dice-O-Matic http://gamesbyemail.com/News/DiceOMatic

@silicongirl a sleepy dog for you on this #WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/03/29/funny-dog-pictures-i-iz-having-a-sleep-ovur/

Trying to access PostgreSQL using SQL Manager "FOR SQL SERVER". Way to go, idiots. And these are our IT professionals...

@El_Chaco_Veloz Si ya se fueron hasta Italia, qué más da... total si los pescan en una narco-balacera a Edward no le pasa nada ;)

@El_Chaco_Veloz mejor de LA MOMIA! jaja.

@silicongirl Everything went well! *WIN*

McAffee Secure badge on a website reads "Tested Daily - 29 june". FAIL. They make Windows antivirus stuff, why trust your website to them?

NPI = No Poseo Información :P

@El_Chaco_Veloz ¿A poco no es chido saber que las compus te tienen miedo? :P

Just joined the ranks of people who absolutely have to take a pill prior to having a meal. *colitis FAIL*

@Tonejito I know the password so I'm just SSHing anywhere I see a port-22 open and hoping I'll get it. (J/K lol)

I hate forgetting a server's IP address. Also forgot to add it to the inventory system. *hunt for lost server*

*Burp* First my elbows dried up, now I'm getting colitis, at this rate next year I'll have a heart attack during hell week. *FAIL*

Easter week is over, and hell week looms in the horizon (it's next week, actually). 5 days of pure, unadulterated pandemonium.

Películas de semana santa fail :(

#WoofWednesday http://failblog.org/2010/03/29/dog-win/

RT @ma8a: Ya hasta Colosio registro su cel: http://www.elreportero.com.mx/2010/03/diputada-usa-curp-de-colosio-para-dar.html?utm_source= ...

The Big Bang machine in search of the God Particle - As long as we're being unscientific: it's operated by Mandrake and runs on fairy dust.

5-month-old pup steals a kid's sandwich right from his hand. Win.

I don't hate working, but I like NOT working ;) also, remember: it's only work if they force you to do it

"Adobe profits by making it easier for creatives to reach their audiences" - audiences can suck it and need to put up with Flash for this.

@MACricio ahora manejo como abuelita y aun así le arranque el espejo contra el zaguán de mi casa ;( FAIL

Ripped off the car's left mirror. Driving fail, i'm ashamed of myself.

People thinking that putting the phone on speaker and using it like a walkie talkie makes it somehow safer to use while driving. FAIL

pbzip2: this smp-aware implementation of bzip2 sounds interesting for the 16-core monster server.

bzip2 -v -v and let it scroll by while it compresses a 3-GB file. strangely soothing...

@silicongirl it's already 4 minutes after noon, you're in the clear :P

Open air orchestra - wonderful! http://twitpic.com/1b25en

@pablommm keyclicks are fun - let you know when the guy in the stall next to you is composing his "ode to shit". :P

Vertical markets are a wonderful thing - let you get away with selling lousy, buggy software for US $50k a pop.

@silicongirl son las horas del panzón ;)

*BURP* burping at the office WIN.

"Frog FAIL" - http://twlol.com/tw/?v7-39370 #lol #fail pobre ranita :(

@silicongirl Nice skies are the batteries of life :P

@El_Chaco_Veloz Tony Bennet orale ese si me late :P

@El_Chaco_Veloz Nomás te quiero cachar oyendo "Fly Away" a dueto con Luis Miguel :P

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-dog-pictures-tempt-beast.jpg

Wikipedia down, the world IS going to end! http://techblog.wikimedia.org/2010/03/global-outage-cooling-failure-and-dns/

@El_Chaco_Veloz si, e incluso los hacks que escribí en C para importar la base de datos del Renegade (se caía a pedazos y la salvamos!)

So they sold us this US$50,000 piece of software that doesn't work half the time. By that token, most software I write is worth millions.

#WoofWednesday do you know how your dog drinks water? http://bit.ly/ciUJWD

@El_Chaco_Veloz V solo será resumen? Ni me molesto en bajarlo entonces verdad? :-/

Just preordered Robert Sawyer's WWW: Watch. Comes out on April 6th and will be auto-delivered to my Kindle. No more waiting for new books!

RT @Tonejito: Are you still using #goto statement? http://tr.im/T1ov

A decaf latte with non-fat milk. Gayest thing on earth.i'm ashamed to be ordering it.

"I survived a subdural hematoma and all I got was this f**king t-shirt"

Me desespera la gente que abusa de los tres puntos... como esto... es como si nunca se decidieran a nada... o usted... ¿qué opina?...

@silicongirl just be well behaved :P

Always take that extra 10 seconds to thank people who help you, even if they're just doing their job. You'll make their day a lot nicer.

"MY CAR IS WORTH OVER HALF A MILLION!" well, mine is worth over one seventh of a million. As long as we're using arbitrary fractions...

Framesets are deprecated in HTML5! WOOOHOOO!

RT @silicongirl Can't stand people who quote like crazy. Get a brain of your own! - (does retweeting count as quoting?)

@El_Chaco_Veloz CHACO no estés tomando fotos cuando vas MANEJANDO :P

um.. vim ctrl-n completion breaks down when you have a 160-mb file open in the other buffer. :)

Windows Phone 7: That shit hurts my eyes! couldn't they at least have made it so the images actually fit the screen?

#WoofWednesday http://bit.ly/96bsMU

Dude: you take the systems analysis and design exam, you fail it 4 times, maybe it's time for you to rethink your career.