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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 28 14:16:18 +0000 2010

Going to the dentist without brushing your teeth is like going to the proctologist without wiping your ass :-|

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 27 16:58:35 +0000 2010

I really don't tweet all that often :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 23 13:46:53 +0000 2010

What a day. Woken up by a tiger dog. The word "shoo" has been uttered a few times. Been offered a payment I cant refuse. And it's only 9 am.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 23 01:39:36 +0000 2010

@Tonejito I once found a cat - she'd snook in the fridge while it was open. We found her 10 minutes later when I went to get something else.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 22 16:43:25 +0000 2010

Back online - smartphone without internet access was pretty useless.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 21 18:07:29 +0000 2010

Free of cell phone contract for the first time since 1997. It's actually kinda liberating. Prepaid win.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 21 15:17:49 +0000 2010

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/20/funny-dog-pictures-he-started-it-2/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 20 23:23:27 +0000 2010

Mathias: stitch-free and ready to run. <30 minutes later, at the park> the dog is panting its lungs out. Mission accomplished.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 20 18:52:21 +0000 2010

de-virusing a windows machine. hadn't done this in a while.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 20 14:12:47 +0000 2010

RT @danielpunkass: I think I finally figured out Facebook. It's where you write all the crap that you are afraid would be too boring for ...

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 19 16:44:37 +0000 2010

43 ways your dog can ruin your day. http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/05/43-things-ruined-by-dogs.html

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 18 16:23:54 +0000 2010

Talking while burping - an art only a select few have mastered.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 15 17:15:20 +0000 2010

Minutes after I tweet about dentists, teeth and pain, bondagevideos starts following me. Don't let anyone fool you, dentists are torture.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 15 15:21:33 +0000 2010

Sporting a couple of brand spanking new tooth fillings. Didn't hurt at all!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 15 14:03:26 +0000 2010

At the dentist. Oh the pain !

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 14 15:57:13 +0000 2010

I've always thought OpenSolaris was a waste of time. Apparently Oracle agrees: http://bit.ly/9TIdls

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 14 15:30:16 +0000 2010

#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/13/funny-dog-pictures-to-the-litter-box/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 13 16:38:31 +0000 2010

Looks like my trusty Powershot A80's sensor is dying - lots of horizontal noise bands in artificially-lit pictures. Natural light is OK.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 11 13:53:19 +0000 2010

@silicongirl let them cavort ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 11 00:52:45 +0000 2010

The bow tie makes me look like a nutty professor. But a) THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! b) it would have been the fanciest tie in the room. :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 09 17:33:26 +0000 2010

Getting ready for a Final Fantasy overdose

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jul 08 16:35:25 +0000 2010

Finally got the xbox connected to the internet. What a mess; Leave it to Microsoft to make the process as painful as possible

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 07 15:23:15 +0000 2010

The amount of crap people accumulate over the years is staggering. Also, when you get down to it, about 80% turns out to be just junk.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 05 14:11:57 +0000 2010

At the park, on snail rescue duty after the rain. http://twitpic.com/22ob0b

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 02 21:14:04 +0000 2010

Wondering whether the other moviegoers hate me as much as I hate them. Sociopathy win ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 02 17:57:17 +0000 2010

Security barrier fail http://twitpic.com/21taxc

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 02 17:43:56 +0000 2010

User trying to e-mail a 3-page, camera-ready, 40-MB PDF. Epic Fail. Someone needs to take lessons on information measurement.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 02 16:22:10 +0000 2010

Maximized browsers are absurd in today's screens.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 02 15:10:15 +0000 2010

There is no substitute ;)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 30 23:15:56 +0000 2010

Some days I do my best to get some work done, but people just don't let me!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 30 15:27:56 +0000 2010

#WoofWednesday Devil Dog http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/06/30/funny-dog-picture-yes-i-have-been/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 30 01:35:32 +0000 2010

Managed to burn half a pack of microwave popcorn. Yay.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 21:31:38 +0000 2010

This pro-java, anti-.net movie trailer is awesome, except for one thing: JAVA SUCKS TOO. http://bit.ly/bXj4Cj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 16:19:43 +0000 2010

@silicongirl a chair! amazing :P

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 29 15:12:54 +0000 2010

Teachers' lounge - it's ok, classes are over anyway. Japan 0 - 0 Uruguay http://twitpic.com/20zxhb

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 28 15:26:37 +0000 2010

"I'm trying to enjoy the vuvuzela concert and some prick keeps playing football" PURE GOLD

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 28 14:33:53 +0000 2010

Incendio en la tradicional churrería El Moro http://bit.ly/bRUjpj

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 28 14:27:55 +0000 2010

Why Dilbert doesn't fix people's computers http://dilbert.com/2010-06-27/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 28 14:23:02 +0000 2010

nasty monday traffic!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jun 27 19:41:52 +0000 2010

QUE GOLAZO! de Argentina, por supuesto jajajjaja

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 26 23:49:19 +0000 2010

Saved from certain death by ninja dad.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 22:09:34 +0000 2010

A great reference to "don' t tase me bro" - http://su.pr/33QaP2

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 19:00:15 +0000 2010

Tenencia México: "Precisa el sec. de Hacienda que la medida sólo es para impulsar la compra de autos nuevos". Acuérdense a la hora de votar.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 18:47:41 +0000 2010

Ticketing systems rock. Many organizations would benefit from using one. Mine included. HAHAH. </BOFH>

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 18:24:19 +0000 2010

Yeah - even Apple's vaunted gorilla glass is no match for the Blendtec!

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 18:21:09 +0000 2010

The iPhone 4 - will it blend? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLreo24WYeQ this one is really amusing, you won't regret watching it.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 25 17:47:04 +0000 2010

Cat who lost hind legs in harvester accident (!) gets "bionic feet" - http://bit.ly/9xJ6jf I actually know of a cat without front paws.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 24 21:42:18 +0000 2010

June 25th is Take your Dog to Work Day - http://www.takeyourdog.com/

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 24 18:13:23 +0000 2010

spread your wings like a vulture in search of carrion. HHAAHAH.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 24 17:18:26 +0000 2010

triple doble ve (jajaaj)

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