Steve: "If that's an incentive for them to upgrade to a new device... terrific." - Go to hell. I don't want to upgrade :P
Do Windows, Mac OS, Linux, have a freaking AD DELIVERY FRAMEWORK BUILT IN? Death to ads!
@MACricio QUE CHINGUE A SU /&·$%!/· el !/%$"!% comprar fon nuevo cada 2 meses, de puro pinche coraje me voy a comprar un Windows Phone 7 :P
No multitasking on the iPhone 3G - FUCK YOU STEVE!!!!
So, in exchange for multitasking, my iPhone is going to turn into a portable fucking billboard.
Piece of shit software- I had to debug its operation via database logs and packet sniffing. Why do people get away with selling this crap?
Using your login as the account's password is a VERY BAD IDEA.
The telephone - what a wonderful invention. I can call people instead of walking all the way to their offices!
DAMN WINDOWS FUCKING SUCKS. There, hadn't said that in a while.
How to generate 1.3 million die rolls per day: Dice-O-Matic http://gamesbyemail.com/News/DiceOMatic
@silicongirl a sleepy dog for you on this #WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/03/29/funny-dog-pictures-i-iz-having-a-sleep-ovur/
Trying to access PostgreSQL using SQL Manager "FOR SQL SERVER". Way to go, idiots. And these are our IT professionals...
@El_Chaco_Veloz Si ya se fueron hasta Italia, qué más da... total si los pescan en una narco-balacera a Edward no le pasa nada ;)
@El_Chaco_Veloz mejor de LA MOMIA! jaja.
@silicongirl Everything went well! *WIN*
McAffee Secure badge on a website reads "Tested Daily - 29 june". FAIL. They make Windows antivirus stuff, why trust your website to them?
NPI = No Poseo Información :P
@El_Chaco_Veloz ¿A poco no es chido saber que las compus te tienen miedo? :P
Just joined the ranks of people who absolutely have to take a pill prior to having a meal. *colitis FAIL*
@Tonejito I know the password so I'm just SSHing anywhere I see a port-22 open and hoping I'll get it. (J/K lol)
I hate forgetting a server's IP address. Also forgot to add it to the inventory system. *hunt for lost server*
*Burp* First my elbows dried up, now I'm getting colitis, at this rate next year I'll have a heart attack during hell week. *FAIL*
Easter week is over, and hell week looms in the horizon (it's next week, actually). 5 days of pure, unadulterated pandemonium.
Películas de semana santa fail :(
#WoofWednesday http://failblog.org/2010/03/29/dog-win/
RT @ma8a: Ya hasta Colosio registro su cel: http://www.elreportero.com.mx/2010/03/diputada-usa-curp-de-colosio-para-dar.html?utm_source= ...
The Big Bang machine in search of the God Particle - As long as we're being unscientific: it's operated by Mandrake and runs on fairy dust.
5-month-old pup steals a kid's sandwich right from his hand. Win.
I don't hate working, but I like NOT working ;) also, remember: it's only work if they force you to do it
"Adobe profits by making it easier for creatives to reach their audiences" - audiences can suck it and need to put up with Flash for this.
@MACricio ahora manejo como abuelita y aun así le arranque el espejo contra el zaguán de mi casa ;( FAIL
Ripped off the car's left mirror. Driving fail, i'm ashamed of myself.
People thinking that putting the phone on speaker and using it like a walkie talkie makes it somehow safer to use while driving. FAIL
pbzip2: this smp-aware implementation of bzip2 sounds interesting for the 16-core monster server.
bzip2 -v -v and let it scroll by while it compresses a 3-GB file. strangely soothing...
@silicongirl it's already 4 minutes after noon, you're in the clear :P
Open air orchestra - wonderful! http://twitpic.com/1b25en
@pablommm keyclicks are fun - let you know when the guy in the stall next to you is composing his "ode to shit". :P
Vertical markets are a wonderful thing - let you get away with selling lousy, buggy software for US $50k a pop.
@silicongirl son las horas del panzón ;)
*BURP* burping at the office WIN.
"Frog FAIL" - http://twlol.com/tw/?v7-39370 #lol #fail pobre ranita :(
@silicongirl Nice skies are the batteries of life :P
@El_Chaco_Veloz Tony Bennet orale ese si me late :P
@El_Chaco_Veloz Nomás te quiero cachar oyendo "Fly Away" a dueto con Luis Miguel :P
#WoofWednesday http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-dog-pictures-tempt-beast.jpg
Wikipedia down, the world IS going to end! http://techblog.wikimedia.org/2010/03/global-outage-cooling-failure-and-dns/
@El_Chaco_Veloz si, e incluso los hacks que escribí en C para importar la base de datos del Renegade (se caía a pedazos y la salvamos!)
So they sold us this US$50,000 piece of software that doesn't work half the time. By that token, most software I write is worth millions.
#WoofWednesday do you know how your dog drinks water? http://bit.ly/ciUJWD