RT @popmofolk: If something makes you tweet more than 5 tweets, it is probably best put into a blog post.

RT @silicongirl: Happy Birthday Picasso! #HappyBirthdayPicasso #Picasso #BecauseCake https://t.co/msmsOjlhxj

RT @popmofolk: por favor díganme que la aladino con miel y trocitos no da cáncer 🌴🌴🌴🌴

"Rockefeller cheese" 🧀 😂

Early morning prismatic phenomenon https://t.co/sobp8nnxzz

Of course uber "decided" not to leave. That would have been too principled for them when there's 💰to be made. https://t.co/IHHcQe9bFU

RT @JustinTrudeau: Full statement on the death of the Tragically Hip's Gord Downie: https://t.co/FiHhj9Spee

😂and they think I'm actually going to click on this 😂😂😂 https://t.co/qjc5QaOhjp

Cuscurrones 🙄

I think twitter ignores when I tap "see less often" for "in case you missed it" and "who to follow". Still spams me with that crap daily 👿

"Meet your new pediatrician" #drNo 😱 https://t.co/QIEQuUbwz1

Folks doing "threads" or pasting pictures of text pages - you knew you can get a free blog in seconds and link to it in your tweets, right?

RT @Maryellen: A little louder for the folks in the back. https://t.co/NAB9bvU7CM

RT @DaveKingThing: i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should…

Deberíamos hacer una petición para que el 17vo huracán de 2018 se llame "Ramírez" 😂

#sushiburrito ?? 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/cCLw4yiShC

"I'm a Trekkie" 🖖🏾 "Why are you a turkey?"🦃🙄

RT @anarcopop: Oyen a los tamales calientitos y salen corriendo en calzones porque creen que es la alarma.

"The art fairy and the art unicorn 🦄 " 😎

RT @tederick: All true Canadians know there is only one proper use of the new 280 character limit on Twitter. | Tous les vrais Canadiens s…

"Uber to leave Quebec" good riddance. Don't let door hit you on the way out. https://t.co/Ge90Do1Ukj

RT @GustavoVela71: Explicar a los niños https://t.co/wAqHxUUk5V

"The Orville" airs on Fox? Ugh. Don't bother, folks. It'll be cancelled soon and join Firefly, Fringe, TTSCC, Dollhouse in the graveyard.

Coderre plan to "do more of the same if they win a second mandate." https://t.co/mHR068B6Kp please no. Let's vote this clown out of office.

RT @balmori: En México tenemos más fe en tres perros rescatistas que en nuestros gobernantes. Que todos afuera lo sepan.

@MACricio No! Este está como a una cuadra de ahí.

RT @mendobarro: @LaSagaOficial @gerardoarroyo El edificio que está sobre California No.32 esquina mártires irlandeses está por colapsar ht…

RT @JustinTrudeau: Devastating news from Mexico City. My thoughts are with those affected by today’s earthquake - Canada will be ready to h…

RT @AniaJinx: Ando rescatando animales heridos y sin dueño. Necesito apoyo. Difundir. https://t.co/Eqt68yvsR1

RT @El0bal: ya tenemos luz y teléfono.

Quien ande por el museo del automóvil y necesite tocar base, tenemos Wifi abierto y hartas pilas A…

RT @MetroCDMX: #AvisoMetro Se ofrece servicio gratuito a las y los usuarios en todas las estaciones de la Red.

"US policy is to not defend Canada" and "Canada spending billions in fighters for NORAD commitment " (I.e. Defending the US) ?? 🤔

RT @anarcopop: Choking Rescue Procedure (Heimlich Maneuver)-Baby (Younger Than 1 Year) https://t.co/mMLH75ySQp from @WebMD

Rooster #rice, 8 kg. https://t.co/y2hUBPTJ0W

Ah si cierto! ¡Viva Mexico! 🇲🇽😜

hey @AmazonSES. I'm getting spam from hsbc@hsbcmailix.net. Please stop hosting/servicing spammers.

I dislike yearly iOS updates; Here comes iOS 11 to turn my smooth-functioning iPhone SE with 10.3 into sluggish piece of crap :( #donotwant

RT @silicongirl: A book depicting Parisian culture devoid of croissant imagery is completely bogus. #fact

If you ask someone to say "no" and they say "no", did they comply? 🤔

"Classical chill out" ???? 🙄#millennials

The rules of sleep 😴

RT @JustinTrudeau: My thoughts are with the injured & all those who lost loved ones in last night's deadly earthquake in Mexico. Canada sta…

RT @silicongirl: My bike was stolen last night, this was its last picture 😭Gary Fisher no longer exists. https://t.co/VWwjNMlrqn

RT @AoDespair: In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot. https://t.co/09COuDutBC

A great way to know your relatives are ok after a major disaster : when they start posting memes and jokes minutes after it's over 🤣

🎶 rain rain go away 🎶 https://t.co/LlqyEbAPXD

RT @xfuckanapology: Amigos nunca les pido nada, porfa hoy hagan paro con un RT para encontrar a mi gatita. Estamos súper tristes )': </3 @…

Luego de pelearme un poco logré hacer cita para renovar la credencial @INEMexico en el consulado. https://t.co/fb8Fu2SR4s #Elecciones2018

RT @shitolssays: We should encourage doubt.

@MattdashJ Sure! Check out https://t.co/uXMSclUXM0 the folks who architected interfaces hang out in there and will be happy to answer. Yes, Apparmor :)

Winter is coming and with it the noise of idling cars "warming up". But: https://t.co/t4qhUo5K9D

RT @ubuntu: Controlling snap releases with channels, tracks and branches – Part 1 https://t.co/dcCYdduwPT #IoT https://t.co/yUAcVLeN6b

RT @growingwisdom: Gap between sunrise and sunset shrinks at fastest rate in the next 3 weeks. We lose an hour of light between today and t…

Having a head is a good thing 🤔👍🏻

coderre's "Netflix" tax is absurd. He should court Netflix to invest in Quebec-made content. But as always, he's just talking nonsense.

@MattdashJ Hello again! the awesome #Canonical #Kubernetes folks gave me this. Enjoy! https://t.co/G9A5elAdeO

@MattdashJ Hi! try "snap find kubernetes", you'll see snaps for k8s components. Feel free to ask in https://t.co/e23YqBIcc5 too, we're here to help!

There he goes again 🙄#CoderreMustGo https://t.co/DzXKiXCIPj

RT @Nysteveo2AOLcom: Trumpies are loosing their shit because Martha Stewart posed for this picture.We wouldn't want to RT this and upset th…

So after someone said Canada was being "very difficult", here we are helping the USA https://t.co/ZGQlEcdYkJ

RT @carson_crosby: DOG RESCUE

This is in Lumberton, Texas, down the street from my moms house. That’s my brother in the black shirt.

#Har…

RT @billiejoe: Follow @MuttNation. this is my good friend Miranda Lambert's foundation. Finding homes for lost dogs from Texas flood.

RT @RobertJSawyer: Robert J. Sawyer being invested into the Order of Canada by His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston, Governor…

RT @JustinTrudeau: Canadians are keeping the people of Texas in our thoughts - we're ready to offer any assistance needed to help recover f…

Coucou #communauto ! https://t.co/VtrJGVMteH

Someone is humming Batman's theme 🤔🦇https://t.co/zIK34wYXp9

RT @silicongirl: Happy National Dogs Day! Because they are life-changing for the better, the best teachers and kindred souls, ❤️ always! #n…

Do socks qualify as underwear? 🤔

RT @JoeTalbott: Donald Trump sucks

"Major renovation" just means "we've sucked at routine maintenance for years and now you have to suck it up".

RT @Johngcole: Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: S…

RT @silicongirl: 🖐🏾🛑Say stop to racism! Please RT.🖐🏻🛑 https://t.co/BmjqJUXcgW

When was the last time you needed an "entertainment center" while riding a bicycle 🚴? #never

What on earth is a kackoon? 🤔

I don't think that's what "mostly" means. #meteorologist #fail https://t.co/O9xyQDXqtq

RT @johnpavlovitz: If your God is cool with nuking an entire country but not with two guys marrying—you might consider exchanging that God.

No @Twitter, I didn't miss it. Either let me turn off "in case you missed it" or make it smarter so it doesn't litter my timeline with dupes

One page, all the emojis. https://t.co/w9ne405YHX

@1stvamp Reassuring! At least I can say I've seen more rabbits than rats in town. 🐰 🐭

"Rabbits probably have less meat than the average city rat" 🐭🤔

@silicongirl But only when you're within wifi range 😏

Thanks to #Siri now I'm really curious about the "business carrot" 🥕

RT @JasonandthePNG: Photonics Engineers alert - our new spin out company @OxfordHighQ is recruiting! See https://t.co/54UIItwCYm for detail…

RT @ubuntu: Snaps reduce the need for dependencies, but can result in larger file sizes. Here's what we've done to minimize it. https://t.c…

@silicongirl If "survival of the fittest", this makes you one of the fittest people ever 😏

RT @anarcopop: 😂😂😂 https://t.co/aw01LJVcNx

#stm electric bus taking a quick break and recharge, angrignon terminus https://t.co/EMjAc0nKJc

Why did twitter remove "see this less often" from "in case you missed it"? Now I'm doomed to see repeated tweets. Getting worse every day 😒😭

"how out of touch the mayor is with the concerns of average Montrealer" https://t.co/XXcqgQz2ES #Coderre

"Me lleva la que me trajo" 😒

RT @JoeTalbott: Soon we'll all need to run for Congress just to have a chance at decent healthcare for life.

Jajaja un mexicano que no lo dejan entrar en la fila para pasaportes europeos y se queja de discriminación 😂

Tree acupuncture? (It's emerald ash borer treatment for trees in #villeemard #MTL ) https://t.co/llSFH2kWGG

@unalunauna @anarcopop https://t.co/X5YPvISZH7

Not even 8 AM and I've already been kicked in the face - literally - once. 👍🏻😆

I want eyebrows like those of Ming the Merciless 😏

This is what's inside a rear projection tv. #oldtech #trashday https://t.co/9lCjnxenbF

#movingday in Quebec means this is a common sight on the streets today. Free furniture anyone? https://t.co/sSkBqY8i4U

Even Klingons are welcome in Canada! #mtl #Canada150th https://t.co/D9qfpN5kVb

On your birthday don't forget to thank the geeks who programmed the robots that send you congratulation emails and e-cards. 🤖#happybirthday

Fixing a broken fridge shell support which was keeping the drawer from opening; using a piece of particle board. #hacktheworld https://t.co/vGrHxJkxv0

Ya tenemos carretera! #DonBeto 😂https://t.co/U8rOxhRra4

Gourmet veggie burger 🍔 https://t.co/i7yt6PKGeO

"An orgy of sleep" 😴🤔

RT @silicongirl: Of course Cruise is the mummy here, right? #IHadTo https://t.co/oyzTAOjOeq

Let's face it. Count the number of annoying pop ups Google shows you in a daily basis and realize they've essentially turned into Clippy.

RT @ubuntu: Want to apply critical kernel security fixes without rebooting your system? #Livepatch https://t.co/N8jv3SWlN4 https://t.co/okj…

"Por robarte tu aguacate me castigó diosito" 🥑😞😂

"Soy bestia pero no de carga" 😜

No antiacids for a week : huge win 👍🏻

RT @realDonaldTrump: It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck…

RT @silicongirl: May 8th, Montreal, snowing. #bienvenueaCanada

RT @dustinkirkland: THIS is why developers choose @ubuntu. https://t.co/S8l4RJz1be

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción: Fray - https://t.co/p8copDMMYc https://t.co/Pw4XxdoCYj

@anarcopop Neon Genesis Evangelion https://t.co/tKoecxD3Ja

RT @zygoon: A bit of a bombshell for the future of Ubuntu: https://t.co/WiiZIoQo4n

RT @FIoresGump: Ya no sé en qué gastarme todo el dinero que me ahorré en electricidad durante el horario de invierno.

@silicongirl underwater? 🤔nah, it's been awesome. Congrats! 🎈🍾🎊 🎉

The living room looks much nicer without the tv. Banish the black monolith of doom! 📺

Funny how the #Montreal snow removal tow trucks' horns wake up everybody except owners of cars who'll need to be towed. 🙄

Canadians, be very careful with this O'Leary clown. He's doing many of the same things Trump did. https://t.co/bc7S2BpRQm

RT @silicongirl: Hey! It's winter again. #snow #snowstorm #30cm #nature #neige #tempetedeneige https://t.co/tTMtEIfmAm

When toddlers attack 😂https://t.co/4Bx9RtIddD

Salsa verde bien picosa - o, "El fuego de mis ancestros" 🔥

RT @invest_canada: #ICYMI Toronto (8) Vancouver (15) Montreal (21) make list of most #hightech cities in the world https://t.co/Skt9UbrcSj…

"Me voy a dar un baño de pueblo; pronto, vámonos a la Ibero" - EPN, 2012 😂

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: This Tagline stolen by SLMR 2.1a.

RT @MetroManTO: No one is safe from the Heartbreak Kid, Joe Trudeau. #valentinesday #Valentines #JoeTrudeau https://t.co/ty2OM4oKxQ

RT @ralsina: As of tomorrow I am looking for work. Remote positions preferred, Buenos Aires offices if not.

RT @JoeTalbott: All during the campaign I thought the (R) beside @realDonaldTrump 's name meant Republican, now I see it meant Russian.

@roadmr the next morning - "dude, where's my car?" 😂#Montreal https://t.co/adHMUhGp2j

RT @mstfacmly: The nice thing about walking 45 minutes in the Canadian sandstorms is that my boots are really, really clean.

"No, I don't think we'll be using the car this winter." #montreal https://t.co/noNL83b5uC

RT @JustinTrudeau: Today, we remember the millions of Jews & the countless other victims who were murdered during the Holocaust: https://t.…

RT @yngvesv: Give me a #MySQL and Make it #Snappy! Snap packaging for MySQL: https://t.co/BdWz3oBTc2

Congrats to our upstairs neighbours 🙄 who have welcomed Rusty the noise-making machine into their household. 😤

RT @silicongirl: So good I had to repost! 😂 Vidéo de montrealgazette https://t.co/HoidTTwe5U

We ate! 💪🏽#SmallWinsBigImpact

... and then Mike Pence resigned and to replace him, Trump did "the Apprentice: Vice President edition" 😏

Maybe Trump will appoint Geraldo Rivera as his secretary of defense. His motto? "Screw the terrorists!" https://t.co/Z7fAh9d6Ts #iremember

"I understand you; I'm just choosing to ignore you" 🙄

Kevin O'Leary for Conservative leader? A joke, right? https://t.co/LTLtmyVhmU so was "Trump as POTUS". Let's not repeat USA's mistakes!

@letsencrypt is great but certbot is just atrocious, brain dead and hard to use. Hoping it never fails so I never have to touch it again.

Yesterday's sticky snow https://t.co/q0uo0VdOf8

RT @anarcopop: si voy a cargar gas y la gasolinera está en llamas, respeto. Si voy y nomás no me dejan pasar y o me pintan el coche, me dan…

"Have fun digging out!" -2016 https://t.co/M5KDiUGvq3

Just made a donation to the @SPCAMontreal. Also nice that because of the tax credit, Coderre does *not* get part of my money. #doublewin

The "in memoriam" segment in next year's Oscars ceremony is going to be like 4 hours long 😏

RT @silicongirl: México en las noticias. 🙄 https://t.co/a00GPdFHHx

When "something from 20 years ago" is mentioned, I still think "ah, you mean from the 1970s". #gettingold #StuckInThe90s

"The kind of wannabe cleverness which ends up insulting the readers' intellect" 😆

RT @federicomena: Esooooo, subsidiando a la minoría privilegiada que sí tiene coche. Nadie te da un centavo por subirte al camión o bici. h…

There's a special place in hell for the "genius" who invented blister packaging. May he spend eternity packed in one of these contraptions.

Hint: if you need a thread of 20 tweets to say something, you're using the wrong medium. Get a blog and link to it in your tweets.

Clear, sunny and only -17C! Perfect day to be outside! #MeanwhileInCanada https://t.co/01i8F33v5k

After some freezing rain overnight, everything is encased in ice. #FreezingRain https://t.co/XUzahg3YB2

RT @guthrie_jenn: Ah! D'autres condos de luxe! Il en manquait justement au centre-ville! #NOT #polmtl https://t.co/ECJOAL1SUY

The Fairy Godfather of Sleep 😴

RT @silicongirl: Childproofing your home with low-cost hacks. I really recommend this one. #childproof #catcollar #hack https://t.co/ZehtgR…

@federicomena backuppc on your Linux server can slurp data from the mac via SMB or rsync.

"A Nerd is Born" 🤓😆

RT @silicongirl: I'll say no tree is ugly, it is a wild perfection. 🎄 https://t.co/2nEwE6NnCL

Cooking is not rocket science, it's alchemy. 🚀 🍳

Parenthood is a war full of lost battles. "They killed and plundered but hey, in the end the enemy left!" #pyrrhicvictory #fail

Cheesecake is finally ready to eat 😋 https://t.co/5iHae2QQG4

RT @silicongirl: Pit bulls with muzzles on the streets of #Montreal a stupid & sad legislation. #outCoderre

RT @projetmontreal: Despite a promise to increase bus service, buses will cover less ground in Mtl next yr than they did in 2012 https://t.…

Que feo que hasta los libros ya no los impriman en ningún país hispanohablante, sino en China. https://t.co/XHS7FJz96k

Unbelievable - Highlander was released 30 years ago this year! Where's the anniversary BluRay? https://t.co/270kOh7JAB

People who, when asked for their URL, just type "http://my.name@my-email-domain.com" are adorable. NOT

@mstfacmly try https://t.co/uVuOBTNVXE or https://t.co/bvHXUr2aZi. The first one may be closer to you, I think.

"detailed injury and gore modeling" - is this what sells video games nowadays? 🙄What about "fun"?

RT @NoPublicable: -No me jodas Fidel... (visto en FB) http://t.co/pLyXNA8qND

RT @silicongirl: Really? 2016 what is it with you?

Agradezcamos (en serio, no es burla) al empleado de @correosdemexico que ayuda a rastrear las guías a mano por Twitter. #2016 #tecnologia.

RT @TheDHTaylor: I believe it's Thanksgiving in America. Next year I bet Trump will not pardon a turkey. He will deport it to its home cou…

RT @anarcopop: Jaja https://t.co/0tvX2D7KPt

We all need a box sometimes. 📦

RT @federicomena: Oigan, @CMUXalapa, ¿por qué le echan la culpa a la víctima? https://t.co/u507Ffue7p ¿No han aprendido nada?

¿Cuál es el santo patrono del compostaje? Santiago de Compostela 😆#composta

I just read a 420-word sentence without a single punctuation mark and a part of me died. Punctuation is not hard. Use it and save lives.

Do you find yourself struggling with being wrong frequently? Don't worry, there's a career path for you : meteorologist 😆

"It's the kind of cold that does you good - unless you die" #winteriscoming

Is there a documentary that exposes the sordid truth about documentaries? 🤔

@federicomena your identity provider should have a "lost device" recovery option. Maybe they send a code via SMS? Which idp is this on?

"Having two wheels that do the same thing makes no sense - unless you're a bicycle" #reinventthewheel

I had a dream where Donald Trump was president of the United States ... oh wait ... shit

"Uncle Rembrandt" 😂

RT @silicongirl: It is a beautiful city when the trees are often taller than the buildings. #montreal

Waiting for the lasagna to cool down :) https://t.co/hVTbAQe2Lr

Delicious food is delicious 😋

Greenie, the friendly sock triceratops 😊 https://t.co/KABuQW9ilI

Ahora le van a dar el #Nobel de economía a Agustín Carstens y el de literatura al equipo de "Sensacional de Traileros" 😒

Cuando aparezca el siguiente caso de un #lord en México, yo ya sé a dónde van al barbero. https://t.co/2yI2o3GBxi

That feeling of accomplishment when calling the bank and finishing the operation without having to talk to a human 💪🏻👍🏻✌🏻#bankssuck

😭 mínimo hubieran preguntado a cualquier mexicano que les hubiera dicho en cuantos niveles está mal esto 👎🏼#México #fail https://t.co/tMGqkDk7qZ

Proceso de chicharronización de queso para hacer quesadillas :) https://t.co/8DC9tmQ8E7

Estuve a punto de responder un tweet de un mexicano quejándose. A punto! Pero mejor 🤔😆 y luego 😂😂😂

Notre-Dame des Sept-douleurs https://t.co/wnE0NY6kRJ

iOS 10, Apple maps still has *no* cycling directions. Mega fail. 👎🏼🚴🏻

Bueno, si las "lluvias atípicas" pasan cada año, entonces NO son atípicas... https://t.co/5toJK90xLP

RT @SPCAMontreal: Montreal SPCA sues the city of Montreal in relation to new breed-specific by-law #kindersafercommunities https://t.co/Uog…

When on the trail, I brake for snails 🐌🚵🏽

RT @LuisCarlos: Cuando te pregunten por qué la gente fotografía su comida para subirla a redes: Hace 18 mil años, 20 siglos o 500 años, som…

- "What? I can't understand you" - "that's because I'm on speakerphone" Well then, turn that crap off??? #alwaysHappens

RT @silicongirl: When did we lose the ingenuity of blue jacking? The world was a little better, more promising back then.

RT si tuviste alguna vez un maestro apodado el "Morocco Topo" 😂

Cosas que no oyes desde el siglo 20: "¿me da tono de fax por favor?" #fax

HMS Terror found! #terror https://t.co/OImlcln3YS

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Se quejan por que ya hay Pan de Muerto en las panaderías? Pffftttt. No saben lo que tienen.

What did people use for lawn trimming before weed whackers? Asking seriously: whackers are horrible, I'd try any alternative in a heartbeat.

So Canada Post released some Star Trek 50th anniversary goodies. #StarTrek50 https://t.co/TJIokxBO02

Some people don't know their email address. I give them two fields to type it so it can be verified. They match, and still mails bounce 🙄

RT @geekgonecrazy: Introducing a new way to install @rocketchatapp on @ubuntu with @snapcraftio its as easy as: `snap install rocketchat-se…

Triciclo para adultos 🙄 https://t.co/ggdLgZTtJs

@El_Chaco_Veloz evidencia arqueológica de la existencia de computadoras en México en 1985: https://t.co/mWyS5MhFx5

"En ese entonces (1991), comentó [EPN], no había computadoras" Entonces hemos de ser magos los que las usábamos desde mediados de los 80s 😝

RT @federicomena: Share the road -> Bikes may use full lane -> Painted lane -> Protected bike lane -> ... At each step, politicians doing t…

Traffic calming measures! https://t.co/fW3ymLonD5

The government has a secret system; a machine ... And it makes coffee ☕️

"Rompió récord mexicano pero ni así pasó de primera ronda" - no deberían mandarlos hasta que tengan tiempos dignos al menos de las finales.

RT @silicongirl: Mathias made a new friend this morning. #PokemonGo https://t.co/8DBhelac84

Been watching commercials for an hour. Oh, and sometimes they show clips of the olympics or something. #toomanycommercials

Imagine that! #tribbles do grow on trees! https://t.co/Ak4IjIq3sX

"It's a date" "Te pasas" #dadjokes #badjoke https://t.co/7tcF3wqEPN

Why is Twitter jamming "who to follow" and "bla is trending" in my face? Can I please just read what people I follow are saying? Thanks.

How to turn a story meant for babies into a geopolitical and social justice diatribe. #parentingdoneright 👍🏼

RT @Luridly: meanwhile, in Canada https://t.co/NJOTgrWLRT

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Oh guau https://t.co/55Kl5ReMtx

Yay, chicharrón de lasaña 😛

A new Herb Alpert fan is born 🎺👍🏼#tijuanabrass

How much does Apple's music ecosystem suck? - it's easier and cheaper to find stuff on YouTube than it is using Apple services.

RT @webcamsdemexico: Cuando crees haberlo visto todo: Ataúd FLOTANDO este jueves en Alta Tensión pasando San Antonio #CDMX. Vía @RamkarC ht…

The day the Grinch ... Became a realtor? https://t.co/chbzRdyUUp

¿Qué pretexto hubiera puesto SHCP para el recorte si no hubiera pasado lo del #Brexit? Claramente ya lo tenían planeado hace tiempo.

RT @ubuntu: Listening to community feedback after launching snapcraft.io, here's how to roll out a vendor-independent snap store https://t.…

"What will happen to old English sheepdogs after #Brexit?" "Yay, they'll no longer have their jobs taken by German Shepards, bouviers, etc!"

"Drivers' 1 metre space for cyclists gets heated reaction" - because God forbid anything slowing motorists down. https://t.co/Lt42dIU14Y

RT @ubuntu: Snaps, the new way to distribute software, is keeping evolving in Ubuntu 16.04. https://t.co/wVMp7CG2pn

#WorldRefugeeDay in #Montreal pure happiness 😀 https://t.co/tuPYL6hozk

RT @silicongirl: Stupid measures from stupid people. I, for one, am on the dogs' side. https://t.co/rp1vKJgeDe

RT @andywingo: i could never remember how to spell "artisanal" in english, but now i know that "art is anal" and i'll never forget

I packaged GNU Chess as a #snap package. It was super easy! https://t.co/TBYHPryMv8

Maybe Google Adwords wasn't working for them. https://t.co/tKMRMmsttL

It's cottonwood season in #Montreal ! https://t.co/ejHDqIcl0A

"I slept for eons!" - 👍🏼

RT @anarcopop: 8 Scary Effects Of Getting Too Little Sleep https://t.co/Vgwm5FTfLW #powerofsleep via @HPLifestyle

Terrible response by the city to the #MountRoyal fish deaths. "Just let them die". 🐟https://t.co/b9G9m3OVAT

A gentle giant. Fish in #mtl #MountRoyal Beaver Lake are dying, what can be done to help? https://t.co/NVRy7VZYVS https://t.co/mWYE8W7WKo

Doing laundry with a flashlight again. Thanks to our cheapskate landlord who hasn't fixed the laundry room lights. #firstworldproblems

A good way to celebrate Mount Royal park's #140ans by taking a walk there :) #MontRoyal #mtl https://t.co/X0UdLJKj7f

RT @silbs: Bought a new laptop. Unboxing _still_ makes me smile when I see the #Ubuntu sticker :) #Ubuntu #Sputnik @barton808 https://t.co/…

"Even communists have mothers" 😆 #TableTopTuesday #MothersDay

RT @silicongirl: Mondays are for mutts! #muttmonday https://t.co/sxEGBEUQLX

"May the Fourth be with you, Harry! 🖖🏼" - Legolas of Dorn

RT @silicongirl: What a crispy-clear day was today. https://t.co/wiCmpIuv1E

All I wanted was to check the weather and all of a sudden it turns out Prince died :(

RT @ubuntu: We are now live with our 6th LTS of #Ubuntu with 16.04! Check out the details here >> https://t.co/Y23SgkbuPB https://t.co/gKCY…

RT @shitolssays: "i think they call it clouds because a gentle wind can destroy them anytime"

RT @fietsprofessor: You want to disrupt urban mobility in your city? Try to support cycling!

via @VeloQuebec https://t.co/ycqG8D2x6V

RT @silicongirl: Home-grown sprouts & beet salad. #noms #beetThis #vegan #vegetarian #foodporn #forthesoul #itsbeets https://t.co/KCnxhLJnp1

RT @Streetfilms: This is an extremely excellent read. https://t.co/xvWnbQxcfW

@El_Chaco_Veloz pos me está matando desde hace 3 semanas 😞

@El_Chaco_Veloz el cambio de horario me está matando! 😁

Ni saben contar: el "Centro de Comando, Control, Cómputo, Comunicaciones y Contacto Ciudadano de Ciudad de México (C5)" ¿no debería ser C7?

¿A dónde se fue todo ese dineral que se "ahorró" en horario de verano? Porque a los bolsillos de consumidores, no. https://t.co/p5HNF8uZLE

RT @abock: Wait, so GNU/Windows happened before GNU/Hurd?

Se quejan de que "¿Por qué insiste en imponer ciclovías contaminantes?" 🙄 (pos sólo que dejemos de comer frijoles) https://t.co/R0hBnz66ww

RT @LigaPeatonal: Conductores seguros para que peatones caminen seguros en nuestras calles. :) https://t.co/ezPvZncUUq

No milk today https://t.co/lumD5mT9O2

RT @The_Coss: Hay contingencia ambiental; hay que proteger los derechos de los autos.

RT @anarcopop: Por contingencia ambiental abren la circulación a autos una hora antes cancelando paseo dominical a la 1pm.

Brain-like construct beats chimp-like entity in chess-like game from Japan-like country. 🙄https://t.co/ewH6iD0QSa oversimplification #fail

Entregarán "regazos" a jóvenes por curso de salud sexual. Regazos?!!? 🙄https://t.co/6Lbc2dWj5T

Tow trucks pre snow removal have been blaring horns since 7 am on a Sunday. #Montreal @MTL_Ville please find other ways to warn car owners 😞

Freezing rain and dog https://t.co/eEMLRclIJk

RT @andywingo: protip: slip a debugging print into a patch. it will be the sacrificial anode of code review that will keep the rest of the…

Read how risky baby car seats are when used outside car. That this risk is acceptable when used in the car - shows how dangerous cars are.

Never too early to start taking up two parking spaces! https://t.co/nz2XMf8DDB

Vegan picadillo! With seitan and vegetable broth. #yum https://t.co/CX9fhjtciT

Snow clearing underway in #Montreal https://t.co/zWPkSFfAqJ

RT @grayj_: Important tech skills:

1. Interpreting vague docs
2. Looking up errors
3. Not making coworkers want to stab you
4. Algorithms,…

RT @urkaiinc: We appreciate the snow removal, but please slow down. Just saw a snowplow run a stop sign. Kids were on their way to school. …

What to do when it's this cold outside? Go out and get moving, of course! #Montreal #iceskating https://t.co/p2dzgWbqnB

"no plan survives contact with the enemy" 😜

I've read a lot about the Super Bowl commercials and show, but nothing at all about the score. Guess it's not what's important. #SuperFail @

"El hambre es la mejor salsa" 😜

Demoliciones el maniático 😬 https://t.co/2xV0PTgGZv

RT @anarcopop: "guerreros del teclado" jajaja

Because why let winter get in the way of cricket? https://t.co/1clvHJORyj #snowcricket #Montreal https://t.co/Rp2nozo2Im

RT @paullicino: I heard you like dogs, so I put dogs on your dog so you can dog while you dog. https://t.co/hKJzoWABu8

RT @RodadasMX: Carril ciclista Revolución-Patriotismo dará servicio a las personas en bicicleta desde Alfonso Reyes hasta Mixcoac. https://…

RT @anarcopop: No se qué clase de hombre es el que no sabe hacer hot cakes

RT @shitossays: "yo dawg I heard you like to check so I added a check to conn-check so you can check while you check"

Just used Archimedes' principle to save water while ensuring thorough soaking of a dirty glass.

RT @pedestre: Clase introductoria en Escuela de Manejo Vargas: estacionamiento sobre banqueta, teoría y práctica https://t.co/oUKnp2RhrI

RT @fisgonmonero: El texto de Rolling Stone revela connivencia de militares y grandes empresas con el Chapo y se van contra Sean Penn https…

What's the point of voice recognition in customer service if it's so bad it teaches people to yell "agent! agent!" until they get a human?

RT @Dana_Corres: "Es que Mancera y sus nuevos límites de velocidad". Ehmmmm... no. Los recomienda la OMS a nivel mundial. https://t.co/g1dB…

La Palabra chistosa de hoy: "malévolo" 😜

RT @shitossays: "users do not read, they just click on shiny things if there are any"

RT @silicongirl: "The Man who fell to Earth" to make it a more interesting one. For today nothing but Bowie.

It's Match time! #zamboni #ThreeWiseMen #present https://t.co/yRS3bAjgsU

So, will all monotheistic religions now coordinate against Charlie Hebdo out of protest for their new cover? https://t.co/ExBP3EDc5N

Violence in Mexico is so high, it's actually reduced people's average life expectancy by 7 months. https://t.co/nZhE6aTO2x

RT @silicongirl: Three words: Galette des Rois.

Because 50cm of snow weren't enough. https://t.co/oiWjf787lS

It takes a lot of machinery to remove a lot of snow. #Montreal https://t.co/k1vkyVXtLA

Mouse was double-clicking on its own, I fixed the springs, it'll probably get a few more km out of it :) #easyfix https://t.co/Hm9SLmrcgJ

Hijos del rock & roll! Aaaah 😎🤘🎶🎸

RT @HumaneSociety: Enjoy a #MeatlessMonday salad by @cupcakesandkale & @experimentbooks this New Year! https://t.co/srGNxeGsEJ https://t.co…

Yo dawg I heard you like snow... #pimpmyride https://t.co/rdcbeUECHW

They're here. #snowmen https://t.co/rCkFf2qvGT

Caution, don't step on frying pan while bacon is cooking. https://t.co/OtKjJrIqGF

Nuevo aeropuerto capitalino será de los tres más grandes del mundo (pero no dicen cuales son los otros dos) :( https://t.co/AuVj0Fcpk8

Sopa levanta muertos 🍲

RT @dobbyloca: La banqueta puede estar infestada de obstáculos, pero cierras tantito el arroyo vehicular y te mandan a los granaderos. #Pri…

RT @riseupnet: Here is to Ian Murdock: thanks for @Debian, we wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you, wish you were too. https://t.co…

RT @MTL_Ville: Réduisons le remorquage lors des opérations de déneigement, respectons la signalisation! https://t.co/xfo1GJLqbA #neigemtl

Because even a vampire's castle has indoor plumbing. https://t.co/3HS7i3OZDq

@canadaposthelps My package is "being returned to sender. Incomplete address." but it was correct! please don't send it back to the US!

#noms https://t.co/KlJSTPv44g

RT @YehudaMoon: They use the term "vehicle" a lot, but do they ever exactly specify what type when you sign up as a "driver"? https://t.co/…

RT @paw: "Aquí no es Suiza para andar promoviendo la bici" es como decir "Aquí es una mierda y así me gusta"

Just a reminder that Picard also did the "Fast & Furious" thing. https://t.co/mAmmUW0tmI Will #StarTrekBeyond be as horrid as Nemesis?😱

"A beauty". 😝 (but it's not for me 👍🏻) https://t.co/EnjHsnzU5N

RT @anarcopop: "el partido" - un evento que ocurre en un lejano planeta, por suerte.

A portable throne. Even has crown emblems and all. #portapotty https://t.co/W4x9eL3xf3

RT @mstfacmly: It's 9*C. In Montreal. In December. Please tell me how #globalwarming isn't a thing.

RT @silicongirl: On tricote Montréal! 25000 tuques pour les réfugiés syriens. https://t.co/kZcAENp4PC

RT @shitossays: "Apple: first at everything. If you take the Genesis account, they were the first bad fruit too"

Este tarado dice que las teles digitales ahorran luz, obvio nunca ha visto una tele de tubo con receptor digital. https://t.co/6kjJmj64lh

RT @anarcopop: Vaya que es repugnante y patético el sufrimiento déspota, facho y carente de lógica de los automovilistas capitalinos.

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Haciendo cuentas rápidas, Pemex vende aquí la gasolina a la mitad de precio que allá.

RT @aceromora: "No hagamos a los ciclistas más hábiles, hagamos que los automovilistas dejen de atropellarlos" https://t.co/lvlePuG3mv @Bic…

RT @dustinkirkland: Millions of shoppers today at @Walmart, @BestBuy & other stores are experiencing @ubuntu @OpenStack at massive scale ht…

I wanted to flip a coin but all I had were some credit cards :( #firstworldproblems but wait! There's an app for that! #firstworldsolutions

RT @snipeyhead: *snicker* https://t.co/CS4yZkyQaT

Eso de pedir las quesadillas "gluten-free" 😝

"Metric mile" - just heard on tv and it's probably the biggest oxymoron ever. 🙄

RT @wckoehler: When you don’t have cars, you don’t need stop lights or stop signs. People just work it out, safely & efficiently. https://t…

RT @javiermalagon: @arelibiciteka @Bicitekas en protesta ciclistas debemos tomar el carril de baja COMPLETO en Reforma hasta no tener mejor…

RT @xtrevi: Arranca @HuiziToluca, 3er sistema de bici pública del país: 350 bicis y 26 estaciones https://t.co/dHtcnywhHl Bien!! https://t.…

"Discurso desde el trono" 🚽#grandilocuencia

- "Ya me hicieron enojar 😠" - "Cállate y come"

RT @silicongirl: Of course, the best way to honour those who lost their lives in war is preventing others from paying such price. #Remember…

How to use a bicycle to deliver a 20kg air conditioner and 4 liters of spent oil to the recycling center. #Montreal https://t.co/3nNHjhu0Nv

RT @silicongirl: #Montreal Protect our river! Le Saint-Laurent n'est pas Poubelle - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uvYB36uQFe via CdnChang…

RT @kemosite: .@JustinTrudeau is right. Lots of people do take the bus to work. https://t.co/i9iJZpTGx4 #cdnpoli

RT @fvmtl: Attention foodies: the Montreal Vegan Festival is back https://t.co/DvAVW63sZX

"Feces are feces" 💩😜

So this emoji which looks like s rhinoceros in a flag is actually the flag for Antarctica. 🇦🇶

Los cocodrilos lloran lágrimas de cocodrilo. Los caimanes ¿lloran? 🐊😭

RT @BicycleLobby: Bacon? Wait until the WHO finds out about cars.

RT @grescoe: A Bixi bicycle v. a #Montreal bus: which spends more time off the road? https://t.co/ucvy5TIBrz https://t.co/OCOiE4BuYt

El calzón Azteca es como el calzón chino pero con Chile piquín 😝

Decir que una construcción está en "obra negra" ya es racista y políticamente incorrecto. Mejor decir que está en su "fase brutalista" 😜

RT @ubuntu: We've launched! Here's what's new in Ubuntu 15.10 for desktop and devices: https://t.co/cDCzgRvvdj https://t.co/djbcf64727

RT @TJaneBerry: Enough with the flying cars. People can barely handle driving in two dimensions without hitting everything in sight.

Harperman it's time for you to go! #canadavotes #elxn42 https://t.co/SLR2M4lrWn

So if in 2011 it was the Orange Wave, so far 2015 is looking like a Crimson Tide. #elxn42 #ElectionCanada #canadavotes

Yes, it's snowing already in #Montreal (pic from yesterday) http://t.co/JeE5edru6D

Pigging out!!! (On veggies) http://t.co/wWfNtjElpV

RT @federicomena: Oigan, @AytoXalapa, ¿por dónde me cruzo al súper sin que me pasen 2 toneladas de metal por encima a 70 Km/h? http://t.co/…

RT @ptraughber: Imagine describing car ownership to someone who had only lived in a dense, walkable, transit-rich city: http://t.co/ZOT9YI3…

@anarcopop más vale que huela a azufre y no a 💩

Si existió el papa Urbano, ¿por qué no hay papa Campirano?

RT @VidadePerrosMx: Tu perro, las alergias y el asma - http://t.co/tf8yVijbRL

https://t.co/bOSegBSDFi The Conservative Party has the WORST record when it comes to Digital policies. #canadavotes

Me duele la membrana :)

Chozno \o/

Que para verse muy correctos, ponen "Tenesi", pero no ponen "Chatanuga", "Cólumbain", "Níutaun" o "Cris Jarper Merser". #inconsistencia

"Trade in your iPad for a surface pro" - I didn't read the rest of the offer because I was laughing so hard #Microsoft 😂

So I had 2 things to say, but it was too hard to shrink them into tweets. So I gave up. Your loss, world :)

No se admiten rateros 😜 http://t.co/VCwWdjrW1x

"Se declaró desierta la licitación" es código para "no le quisieron entrar al negocio por caro y chafa" 😭

RT @peterglaser: • John Atkinson: modern art simplified http://t.co/nSiL5Z1ukA

How to ruin a perfectly good car. #nooooooo http://t.co/JBeqc2UlDv

RT @globalnews: Air Canada pilot diverts Toronto-bound flight to save dog’s life http://t.co/ciL2jDe4C6

Si me voy al cielo voy a comprar mis abarrotes en el Heaven Eleven 😆

Una cuchara con hoyos 😜 http://t.co/sCyXl1PWKX

I shot the shirriff (but I didn't shoot no deputy) http://t.co/6Vc0JlgPMP

#Montreal why are sidewalk users treated as second-class citizens? Unblock this sidewalk please. http://t.co/UKgtIt3NLE

@anarcopop jajaja / auch

Was it gas? 👽

An SUV with LED tail lights is like ordering a diet coke to go with your triple Big Mac with cheese.

Funny how, when watching material about cycling and alternative transport, YouTube bombards me with ads for cars and trucks. #donotwant

Hasta las tostadas tienen Facebook, pero yo no :)

I wonder who told the @liberal_party this "vampire candidates with bloody background"campaign image was appealing. http://t.co/JhXYmS7018

Hello there! #cicada http://t.co/h2rhYEmW9g

Wtf #StopHarper You can't tell us where we can travel, Mobility Rights are in the charter of rights and freedoms! http://t.co/gk9PXDCBGM

The forecast says "clear skies" but there's a thunderstorm and heavy train outside o_O meteorologists fail. #YouHadOneJob #pikachu

A pretty terrible product name? (It's feta cheese in case you're wondering) http://t.co/wH5LB6FWDj

RT @silicongirl: The orange wave is at #MontRoyal

After seeing Beijing awarded 2022 Winter Olympics, Acapulco will be presenting a bid for 2026. #ridiculous http://t.co/DxW5HgJT2o

Berry nice :) #Berries http://t.co/j33HaC0GtS

¿No tiene un cigarrito? http://t.co/EPmjQr8sDw

At the bank: if only multiples of 20 are valid why am I even allowed to enter fractions? #UI #fail http://t.co/Fx78YPRtSO

Yum! http://t.co/SiWmrOcvjB

RT @Sifuentes: –¿Cómo estuvo la junta de mktg? –Uy, salieron ideas muy buenas… http://t.co/usMUEUopSv

"la pobreza del país es la suma de la que se presenta en los estados." No pos ante tal genio me quito el sombrero -_- http://t.co/qVMK7YuA4m

RT @silicongirl: Why did Peggy Guggenheim pick up the phone? Because Alexander Calder. 📞 #YOLO #artnerd

RT @silicongirl: Each time I get a Starbucks coffee I confirm how bad they keep on getting. #yuk

RT @MarkAgee: STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in t…

From dusk till dog? http://t.co/3h9L6eRjHQ

What people throw away :) a grill. http://t.co/Jy3MCy07fK

RT @silicongirl: Le French attacks again. #OnlyQuebec #ParlezVousLeQuebecois http://t.co/5pGKcisiVg

Deberían cambiarle de nombre a ese penal del Altiplano a "Shawshank". #MeEscapoComoElChapo

This friendly critter is chilling out on the wall. #abugslife http://t.co/hOZiSmnHlj

Jean de Brébeuf - vampire hunter!