RT @popmofolk: If something makes you tweet more than 5 tweets, it is probably best put into a blog post.
RT @silicongirl: Happy Birthday Picasso! #HappyBirthdayPicasso #Picasso #BecauseCake https://t.co/msmsOjlhxj
RT @popmofolk: por favor díganme que la aladino con miel y trocitos no da cáncer 🌴🌴🌴🌴
"Rockefeller cheese" 🧀 😂
Early morning prismatic phenomenon https://t.co/sobp8nnxzz
Of course uber "decided" not to leave. That would have been too principled for them when there's 💰to be made. https://t.co/IHHcQe9bFU
RT @JustinTrudeau: Full statement on the death of the Tragically Hip's Gord Downie: https://t.co/FiHhj9Spee
😂and they think I'm actually going to click on this 😂😂😂 https://t.co/qjc5QaOhjp
Cuscurrones 🙄
I think twitter ignores when I tap "see less often" for "in case you missed it" and "who to follow". Still spams me with that crap daily 👿
"Meet your new pediatrician" #drNo 😱 https://t.co/QIEQuUbwz1
Folks doing "threads" or pasting pictures of text pages - you knew you can get a free blog in seconds and link to it in your tweets, right?
RT @Maryellen: A little louder for the folks in the back. https://t.co/NAB9bvU7CM
RT @DaveKingThing: i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should…
Deberíamos hacer una petición para que el 17vo huracán de 2018 se llame "Ramírez" 😂
#sushiburrito ?? 🤦🏻♂️ https://t.co/cCLw4yiShC
"I'm a Trekkie" 🖖🏾 "Why are you a turkey?"🦃🙄
RT @anarcopop: Oyen a los tamales calientitos y salen corriendo en calzones porque creen que es la alarma.
"The art fairy and the art unicorn 🦄 " 😎
RT @tederick: All true Canadians know there is only one proper use of the new 280 character limit on Twitter. | Tous les vrais Canadiens s…
"Uber to leave Quebec" good riddance. Don't let door hit you on the way out. https://t.co/Ge90Do1Ukj
RT @GustavoVela71: Explicar a los niños https://t.co/wAqHxUUk5V
"The Orville" airs on Fox? Ugh. Don't bother, folks. It'll be cancelled soon and join Firefly, Fringe, TTSCC, Dollhouse in the graveyard.
Coderre plan to "do more of the same if they win a second mandate." https://t.co/mHR068B6Kp please no. Let's vote this clown out of office.
RT @balmori: En México tenemos más fe en tres perros rescatistas que en nuestros gobernantes. Que todos afuera lo sepan.
@MACricio No! Este está como a una cuadra de ahí.
RT @mendobarro: @LaSagaOficial @gerardoarroyo El edificio que está sobre California No.32 esquina mártires irlandeses está por colapsar ht…
RT @JustinTrudeau: Devastating news from Mexico City. My thoughts are with those affected by today’s earthquake - Canada will be ready to h…
RT @AniaJinx: Ando rescatando animales heridos y sin dueño. Necesito apoyo. Difundir. https://t.co/Eqt68yvsR1
RT @El0bal: ya tenemos luz y teléfono.
Quien ande por el museo del automóvil y necesite tocar base, tenemos Wifi abierto y hartas pilas A…
RT @MetroCDMX: #AvisoMetro Se ofrece servicio gratuito a las y los usuarios en todas las estaciones de la Red.
"US policy is to not defend Canada" and "Canada spending billions in fighters for NORAD commitment " (I.e. Defending the US) ?? 🤔
RT @anarcopop: Choking Rescue Procedure (Heimlich Maneuver)-Baby (Younger Than 1 Year) https://t.co/mMLH75ySQp from @WebMD
Rooster #rice, 8 kg. https://t.co/y2hUBPTJ0W
Ah si cierto! ¡Viva Mexico! 🇲🇽😜
hey @AmazonSES. I'm getting spam from hsbc@hsbcmailix.net. Please stop hosting/servicing spammers.
I dislike yearly iOS updates; Here comes iOS 11 to turn my smooth-functioning iPhone SE with 10.3 into sluggish piece of crap :( #donotwant
RT @silicongirl: A book depicting Parisian culture devoid of croissant imagery is completely bogus. #fact
If you ask someone to say "no" and they say "no", did they comply? 🤔
"Classical chill out" ???? 🙄#millennials
The rules of sleep 😴
RT @JustinTrudeau: My thoughts are with the injured & all those who lost loved ones in last night's deadly earthquake in Mexico. Canada sta…
RT @silicongirl: My bike was stolen last night, this was its last picture 😭Gary Fisher no longer exists. https://t.co/VWwjNMlrqn
RT @AoDespair: In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot. https://t.co/09COuDutBC
A great way to know your relatives are ok after a major disaster : when they start posting memes and jokes minutes after it's over 🤣
🎶 rain rain go away 🎶 https://t.co/LlqyEbAPXD
RT @xfuckanapology: Amigos nunca les pido nada, porfa hoy hagan paro con un RT para encontrar a mi gatita. Estamos súper tristes )': </3 @…
Luego de pelearme un poco logré hacer cita para renovar la credencial @INEMexico en el consulado. https://t.co/fb8Fu2SR4s #Elecciones2018
RT @shitolssays: We should encourage doubt.
@MattdashJ Sure! Check out https://t.co/uXMSclUXM0 the folks who architected interfaces hang out in there and will be happy to answer. Yes, Apparmor :)