http://t.co/1RL0C4LIUj a ver entonces disparó al aire, y le dio a un estudiante? Qué estaba estudiando air bending?
@silicongirl :P
RT @RealSMG: "Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee" #MondayMorningQuotes #Amen
It's not s fight, we're just in "creative tension" #euphemism
"The cabin is pressurized for your comfort ". Yep, because if it wasn't pressurized, we'd be uncomfortably dead. #airlines
Ñeros los 80's! http://t.co/c6ojVBcD3M
"You are the king of the losers" "There can be only one" :) #Highlander #dialog #hiptobesquare
The carpet. #Fall http://t.co/2qOzTMTyWq

Automated poll asks "is this a safe time to answer?" 3 minutes into the poll. Priorities #Fall
"Product X relies on the same secure technology used by online banking." You mean, the one that gets compromised every other day? #fail
"Ya que sea lunes" o_O #Thanksgiving
"Pero te peinas cuñao!" http://t.co/Lp9jdykyLl aunque en realidad nunca dicen eso... #mitosdisipados
Padecen estrés 7 de cada 10 capitalinos http://t.co/5UmUwRahvB #nomesorprende
RT @growstufforg: We interview Federico Mena Quintero, the permaculturist and open source developer who inspired Growstuff http://t.co/Rr1I…
"Coding is the great redeemer. The fiery crucible in which the only true geeks are forged." #EdgeOfTomorrow #Geek
#winteriscoming migrating south http://t.co/lq3hrgLLbg

RT @MeanwhileinCana: #MeanwhileinCanada Retweet this adorable baby beaver for absolutely no reason. Picture via @BuzzFeedAnimals http://t.c…
#NationalBlackDogDay http://t.co/N2IN8ZdsEi

RT @silicongirl: Black dogs are beautiful! A very late post but still on #NationalBlackDogDay http://t.co/L9rFFy8pis http://t.co/bFEWqG1I5r

RT @silicongirl: Hey #Montreal ! Come hug a tree on National Tree Day, it's happening at noon today. #treehuggers http://t.co/7xlT5WV3Ak
RT @silicongirl: Let's go hug a tree! The date is tomorrow, at Mont Royal. #livegreen #nationaltreeday #montreal #treehugger http://t.co/5…
RT @silicongirl: A lifesaving tip. Very important to watch and learn. http://t.co/VngXKpvWdB
La palabra de hoy: amalgama
@anarcopop también hay vlc para iphone :) http://t.co/v7m6MB4Iza
RT @GATOHK: Méndigos peregrinos ¡¡ya pàrenle!! http://t.co/GsX243jUDB

J'ai trouvé ce délicieux fromage chez @IGAQC atwater. Évidemment je l'ai pas acheté. Mais attention! Fraîcheur #fail http://t.co/y3UC9nf0uK

RT @latinuxorg: #SabiasQue hoy es el Día del Programador Informático! ¿Sabes por qué se celebra el día número 256 del año? http://t.co/dN0K…
RT @craigstone_: This is the best painting of Chewbacca on a squirrel fighting Nazis ever painted. I'm almost sure of it. #art http://t.co/…
Turkish delight! #sihacebaba http://t.co/Y6JlW9gopO

RT @Renzo_Soprano: Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog.
RT to change that percentage http://t.co/dUDIWqZsi9

Del "eschauzer" al "güaimaral" -_- #dogbreeds #fail
RT @WIRED: Yup, GoPro now has an official dog harness http://t.co/knc5qAvrGC http://t.co/DcSoypKmie

"24 hours earlier", or, your script is so boring, you have to show people the climax first to keep their interest. #Hollywood
"The script demands it!"
Hard at work. #busybee http://t.co/oupDEqsME4

RT @sotak: In Czech Republic, this is how you threat people, so they don't do bad things... http://t.co/fk0MyBuqQf

¿Querés saber qué tan argentino sos? ¡Probá el nuevo accu-ché! http://t.co/DqNzzQ1g8w

RT @The_Unflattered: RIP #5pointz Queens.
A Mecca of graffiti culture is whitewashed in advance of demolition. Tragic. So beautiful. http…
Cuisine: you're doing it wrong. http://t.co/5UIIOVxgEU

RT @segphault: Baby wombats are kind of terrifying: http://t.co/sgqRZNqIMi Looks like a cross between a chupacabra and a hairless cat. I so…
RT @Strambotic: ¡Atención, su carro está siendo vigilado por satélite! http://t.co/Hiu6TTBmTQ

RT @mitchellmoffit: The metric system vs imperial - this made me laugh so hard. http://t.co/n6Fo8W8Drz

RT @silicongirl: When life gives you soggy rice, make rice pudding. #millenarianwisdom #Chinesesaying
RT @silicongirl: A geek? Where's the geek? I don't see no geek. http://t.co/Nj2EisCZv8

RT @GiveMeInternet: This is exactly why X-Files is better than CSI http://t.co/UZt6ujTrgg

"¿Cómo se llama cuando tienes mocos en el cerebro?" - "sinusitis" :)
RT @silicongirl: À volonté. #érable #montroyal #sweettooth http://t.co/5BLwWQsFzS
RT @jdub: I want to make a parmesan-infused vodka cocktail and call it a Vladimir Poutine.
Bumblebee on thistle. #montreal http://t.co/CsX58kv9pT

RT @silbs: What should the collective noun for shiny new #Ubuntu @bqreaders phones be? Perhaps a beaut? http://t.co/acBNEO5lGm