“Everybody knows the tyrannosaur is a carnivore - why are you giving him broccoli? Give it to the brachiosaurus instead.” 🦖🦕
@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah no pos así sí 😮👍🏻
@El_Chaco_Veloz Ay Chaco y pa qué tanta pantalla si ya ni te dejan programar 😭😝
@popmofolk Se los mandó diosito para castigarlos porque se canceló el aeropuerto de Texcoco 🤪
RT @amyngyn: COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough…
Hay que sacar el fua! 💪🏼 #loqueseproyectahaciaeluniverso https://t.co/ZdWDGTYu7F
Pro tip! https://t.co/8VVPuFkWb5 image search lets you see images full-screen unlike google’s crap 🙌🏼
Peña Nieto es el único líder de un país del G20 que usa trono 🚽😝 https://t.co/InyktLyZpW
It's #GivingTuesday2018 . We donated small amounts (every bit counts!) to @SPCAMontreal , the Canadian Wildlife Federation, @NCC_CNC, @Wikipedia , @letsencrypt , @mozilla.
First hoar frost of the season! #winter https://t.co/A08a4trRPC
@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤗
@A_Aspuru_Guzik @El_Chaco_Veloz No te preocupes ya que caiga la nieve vas a ver mejor 😝
@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah estos sureños 😝 https://t.co/NgcN9JkdWe
@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤤
This is NOT a taco 🚫🌮 https://t.co/K7UsngX7Np
@El_Chaco_Veloz Recuérdales que en otoño les devuelven la hora que fue robada en primavera 👌🏼
“¿Así o más quelite?” 😝
@davidlh @clutterbuck_19 Los egipcios no conocían ni el sistema métrico ni las coordenadas basadas en Greenwich. En el mejor de los casos es una coincidencia increíble. Peor de los casos, es falso 🧐
Where will the cycling path take you today? #Autumn #bikepath https://t.co/50oCj1fodr
How did this clown get elected? 🙄 https://t.co/tanXvFPBqI
- “everybody needs a skeleton” - “Except worms and other invertebrates “ - 🤔
The word “apparatus” has been uttered #mustbeasunday
It has begun 🙄 https://t.co/F2uTuPRTu2 with the notwithstanding clause, the CAQ can use its ”simple majority vote [to] suspend the core rights of the Charter. “
En Quebec tenemos al partido verde y al partido de la verde 😝 https://t.co/a9jDImJ0qV #blocpot
@El_Chaco_Veloz Pero esa foto es de la temporada 2 (who’s the doctor?)
There is an entire subculture of people who empty their pockets, take and share pictures of the contents, and spend their time explaining why they carry each item every day. #wondersOfTheInternet #EDC
@citrix “It’s” 🙄. For god’s sake please if you’re going to spam my timeline with your promoted tweets at least have them proofread.
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Desconfío de cualquier cosa que venga de Microsoft y tenga la palabra “inteligente”.
“It’s time to feed the wolf” 🐺
RT @chick_in_kiev: i can well and truly say that most of you have no idea the kind of abhorrent filth that is succeeding wildly on youtube.…
Disney is like a dementor that sucks souls and then pukes out money. 🙄
RT @TheRickWilson: And so began Donald Trump's war against the Snow Mexicans. https://t.co/qeSPnYdHx9
How many engineers does Google have working on UI/UX for Meet? did not a single one of them realize that having the "hang up" button right between the very commonly-used "mute audio" and "stop sending video" controls is idiotic? 🙄
"melon drama" was just mentioned in a conference call. May you live in interesting times and work in an interesting place :)
Tomato drum - or “drumato” 🍅 🥁
RT @aljwhite: so screwed has the gaming of the algorithm become, if you give a 3 year old access to YouTube they will have navigated their…
Have you ever treated a wound with vodka? (Please RT)
@zygoon Their PCI vendor identifier is 0x8086 also https://t.co/GLOgjUUqwT ⌨️
Oh hahaha I just muted a person that claimed journalists are the “truth force”. Not interested in anything else this delusional individual has to say. 💪🏼
RT @popmofolk: "abro hilo" es de lo que más me da molesta leer en twitter
“Oh no! Semicircle fall!” 😱⭕️#toddlerspeak
Hahahahah YouTube wants me to pay $16 a month for the privilege to download videos hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We’ve been trying to watch broadcast tv for a while. It’s super hard: it has almost as many ads as YouTube. 🙄
RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción: Gatito amoroso - https://t.co/EmEkzNnVAw https://t.co/Ya0J7pOsI6
After several decades programming I finally wrote a tool named after a Chuck Norris movie 🤛
Why do sharks have nostrils? 🤔 🦈 #shark
Why on earth would google calendar need 18.6 MB of data? It’s a calendar, should only be syncing small chunks of data, not a list of all events in the world since the birth of Julius Caesar. 🙄 google stop wasting my resources 🙄 https://t.co/8nimv5lfsk
YouTube used to have no ads. Then they put ads at the start of videos, now they come in the *middle* of videos, and more frequently every time. Looks like google is a bit desperate for money?
RT @snapcraftio: .@Opera is now available as a Snap in the Snap Store. https://t.co/E4GDp5lyBD https://t.co/AzUpKILTo5
🤣From https://t.co/mJSEgjRzLQ: "This message does not have authentication information or fails to pass authentication checks". "Fails to pass"? isn't that just "Fails authentication checks" ?? Clearly the guys working on Google's SMTP servers don't english too good.