RT @GirlFromBlupo: Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toile…
Another day, another funky ice formation. #isitspringyet #ice https://t.co/f0BPi30vls
“Esto es un asco “ 😏
“Seitan is nasty because it comes from hell” 😝
@JoeTalbott Hahaha 😆
“Geriatric pregnancy “ 😝
I can no longer read @engadget on my phone because they added obnoxious auto playing videos to their front page. #Rude
RT @SpaceforGiants: Protecting elephants by ending #IvoryTrade is not only about saving an endangered species and #endwildlifecrime. It's a…
“People” 😏
These guys are looking for a home #plush #villeemard #lesudouest #mtl https://t.co/ytOYIVMcf8
PayPal sucks but getting your CC data stolen from careless merchants and having it used to ride Ubers sucks more. Hahaha
@A_Aspuru_Guzik @UofT @chemuoft @UofTCompSci @VectorInst @NRCan Welcome to Canada dude 🇨🇦
@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah jajaja cierto! 🤦🏻♂️
@El_Chaco_Veloz “Beam me up, Scotty”? 🤔“Elementary, my dear Watson”
RT @popmofolk: Sleep is waaaay too important. Cherish that shit.
RT @acollard: Proud to announce Snap Enterprise Proxy https://t.co/77DSWrX4Vo for @snapcraftio users everywhere
Did you know you can use a twitter poll to gather opinions instead of asking people to RT if they agree/disagree with your point? RT if you didn’t know.
RT @bloodearnest: So true... https://t.co/EUnrgjQaHj
A 3-paragraph news article has 4 advertisements, 2 of which are auto playing video. YouTube inserts 2 commercials into a single 5-minute video. I’m really missing old print and television media. 📺
@El_Chaco_Veloz Clarinetes :) al menos aquí en Canadá siguen existiendo 👍🏻 a ver cuánto aguantan.
@El_Chaco_Veloz “Now hiring”?
Sorry I’m not prince harry 🤴 haha 😆
Made with snail drool 🐌 🤤
Slapping “nautical” in front of distance measurements in miles doesn’t make them any less absurd as measurement units. 😒
Spring equinox is 2 days away, meanwhile ... https://t.co/0biktU3icG
@caio1982 Maybe it’ll turn them into Boris Vallejo style paintings ;)
“El aceite de linaza disuelve pintura. ¿Qué no hará por tu cintura?” 😝
¿El Rogelio Moreno canadiense? 🤔 https://t.co/pIhQqkK4Kp
Daddy’s big tummy 🐷
Uranus was there long before I was born. 🌍
Twitter just injected a “this weird trick” ad about building muscles with some shady product in my timeline. No kidding. What makes them think I care about this? And more importantly - what’s with the shit ads? 😒 https://t.co/PPPHvPyulU
RT @franceculture: L’administration Trump autorise (discrètement) de nouveau l’importation de trophées d’éléphants et de lions... Comment l…
@silicongirl Hello 🤖
RT @silicongirl: I get heebie-jeebies whenever I think about all those bots and programs paying such painstaking attention to my every onli…
RT @SenFeinstein: President Trump is quietly trying to allow African elephant trophies to be imported again. We need to protect these anima…
RT @silicongirl: Having a happy swing at Verdun borough because @SO_MTL takes down every single one of them during winter. Why?
#why #ver…
@popmofolk Se siente chido 😎👍
RT @toddmotto: Decided last night I was gonna learn webpack. 20 minutes later I was googling visa requirements to hawaii and how to become…
RT @Malboury: We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do. https://t.co/kRQcqM…
RT @popmofolk: Prepara un texto larguísimo en otro lado para meterlo en un chingo de tuits. Esto es decadencia https://t.co/YMwQMA1tqO
“Quick, to the leekmobile!” 🚘
Airline-style pasta 🍝 ✈️
"You have received this service announcement so we could provide you with essential information about using your Gmail email address." Sorry @gmail but you spamming me with your passive-aggressive promotion of the gmail app is NOT "essential information".
A bunny of love 🐰 ❤️
When I got a new phone I didn’t reinstall google docs or sheets, ridiculous bloated applications which have sucked ever since they got split from the Drive app. And I actually haven’t missed them at all. Good riddance!
@Aeromexico para qué carajos compré mis boletos 3 meses antes y les pagué extra por selección de asientos si a la hora de documentar me dicen que no se pudo y me mandan a hacer cola como si fueran guajoloteros o “amenazan” con cambiarme al al día siguiente. Pésimo servicio. 👿
@mkissiel @YouTube I guess they get away with that crap because they’re pretty much indispensable 😡
“Update available” descriptions for @YouTube iOS are horrendous. Always the same, they can’t bother to craft proper descriptions; something about trash and lawns and nothing about what they actually did and why I should waste my time and bandwidth downloading their crap.
Yes because this is THE defining scene in blade runner 🙄 https://t.co/5KT81RWI6l
@caio1982 Hahaha 🤤