@mstfacmly Pics or it didn’t happen!
RT @gregmlarsen: @D22_soso @ronnychieng Ask yourself what Mario is doing that Bowser needs to take the princess away? We've only ever heard…
Se murió el Loco Valdés :/
I mean @YouTube - a 21-minute ad? LOL c’mon who’s gonna watch this. 🤣 *skip* https://t.co/QCp2py3mVy
@El_Chaco_Veloz https://t.co/vUHhB40Eh8
- YouTube viewers hate when we interrupt their videos with ads. What to do? - we can stop showing ads in the middle of the video... - no, I know! Let’s show an “ad coming in 5... 4... “ countdown so they are not taken by suspense! - ... 🤦🏻♂️
RT @n01s3: We are seeking an Engineering Manager to join our distributed/remote-first team at Canonical. Apply here https://t.co/PvCU3SGq1…
It’s only 7:45 am and I’m already on my second head reattachment of the day. #ToyLife https://t.co/py83tUfcbW
@El_Chaco_Veloz Chaco deja de ver series de Fox, solo las cancelan antes de tiempo y dejan a los fans chiflando en la loma (firefly, TTSCC, fringe, dollhouse). Te vas a ahorrar hartos corajes 👿
Thanks to Google’s crappy spam detection I now have two inboxes to check instead of just one. #YouHadOneJob
A couple of hours in the clamp and he’s all better now ! https://t.co/oV7s63qyZA
Arm in place, ready for glue https://t.co/uq8JBT0BDE
Measuring and cutting the replacement joint (brad nail) https://t.co/b5R2uNAMVp
Bowser shoulder replacement take two (he leads a rough life, busted his *other* arm) https://t.co/CsYJvKHQaa
“Tu decepcionante ñerez” 🤣👍🏻
@zygoon Hang in there! This too shall pass.
Shoulder replacement surgery for Bowser https://t.co/GY0Ky0YBbG
RT @silicongirl: Hey Montrealers, please sign! 💙 https://t.co/J3j3rAjQQQ
@El_Chaco_Veloz Si el correo se lo mandaste a su cuenta de outlook te vas a quedar esperando 😜
Garden friends https://t.co/loES91wMGt
Well @twitter - I click “see less often” every single time and you still show this at least once a day. I wonder how often you would spam me with this crap if I didn’t say I want to see it less often 🙄 https://t.co/SqVVAihO4W
Traducción de “OK” a español = “VALE”????????? 😨😓 https://t.co/Nxvc4O5wKd
Your phone is too big to fit in your pant pockets. 📱Do you get:
“Legault's approval ratings fall back to earth as Quebec tries to reopen” - easy to get 95% approval for a non-controversial “just stay home and you’ll be safe”. Much harder to achieve when reopening, which means managing actual risk, which means doing an actual politician’s job.
@popmofolk 🙋🏻♂️
@El_Chaco_Veloz 3? Estás chavo Chaco mi récord en un día son 9 😞
👀👀 https://t.co/Wb0d1m3I2F
Isolation, say 27: we are watching larva videos. #Covid_19 #speakingmoistly
“Who can see your future meat hook”? 🤔 #meaninglessTweets
@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤪 https://t.co/beuMRH24Vj
@El_Chaco_Veloz https://t.co/5suphjXWio
Si el problema es un virus, ¿por que usan gel anti bacterial? 🤔 https://t.co/TUe2rpSp97
@El_Chaco_Veloz En realidad es el límite de 1 por persona 😝 si no, seguiría vacío 🧻🚫
These days, keep a close eye on which companies are ready to help even at the expense of profits. And which are already eyeing government bailouts to sustain their failed business models. I’m looking at you, airlines and banks. #coronaCrooks https://t.co/AtEXdyHG7e
Gee I feel *so* reassured now that CEOs from 2 banks, 3 supermarkets, 2 mega stores, one cinema group and a chain of pharmacies sent me impersonal, mass emails letting me know they’re there for me. 🙄 #corporate
Dude if you’re upset about hand sanitizer or toilet paper price gouging you should see what airlines are charging to change/rebook flights. ✈️👎🏼 #crooks
The elbow 💪🏻 most underrated human joint, having its 15 minutes of fame because it turns out - you can use it for everything! Sneeze into it, greet others with it, can even do self-defense in a pinch while fighting for that last TP roll at the store. 🧻
How much does “rush hour” last in your town, per day? 🤔
@A_Aspuru_Guzik Remember In 2009 “The Mexican government closed most of Mexico City's public and private facilities in an attempt to contain the spread of the virus” https://t.co/7bV4Ndd5Mf
Some things in the world can’t be fixed. Some can be fixed with a strawberry 🤪 https://t.co/sfdCBtkmkN
@ELTONEJO https://t.co/2jcRtG5R57
How many faxes did you send in 2019? How many do you think you’ll send in 2020? 🤔📠 #fax
@popmofolk Ya se adaptaron 🙊 https://t.co/2ihrSCEegt
@popmofolk Es por los 29 de febrero de los años bisiestos (2012 y 2016) 🤓
“Montreal police has not enforced the bylaw since 2015.” - any bylaw that isn’t enforced in 6 months should automatically become invalid - selective enforcement is a form of oppression. https://t.co/YOqJ7JpQAm
@EvilSynths @stanpcgaming @Lord_Arse Your wait ended in 1987 https://t.co/YqmhwYuMK2
https://t.co/XmlWorzORn 🤦🏻♂️
@El_Chaco_Veloz Trabaja desde casa Chaco, y descansa del Doom un rato 🤣
@AmazonHelp hey so - my book arrived like this. I don’t want to go to the hassle of a return (it’s minor and just the sleeve of a hardcover book) but damn, please be more careful with stuff 🙄 order 702-5021217-3449015 if it matters https://t.co/TaeDY5Ewji
Baby Pumbaa or baby Yoda? 🤔 https://t.co/uuDoO9j8lO
