Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 06 18:20:08 +0000 2013

Banco win ahora a comer ;)

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 03 23:42:19 +0000 2013

<Obligatory, yearly tweet about how boring I find the Super Bowl.> watching a documentary on plant life instead.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Feb 03 05:42:17 +0000 2013

Tengo tres palabras para ti: numa numa yey :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 02 02:49:56 +0000 2013

RT @pmarriott: Strange - helicoptor(s) circling around Mt Royal - wonder what's going on? #montreal (p.s. this is unusual for us here)

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 02 02:45:29 +0000 2013

Visit http://t.co/NkO2FHxE for the official word on the "hack". #twitterhacked

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 02 02:44:38 +0000 2013

RT @RaviKapoor: Ok. Just got to know that @twitter was hacked and password reset emails were sent out. You click on the link & BOOM. ...

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jan 31 01:39:53 +0000 2013

@El_Chaco_Veloz ora y qué le dan de comer al mapache?

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 30 16:14:24 +0000 2013

@silicongirl sleepyheads rule!

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 30 16:14:10 +0000 2013

I really hope #Blackberry10 is a success. If only so that there is more competition and MSFT is doomed to eternal irrelevance in mobile.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jan 26 05:04:06 +0000 2013

Chale hace rato estaba alucinando bueno y de calidad, pero orita ya estoy alucinando barato %)

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 23 19:55:20 +0000 2013

"Reportan radiación muy alta en el Valle de México". Guerra nuclear? No, sólo mala redacción. http://t.co/AH96mTQC

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 23 15:33:50 +0000 2013

"Down-filled duvets, warm-blooded pets, extra socks and your significant other can help ward off the freezing temps." http://t.co/dTiICxt6

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 13 22:49:20 +0000 2013

¿Por qué el pollo cruzó el camino de hielo? Pos para llegar al otro helado X-D #chistemalo

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 13 16:52:36 +0000 2013

Entonces el Silmarillion es como el Popol vuh pero con elfos :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 13 01:03:37 +0000 2013

First Russians, then terrorists, but now the antagonists in most movies are Mexican drug lords. Fun but sad.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jan 12 23:18:29 +0000 2013

Lucas, Jackson, Michael Bay, take heed: you *can* make a good movie without 3D and digital gimmicks. http://t.co/43mkNb0M #djangoUnchained

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jan 11 14:54:26 +0000 2013

Que siempre no fueron los perros: http://t.co/n1LEoUrU #YaLoSabia

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jan 07 01:11:54 +0000 2013

Dumb Ways to Die! http://t.co/wMi48fi1

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jan 06 02:53:14 +0000 2013

¿Cómo hacen los chalecos en Galicia? Primero hacen un suéter y luego le recortan las mangas ;) #chistemalo

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jan 02 16:17:41 +0000 2013

"Eso que nosotros conocemos como olor de bosque, en realidad son pedos de elfo" #jajaja

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Dec 31 21:11:36 +0000 2012

"You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you". and Siri is its idiot sister. #PersonOfInterest

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 29 17:08:22 +0000 2012

Gangnam Style: making even the numa numa song seem classy and sophisticated. #2012fail

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 26 18:12:35 +0000 2012

Wtf is a poop deck? http://t.co/MGtcopqA

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 22 00:33:09 +0000 2012

Another shooting USA. http://t.co/DXTe3E4I

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 21 17:56:14 +0000 2012

Since we are all, of course, still here, what's the next alleged end-of-the-world date? so I can start thinking of jokes ahead of time #hehe

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 19 18:25:21 +0000 2012

1- Tell lame-ass joke, 2- Insert prerecorded laughs, 3- Presto, you've just emulated an average, successful sitcom. #NotFunnyAtAll

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 11 23:48:16 +0000 2012

Ginger cookies! Yum! http://t.co/6IQcDACy

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 06 22:50:40 +0000 2012

Intersecting lines in the sky! What does it mean? http://t.co/lDMGx4TL

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Dec 04 01:41:17 +0000 2012

A ver, a que no conjugan el verbo satisfacer sin consultar el diccionario :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Dec 01 23:35:38 +0000 2012

Low-calorie cookies. Great, now I can eat twice as much! #goodthinking

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 30 16:53:48 +0000 2012

RT @silicongirl: Buenas noticias: mañana Felipe Calderón deja- ¡al fin!- la presidencia del país. Pésimas noticias: #EPN la asume ¡y por ...

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 28 21:02:26 +0000 2012

Increase in violent cell phone theft! http://t.co/WAOOdU5E #montreal

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 28 19:04:22 +0000 2012

Chocodeath! http://t.co/E3R6B5GD

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 25 19:44:09 +0000 2012

Hay un viejo proverbio chino que dice "hay un viejo proverbio chino para todo" ;P

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Nov 25 01:40:23 +0000 2012

@El_Chaco_Veloz cómpralos en http://t.co/qE0nq77s :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 23 18:57:06 +0000 2012

LeBron's day with the Samsung G Note 2: http://t.co/2gNoJGSg. Translation: You need to have hands *this* big to be able to use this phone :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 22 19:07:55 +0000 2012

Remember to thaw the turkey before deep-frying it: http://t.co/V1cq12xa

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 22 16:10:57 +0000 2012

happy thanksgiving and loads of turkey :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 21 22:05:34 +0000 2012

Based on mainstream media I'd say humanity's top concerns are: 4- War and violence, 3- Global warming, 2- Economy, 1- *Zombie apocalypse*.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 17 16:00:52 +0000 2012

These guys are handing out roses outside Guy Concordia station. #montreal #whoishussain http://t.co/6uchbZTS

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 17 03:53:44 +0000 2012

Some people were born to be astronomers. Others are in Uranus. #badjoke

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 15 03:00:15 +0000 2012

Productos naturistas de Ming el Despiadado #jajaja http://t.co/GyidertS

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 13 22:16:46 +0000 2012

What's a beaver doing here? #fauna http://t.co/7gOV6PLs

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 07 12:41:11 +0000 2012

Que Telcel tuvo lista su red 4G tan rápido, que a Apple "no le dio tiempo" de hacerla funcionar con el iPhone5 #jajaja http://t.co/kYhsXGzm

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Nov 05 13:34:03 +0000 2012

Iren tengo esta pequeña versión a escala de la Estela de Luz... #suavicrema http://t.co/3cnftStV

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Nov 03 12:10:44 +0000 2012

"Prohibido tirarse en el piso a chillar" :) http://t.co/UfumNVg3

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 02 06:02:56 +0000 2012

What do electric blinds and god have in common? Nothing, really. #7AMJokes

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Nov 01 15:05:03 +0000 2012

Indoor tree! http://t.co/38xiDO01

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 29 17:26:25 +0000 2012

13th floor! #nosuperstitions http://t.co/SBwpRN8e

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 27 14:02:34 +0000 2012

Si existe el anís "el mono", ¿por qué no puede existir la sidra "el macaco"? :P