Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 19 03:31:58 +0000 2013

Destiny's dog vs failure puppet.

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 16 16:08:55 +0000 2013

@silicongirl pero no tiene ni mirador ni restaurante! #esteladeluz

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat May 11 23:01:49 +0000 2013

Don't use the "just add water" Pancake mix! For really fluffy, tender pancakes, use the original mix and add your own milk, eggs and butter.

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 02 10:34:52 +0000 2013

Dawn! #montreal http://t.co/knZjwlsl41

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 24 19:50:55 +0000 2013

The only truly holy books are the ones with perforations on them.

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 24 01:19:54 +0000 2013

¿Unos zapatos con los que se puede caminar? ¡Qué gran invento! :-P

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 21 17:52:03 +0000 2013

Weirdest awards ever: either the world cheese award or the friskies. #cheese #cats

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Apr 20 18:02:08 +0000 2013

When everything is a luxury, not having any luxuries is the real luxury. Hm what?

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 17 00:16:51 +0000 2013

La palabra de hoy "chundo" :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Apr 15 22:57:40 +0000 2013

RT @MarcCassivi: Amis coureurs, une idée: courir le mont Royal dimanche à la mémoire des victimes de Boston. Départ à 11h de la statue. ...

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 14 16:34:11 +0000 2013

"Estuvo a 10 colonias de ser tepiteño" #jajajajejejejijijijojojojujuju

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 10 19:58:51 +0000 2013

"salió como pedo de indio" -> "he went out like a native american's fart"

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 10 17:06:44 +0000 2013

We haven't invented artificial intelligence. Artificial stupidity, however, has existed for a while. It's called Microsoft Windows. #hahaha

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Apr 10 01:38:30 +0000 2013

At the vet! #mathias http://t.co/XUXY6tNaNP

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Apr 05 12:11:41 +0000 2013

Ah, these cozy #montreal springs. http://t.co/Bvw5IMs5wU

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 30 02:23:59 +0000 2013

Am I a curmudgeon? #wondering

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 29 16:40:18 +0000 2013

órale, "aviones invisibles" sobrevuelan Corea del Norte. http://t.co/UAsLgQ7Zio Me pregunto si alguno será el de la Mujer Maravilla :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 28 21:52:44 +0000 2013

RT @jonobacon: Smells like a vegetarian fart on BArt today. Quite unpleasant.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Mar 24 04:33:27 +0000 2013

"Jugaré bejeweled hasta que mi cerebro se convierta en puré" #:)

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 22 00:17:43 +0000 2013

Waiting for the humans #2 http://t.co/NyY9cSYOHW

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 20 16:15:28 +0000 2013

Spring called to say it's coming. City of #Montreal didn't get the message. http://t.co/zhwokCm2xR

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 20 15:02:36 +0000 2013

Richard Stallman speaks french: http://t.co/RFpPwH4tfI and spanish: http://t.co/JEc5iSXQiM

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 19 18:55:13 +0000 2013

My schedule for tomorrow is full. So obligatory Failure Puppet revival. #dilbert http://t.co/goppv9DEF0

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 18 02:30:01 +0000 2013

Que mañana se celebra cuando Benito Juárez expropió el petróleo... #vivaméxico

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 15 19:36:12 +0000 2013

Why do people insist on using speakerphones for conference calls? I don't understand anything :/ #POTS

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 15 14:54:04 +0000 2013

A ver si EPN le hace caso al Papa y en vez de cargar al erario sus vacaciones al Vaticano lo dona a los pobres #AyAjá http://t.co/C4KICTWHjE

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 15 14:36:31 +0000 2013

Waiting for their humans! http://t.co/PGtrC16p13

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 12 17:33:10 +0000 2013

Si México invadiera a la India seguro le pondríamos la India María :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 12 02:14:39 +0000 2013

Tesla model S sighted! #Montreal #electriccars http://t.co/dN6xEvdhfD

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 07 13:45:35 +0000 2013

Can it be called "death by chocolate" if we survived? #chocolatePizza thanks <3

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Mar 06 00:26:11 +0000 2013

Stephen Harper's declarations re: Hugo Chavez's death. http://t.co/iU8HvthVgx I thought only Mexican presidents could be that dumb.

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Mar 03 17:04:42 +0000 2013

This is what batman uses when he feels like eating a strawberry. http://t.co/d6oa9AmD0p

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Mar 02 16:10:32 +0000 2013

The Québécois complain about everything. The rest of Canada complains about the québécois. :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 01 16:12:46 +0000 2013

"Realistic planning" is an oxymoron, or, "No plan survives first contact with reality" X-D

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Mar 01 14:49:00 +0000 2013

"Estás fuera de tu mente!" "Tuvimos un argumento" "Eso no hace sentido" #TraduzcoComoUnivision

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 28 16:31:38 +0000 2013

ah por cierto contadores, banqueros, abogados: las cuentas no se "aperturan", se "abren". #ClasesDeEspañol

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 27 14:07:18 +0000 2013

Buen artículo de opinión sobre por qué lo de Gordillo es ajuste de cuentas y no búsqueda de justicia: http://t.co/2SlerJ0C1l

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 27 04:10:07 +0000 2013

Y así como agarraron a la Gordillo, ¿van a pescar a todos los políticos corruptos? No verdad?

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 26 18:38:50 +0000 2013

RT @jonobacon: Ubuntu Developer Summit now online and every three months, making the event more accessible than ever - http://t.co/rBBmS ...

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 26 04:55:49 +0000 2013

¿Estoy mal por no considerar cosas del año 2001 como "retro"? :P

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 22 03:59:15 +0000 2013

This accurately describes 90% of apps: http://t.co/ih7E2lJINy and oh the irony: xkcd does have an app :/ #FAIL

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 22 03:56:32 +0000 2013

9 pm naps: friend or foe? You decide!

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Feb 20 15:55:33 +0000 2013

Anyone know why this awful green salt is being used on the streets in #Montreal ? No, they're not emeralds. http://t.co/wPMMrMxX

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 19 19:24:25 +0000 2013

It's the *second* time #gmail eats my carefully-crafted canned response e-mails :/ I'll have to keep a local backup now. Cloud #FAIL.

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 19 16:07:36 +0000 2013

Ubuntu for tablets! #ubuntu https://t.co/wJqfqt2u

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 18 19:24:58 +0000 2013

MBAs take your company's awesomely heterogeneous, diverse and multidisciplinary workforce and turn them all into managers. #drones

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 14 17:56:22 +0000 2013

this comment in my code is not very encouraging: # This is going to suck

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Feb 14 17:37:35 +0000 2013

Cost per kWh, in US$: Mexico, 0.29. USA, 0.12. Canada, from 0.07 to 0.15. Why is power so damn expensive in Mexico?

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 09 23:18:13 +0000 2013

Icicle to the head! #DumbWaysToDie http://t.co/wiI84Ccx

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Feb 09 16:13:15 +0000 2013

Son las 11:11!!! http://t.co/lxivjLwu