RT @Stormcita: -No tenemos hijos, tenemos gatos -Aaay pero no es lo mismooo ¡EXACTO! Esa es la idea, ¡que no sea lo mismo!
A ver, vuelvan a decir que los circos tratan bien a los animales. http://t.co/NLSNho9oB9
Aguas, alerta radiológica en la Cd. de México! http://t.co/LzFMkVpm7V @lajornadaonline
RT @silicongirl: More than downward dog, awkward dog. #yogamorning
Yum sopa de para y popo :)
People who call directories "folders" drive me nuts.
@El_Chaco_Veloz pos por eso, si hacemos uno en cada comida nos van a decir que cómo tragamos %)
@El_Chaco_Veloz órale un día que anden por acá nos ponemos a hacer postres :) uno diario pa que no digan que somos tragones
#pannacotta with raspberries http://t.co/wnqTcnNFPU

RT @alyankovic: WORLD PREMIERE! New music video #FirstWorldProblems up now!! #8videos8days http://t.co/BSAgjfkOyY http://t.co/Rh6MbZlX3d
@anarcopop http://t.co/LEIIn5vRjH mira unos de estos bloquean todo el ruido externo pa que no le tengas que poner tan recio a tu música :)
Funny #beetles waiting for sundown. http://t.co/Sh0znWvWuI

#redvelvet #cake http://t.co/T2v5aWFFL2

RT @jacksonh: Was feeling pretty bad for myself during the six hour flight with the baby but then i saw some poor bastard watching the Tran…
Los albañiles de junto oyen "Say you, say me" versión cumbia :( #radio
I'm going viral too! *achoo*
RT @silbs: When the best man for the job isn't. Meet some of the women leading #Ubuntu engineering. http://t.co/gWdU0H2cnL
Pepitas de calabaza http://t.co/yiWsltJnKA

With all this new infrastructure in the works, #montreal will rock even more! ... In the year 2018 :( #hurryup
@silicongirl my least favorite ones are "the app will now bombard you with crap about the World Cup" :(
So cars now come equipped with lolcat storage. #catfolder http://t.co/ZAlKZbcpa9

Poison watermelon :)
RT @anarcopop: "entender de fútbol" jaja... se la chaquetean durísimo mentalmente
"Naiden debe de estar en la inglesia con pantunflas, ni un minunto"
WTF @googledrive ? I have 5 small documents set to offline, what are you wasting 300 mb of storage on? http://t.co/ueU1Uw8iXS

RT @CamaradaBakunin: El nacionalismo explicado facilito (vía @Aramchecko): http://t.co/QIYHgp1bmL

Btw this character is the reason I was up at the crack of dawn :P http://t.co/jkc3RyesWa

Till dawn. http://t.co/JBEd2HQz5u

From dusk... http://t.co/O1sW0k1Qtv

Teamwork. Or is that teamworm? http://t.co/BSsFvYi76d

Crazy blue caterpillar #Montreal http://t.co/5At8v8Y9QZ

New skype app for iPhone is awful! Looks like a freaking windows phone :(
Kings win the Stanley cup. They should be thankful the Rangers didn't purposefully knock out their star player on game 1. #dirty
No twitter, I'm not updating the app for your World Cup features because I DON'T CARE. I'll wait for the *next* upgrade thank you very much.
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Google: I don't care. http://t.co/fhe27p6Blt

Hola ke haze? #traducción #fail http://t.co/frIPOxEq1t

Potato people :)
RT @ubuntu: Ubuntu Online Summit starts now! http://t.co/A4aMVnfEof
Stupid jumping popcorn almost burned the apartment down. #fire! #control
4:45 am (then I fell asleep and posted the picture about 4 hours later) http://t.co/uC0biN53fk

@anarcopop jaja pobres cerditos :)
"Con zapatos de tacón las pezuñas se ven mejor" o_O
Need a parking space for your dog? #montreal http://t.co/Z1yLEudpyE

"Microsoft's #Cortana AI to have a personality" http://t.co/G0eMHjlI6z Yeah, because that worked great with Clippy and MS Bob...
"Eres un ángulo" O_o
Una de esas iglesias cristianas advenedizas :)
I vote for @ubuntucloud #IBMInnovateApp http://t.co/vqWRekT0lq
Las mandas ¿son apuestas con dios?
Typos transcending nationalities. Errores de ortografía trascendiendo nacionalidades. #fail #GrammarNazi http://t.co/nkOaVjXTft

@zygoon @arapulido merge approved. Do we want a twitter merge bot?