Wish I was already on holiday!!!
Status icons are worthless if I have to search for a description on the internet. Not self-explanatory, might as well use a text label.
I need new socks, the ones I'm wearing today are suit for a hobo.
I'd love for Microsoft's development tools to disappear. Then, many mediocre programmers would need new jobs. Would be better for all of us.
A few isopropyl-soaked cotton pads later, my Macbook is shining like new. Save for the nasty crack in the front with scotch tape. LOL.
Windows auto-reinstall feature: if OSes were people, this alone would make Windows the one with the lowest self-esteem.
Windows: so fragile, that a way to reinstall it when it gets too messed up by pressing F11 on bootup is considered a feature.
How they charge thousands of dollars for this crappy, outdated, fragile piece of software with no tech support is beyond me.
A piece of paper is on your desk for 6 months because: a) you don't need it but you never clean, b) you always clean and decide you need it
Ah, Hell Week, how I hate thee? let me count the ways. Starting with the 5 days I have to work from 6:30 AM to 10 PM.
I have classrooms with 57 seats. So WHY THE HELL do they let 74 people sign up for a single classroom? Only explanation is they can't count.
Help, my agile development process is getting bogged down by the tons of paperwork required to request and specify changes.
Counting pins on a scsi connector.
Joy! Wikipedia has killed Microsoft Encarta!
Working under the suspicion of saboteurs within our group is just too nasty.
Does face recognition technology work with dogs?
I have forty emails in my quarantine folder. Quantity win.
Encased In carbonite! Sighted in Mexico city http://twitpic.com/2kt6m
Stuffing my face full of totopos. Breakfast fail.
A testament to the sad state of mexican television is the fact that foreign series on DVD are a big hit and sold even at the supermarket.
Best unit test ever: class EnterpriseTest, def test_should_boldly_go. http://mocha.rubyforge.org/examples/mocha.html
Hint: don't answer a question in a forum with something like "no, I don't know, but someone else might". Redundancy win.
Sometimes taking a couple steps back and looking at the problem can yield a better solution. The one I coded 2 days ago was a nasty hack.
Watching some programmers working as of late, I've noticed their biggest talent seems to be a Ph.D in cut & paste. Can barely follow them.
Always turn your head or cover your mouth when sneezing. *wiping snot off screen*
@El_Chaco_Veloz igual, además ahora está fsckeando una unidad de 4.5 TB asi que mas bien es "fsckkkkkkkk!"
Silly me: no user named "rooot".
So we arrived at the Time Bar and asked the bartender to serve us two Forevers...
A Canadian omen just appeared inside an Italian "fortune cookie". Surrealism win.
Python just makes my brain hurt. Lisp dialects, on the other hand, turn me into a stark raving mad lunatic incapable of coherent thought.
I'm still experiencing a bit of audiophobia from yesterday.
Platinum is cool.
a Ulysse Nardin cellphone! me wants! (it's actually terribly pimpy): http://bit.ly/VuNQI
At nube siete, pure joy at a fancy restaurant ;)
Urban behemoth :p http://twitpic.com/2fh24
Yeah, clobbering the CLASSPATH might have the unintended side effect of classes not being found... sigh. And he's the teacher...
Honestly Twitter.. only because it's 140 characters doesn't mean it wasn't hard to write. Stop losing my twits oK?
Twitter, WTF? eating my tweets again¿?¿
A video tribute to the bat launched into space with Discovery last week (latched to the outside of the tank). http://bit.ly/13oXLC
Son las 5:11 de la tarde. Hora de empezar a trabajar.
How sad! Microsoft ACTUALLY registered "hotamil.com". Sucks when your domain name is that prone to typos :)
@El_Chaco_Veloz que maravilla, aquí la gente se salía a media película porque no le entendían jajaaj
Server is not down: I'm an idiot and was trying to log into the wrong IP address.
@El_Chaco_Veloz cuanto tiempo duraron antes de salirse??
A remote server is down. Hope I don't have to drive down there to fix it. Way to start the week...
Bebo & Cigala: really not that bad, but family insists on looping the same record endlessly. By now I can't stand the duo.
Ah the crisis: security guards at the mall used to have segways, now they have roller blades...
Hopeless: Watchmen got replaced in most theatres by "una pelicula de huevos", . No wonder Mexico's film industry is in shambles.
At god-damn mother-fucking shit-eating filth-adoring maggot-fraternizing stench-emanating last I got the simulator to run.
Software that tells you a "critical" or "serious" error has occurred makes me laugh. Like we care about how big a mistake you made.