Awful, hot, sticky weather. And no, we don't get lush tropical vegetation or a pretty beach in return. Just scorching hell.
Who'd be crazy enough to include Beethoven's thundering 5th Symphony in a "lullaby classics" CD? 19th century version of BOOM BOOM!
Your mama is so fat, it's easier to jump her than to go around her :p
"a chimp banged her mama" - this accurately describes a character's story in Robert J. Sawyer's latest book.
Our Dalmatian thinks she's a mastodon and has taken to take up as much space as humanly (doggily?) possible.
Enfermedades: si existen rabia y cólera, por qué no hay carcajitis o mal de la risa?
Chewing gum stuck under my bed! wonder who did it... ;)
Mexico: according to authority, we're doing so well, that people who died from other causes are expected to start coming back to life soon.
All of a sudden it's politically incorrect to call it "swine flu". Everybody's now saying "A/H1N1". What a mouthful.
Found two 1-month-old kittens abandoned in a trash pile. Sometimes I think us humans deserve all the plagues that befall us.
Every time I use a PC I'm reminded of how noisy they are. bzzzz..
Best advice ever. "If you enjoy the pain, stop immediately and get help. This could be an indication of a serious psychological condition."
My back is acting up again, yowza. Still I think it's better than having swine flu.
Now the USA is the most swinefluish country on earth. While in Mexico we're so successful, that we actually went from 20 to 7 dead. Zombies!
Going dual-head in 3...2...1... WHOA!
My work PC thinks it's been up for 7 days, but it's actually been asleep since thursday.
Miracle, resurrection! number of confirmed deaths in Mexico due to swine flu lowered from 20 to 7.
I thought my iPhone's hands-free headphones were broken, but it turns out the jack was full of lint. Phew.
I used an old receipt to punch the keys at the ATM. Easier to get swine flu through hand contact!
Mexico city: now we're having power failures. Fsck the power company, this is really not helping keep people calm.
Epidemic in Mexico: if you go panic shopping but you're not actually in panic, does it count as panic shopping?
Mexico: doctor on TV says we're to blame because we don't run to the hospital at the first symptom. With 12-hour waiting times, no wonder.
Mexico City: Quake was minor, world didn't end, authorities considering swine flu general quarantine to be announced today or tomorrow.
Earthquake + swine flu epidemic in mexico city! It's the end of the world! Aah!
As long as the only thing to do is wait and tend to the sick, I think the flu situation in Mexico has become a contingency, not an emergency
Eek, a monkey face-shaped stain on the wall! What does it mean? I'm at the pet hospital, maybe it's a ghost? Eek! http://twitpic.com/405cq
OH NO, the swine flu outbreak in Mexico got out-trended by the NFL draft!
OK, so I joined the surgical mask craze, at least long enough to update my twitter pic. Would rather get influenza than die of suffocation.
How thoughtful: churches in Mexico City encouraged to hold mass outdoors due to swine flu, as people "need to pray in such difficult times".
Hmm, someone must have dried the dog with MY towel...
Great, Mexico just made news on Wikipedia's front page due to the influenza outbreak.
Mexico: el uso de cubrebocas reduce hasta en un 80% el riesgo de infección de influenza pero NO lo elimina por completo. Tome precauciones.
Mexico City: I refuse to wear a surgical mask.
Against all advice, it's business as usual in Mexico City churches. I guess they think they'll be immunized just by showing their devotion.
Mexico city. As I walk the nearly deserted streets I notice what few people are out wearing surgical masks. Straight out of the movies.
Some are claiming they'd known about the epidemic for weeks now. If so, how lame of them not to alert before, but to gloat afterwards.
Try to talk out of your ass. It's next to impossible. So how come so many people can do it so easily?? :)
The appropriate movie to watch right now would be "Outbreak". Don't have it, so "wrath of Khan" will have to suffice.
For a moment there I thought it read "mothership rewards"
Classes and work suspended at the university due to the #influenza epidemic in Mexico city. So no work for me today!
Gee, I don't know why I don't use Exposé a lot more on my Mac.
IRC rocks too much.
Damn! was the rubyonrails.org domain hijacked or hacked into?
A priest and a government official caught as part of a child pornography ring in Mexico.
How nice to be able to say "their fault, not mine". How sad that, despite it being their fault, I'm the one who has to solve the problem.
Difference between emo and punk is, punks are angry and emos are sad ;(
"Welcome to the modem configuration Lizard. I'll help you sssssset up your modemssss."
How about doing a global search & replace in Windows so that every application containing the word "wizard" says "lizard" instead?
DEBUGGER ATTACKING, run for your lives! .. oh, wait, it says "attaching". Never mind, then.
I find myself programming in Java again. What a nightmare.